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[citat av Brandborn...]

Tänkte på samma sak. Durrrr verkar vara ett fenomen. Det intryck jag fått av Blom90 (och martonas, slaktarn m fl) är att han med jämna mellanrum är fattigare än de flesta av oss...

 

Det svåra med poker är inte att snabbt slå upp bankrullen, det svåra är att få den att bestå.

 

Kan bara instämma med dessa två talare.

 

durrr är utomjordiskt bra, Blom90 är svårare att placera på skalan

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Här känns nivån helt rätt för att göra ett poesiinpass:

 

Den som skottar han duger

Men rullen den suger

 

Gul till jul är inge kul

 

Skaffa dig avans

Med hjälp av varians

Så går pokern som en dans

Gå upp i nivå

Dela rullen i två

Gå sen upp en till

och få tilt

 

Då bidrar jag med min favorit

 

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I grinded, buzzed and bleary,

On an NL50 table as I'd often done before,

Eagerly I wished the morrow; vainly I had sought to borrow

From my cash surcease of sorrow in the bosom of a whore -

With the loose and lusty lady whom her patrons call Lenore -

In my heart forevermore.

 

Thus I sat heads up, unshaven, with a player named 'The Raven.'

He existed for aggression, treating poker like it's war;

With his beady gaze appraising, he was raising, always raising

Any two! It was amazing, such opponents I adore:

Wait for cards to loot the lagtard, massive profits lie in store!

Soon that stack is his no more.

 

Then my hand Fortuna graces with a pair of scarlet aces,

And I flat. The Raven raises. I delay, my spirits soar.

Call. The flop comes single-suited, and he shoves. It's undisputed:

He is begging to be looted, he's a spewer to the core!

Now he has it, something tells me. Intuition I ignore,

And I make the call once more.

 

"Bing blang blaow," the Raven uttered. "What the bloody f*ck?" I sputtered,

And I numbly watched the table where the Raven made his score

With a deuce and seven suited; flopped the flush, and I was looted.

What a cooler! Nerves uprooted, anger seeped through every pore.

Checked my roll, which was constructed through the nanos' endless chore:

Eighty cents, and nothing more.

 

"Raven in the house!" he'd spoken and, "This fifty is a token

Of my mammoth skill at poker. You'd have spent it at the store

For your groceries, I'm guessing. Well, too bad, is that distressing?

Soon I'll cash this verdant blessing; ere I place it in my drawer,

I will rub it on my titties, as I've done in days of yore.

Nothing else could please me more."

 

Such a rage his words did trigger, and I shouted, "F*ggot n*gger!

Shut your hole, o fishy offal that has drifted to the shore!

Retard donk, you smell like midden! Hope your mom's with cancer ridden!

And the words that you have written slight legitimacy bore;

You will promptly lose that fifty, knowing naught of Sklansky's lore,

Lose that bill and many more."

 

But the Raven cawed his ditty, "Docs on file and cash on titty!

You're pathetic; I feel pity as I never have before:

Sing of your denied nutrition and express your true contrition,

With an adequate submission, I might possibly restore

Your pecuniary status. Bring your sorrows to the fore,

Only that, and nothing more."

 

Lacking money, feeling hollowed, my apology had followed,

"Bing blang blaow" from lips departing as a fetid poisoned spore,

"Of my cash I have no traces for Lenore's diseased embraces,

Nor to stuff our pudgy faces with the burgers we adore!

I am sorry for my language, ship some back, sir, I implore!"

Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore."

 

With my dollars he departed. I stood up then, broken-hearted,

Threw my mouse and punched my laptop and collapsed upon the floor,

And my eyes have all the seeming of Phil Hellmuth's when he's steaming,

And my awful, tilted screaming through my mouth will always pour;

And my roll from the vexation that has pierced me to the core

Shall be lifted - nevermore.

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Jello menar väl att Durrr spelar en singla-slant spelstil och ännu har han inte fått lika många krona som klave. Speciellt inte på de högre borden.

Rätta mig gärna om jag har fel och förklara...:oops:

 

Har jag helt fel?

