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This morning as we were eating Surströmming for breakfast she told me I looked pale, my eyes bloodshot, my skin stretched. She said I looked like a corpse: and no wonder, since I spent all my time indoors on the computer. She asked again why I had to dye my hair black. I think she thinks I might be gay. I told her I did it because black is how I feel on the inside. She told me to get a job. I went back to my room, looked out of the window - another grey day in Uddevalla - drew the curtains, sat back down at $500/$1000, and waited for the game to begin again.

 

 

lol

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lol

 

I tried telling my parents they should treat me with a bit of respect, but the fact I've played Durrrr, Antonius and Phil Ivey over eight tables at $500/$1000 means nothing to them.

 

lol

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lolllllll

 

Once, after my mum had told me to make something of myself, I told her I was already the most famous person in Uddevalla. She looked up from her TV soap and snorted "Pah! You're not even as famous as Berit Carlberg!"
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Isildur1: 5001k if more

durrrr: gtg for massage

Isildur1: CANCEL FFS

durrrr: gonna be late neway

Isildur1: im on lifetilt

durrrr: nahhh i rly need one

Isildur1: lol

durrrr: back in 1hr

durrrr: they only had one appt today lol

Isildur1: play now

durrrr: back in 1hr

Isildur1: im on lifetilt

durrrr: sry =(

Isildur1: will not play later

durrrr: i told u to start

durrrr: im sry

Isildur1: yes np

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Han brukar ju inte gula efter att han vunnit ihop lite deg, vad har nu gått snett?

 

Han vart sjukt tiltad av att backa mot durrrr

 

Kollat 20min 200400 mot zee han har synat sig AI pree med T7s QJo och A8s av det lille jag sett. Då har gått, zee 1200 isil 4000 zee 40k isil SNAP med skit. Gamblar sönder :S

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