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Det är väl inte så svårt att förstå att om en person med högvolatil spelstil hamnar i en "oturskluster" innan han hunnit bli tillräckligt förmögen kommer o gula, medans han blir väldigt rik fort om han hamnar i en "turkluster" direkt.

 

Sen är han duktig o kommer o se till att jag tjänar 200 USD snart.

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Jello menar väl att Durrr spelar en singla-slant spelstil och ännu har han inte fått lika många krona som klave. Speciellt inte på de högre borden.

Rätta mig gärna om jag har fel och förklara...:oops:

 

Har jag helt fel?

 

Mja

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Här känns nivån helt rätt för att göra ett poesiinpass:

 

Den som skottar han duger

Men rullen den suger

 

Gul till jul är inge kul

 

Skaffa dig avans

Med hjälp av varians

Så går pokern som en dans

Gå upp i nivå

Dela rullen i två

Gå sen upp en till

och få tilt

 

A long, long time ago,

I can still remember

how those big flops used to make me smile.

And I knew if I had my chance,

I'd find a hand or some semblance,

And maybe I'd be deep-stacked for a while . . .

 

But my cold cards they made me shiver

To every backer I'd deliver

Bad news on the doorstep,

I couldn't cash one 5th Step . . .

 

I can't remember if I cried

When I realized the board cards hadn't lied,

Perhaps my odds were not implied . . .

The day, my hot streak died.

 

So bye bye to my equity pie,

Took my Ace-King to the river but the river was dry,

My whole table was sharing happy high-fives,

Singing, “Finally the donkey’s arrived,

Finally the donkey’s arrived!”

 

Did you read the The Math of Poker,

And do you have faith in the Great Odds Broker,

If your logic tells you so?

Now do you believe in calculus?

Does Bayes’ Theorem bring you great bliss?

And can you teach me how to integrate this?

 

Well, you know that I play fast and loose

‘Cause you saw me raising the ol’ four-deuce

I threw out a stack of blacks

You’ve gotta dig my craaazy tact!

 

I was a spewin’, checkin’, raisin’ fool

With a calculator and small slide rule

And the nits all thought I was cool

The day my hot streak died.

 

I started singin’,

“Bye bye to my equity pie,”

Took my Ace-King to the river but the river was dry,

My whole table was sharing happy high-fives,

Singing, “Finally the donkey’s arrived,

Finally the donkey’s arrived!”

 

Now for two years I have been a pro

My bankroll’s fat ‘cause I let it grow

But that’s not how it used to be.

When at first I worked for S-I-G

Just after earning my degree

Pay couldn’t top rakeback from F-T-P

 

Oh, and while Congress was lookin’ down

Bill Frist back-doored a clause that pwned

He meant it to deter;

No teeth could he secure.

And since Party was a public stock

The share price took a nasty shock.

Neteller froze us, those $%&@*$ cocks.

That’s when my hot streak died.

 

We were singin’

“Bye bye to my equity pie,”

Took my Ace-King to the river but the river was dry,

My whole table was sharing happy high-fives,

Singing, “Finally the donkey’s arrived,

Finally the donkey’s arrived!”

 

Raisy-daisy in a caffeine haze-y,

Just pop it up go totally crazy

50 bets down and falling fast

Online poker had been a blast

I flopped top pair, oh yes at last!

Then they check-raised me again I was aghast

 

Barney Frank’s bill should’ve been a boon

The PPA played a marching tune

We all toasted the queer . . .

But we never drank that beer!

His bill still hasn’t made the floor

Gaining co-sponsors was a whore

Do you recall how Bill Frist scored

The day my hot streak died?

 

We started singing,

“Bye bye to my equity pie,”

Took my Ace-King to the river but the river was dry,

My whole table was sharing happy high-fives,

Singing, “Finally the donkey’s arrived,

Finally the donkey’s arrived!”

 

Oh, and then we fled to Pokerstars

We begged Lee Jones for some cards

And no doom switch . . . we begged so hard . . .

So come on: Lee be gentle, make us rich!

Lee please don’t throw that doom switch

Cause suckouts are the donkeys’ only friend.

 

Oh, and as I watched Nemo check-raise

I smashed my laptop in a rage!

No angel born in Hell

Could break Lee Jones’s spell!

And as his stack climbed higher from my plight

I muttered how it wasn’t right

I saw railbirds laughing with delight

The day my hot streak died.

 

They were singing,

“Bye bye to my equity pie,”

Took my Ace-King to the river but the river was dry,

My whole table was sharing happy high-fives,

Singing, “Finally the donkey’s arrived,

Finally the donkey’s arrived!”

 

I met a guy called Potripper,

I said “HU?”; he said, “Well sure!”

Then he giggled and played it coy

I went down to the FPP store

Having been reduced to a bonus whore

And the man there signed his book “Tom McEvoy”.

 

After that beat: McEvoy beamed,

Ol’ Hossy sighed and Nemo dreamed.

But not a word was spoken

My spirits were truly broken.

And the three guys who could never win,

Benyamine, Zigmund, Neverwin,

Well I still prayed they’d play ag’in

The day my hot streak died.

 

And they were singing,

“Bye bye to my equity pie,”

Took my Ace-King to the river but the river was dry,

My whole table was sharing happy high-fives,

Singing, “Finally the donkey’s arrived,

Finally the donkey’s arrived!”

 

They were singing,

“Bye bye to my equity pie,”

Took my Ace-King to the river but the river was dry,

My whole table was sharing happy high-fives,

Singing, “Finally the donkey’s arrived.”

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Fantastiskt bra, särskilt när man har läst iaf de första sidorna av tråden. http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/54/poker-beats-brags-variance/created-victory-song-when-i-beat-someone-headsup-491103/

 

bwhahahah

 

bäst:

 

" Originally Posted by ch3ckraise View Post

ch3ckraise: BING BLANG BLAOW

ch3ckraise: CH3CK RAISE IN THA HOUSE

ch3ckraise: I JUST WON $50.00 FROM YOU

ch3ckraise: U COULD HAVE USED IT TO BUY SOME FOOD

ch3ckraise: BUT YOU CANT NOW

ch3ckraise: CUZ IMMA CASH IT OUT

ch3ckraise: AND RUB IT ON MY TITT1ES

JohnnyDeep: a/s/l?"

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Vad är poängen? Singla en slant, what?

 

Visst, man ska väl ha tur, våga ta risker, och ha variansen på sin sida men enbart variansrikt spel kommer inte producera en vinnare. Men det kanske krävs en högriskstil för att öht kunna komma riktigt högt i stakes på väldigt kort tid. Jag vet inte ens om det är fallet med Durrrr, men Jello ville tydligen inte gå in på några förklaringar, utan det räckte med "singla en slant".

 

Jo, enbart variansrikt spel KOMMER producera EN vinnare, OM tillräckligt många spelar det. Spelar fler det kommer FLERA vinnare att produceras, alldeles oavsett de individuella spelarnas EV. Det är det slantsinglingsexemplet försöker åskådliggöra.

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bwhahahah

 

bäst:

 

" Originally Posted by ch3ckraise View Post

ch3ckraise: BING BLANG BLAOW

ch3ckraise: CH3CK RAISE IN THA HOUSE

ch3ckraise: I JUST WON $50.00 FROM YOU

ch3ckraise: U COULD HAVE USED IT TO BUY SOME FOOD

ch3ckraise: BUT YOU CANT NOW

ch3ckraise: CUZ IMMA CASH IT OUT

ch3ckraise: AND RUB IT ON MY TITT1ES

JohnnyDeep: a/s/l?"

 

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Jo, enbart variansrikt spel KOMMER producera EN vinnare, OM tillräckligt många spelar det. Spelar fler det kommer FLERA vinnare att produceras, alldeles oavsett de individuella spelarnas EV. Det är det slantsinglingsexemplet försöker åskådliggöra.
Det kommer göra det vid en viss given nivå, men förr eller senare elimineras alla när de klättrar i stakes om man spelar EV- och med hög varians.
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Det kommer göra det vid en viss given nivå, men förr eller senare elimineras alla när de klättrar i stakes om man spelar EV- och med hög varians.

 

Ingen har väl påstått att han har EV-.

 

Sen är det fetstilta inte nödvändigtvis sant även han spelar EV-.

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Utmærkande drag før många av de dær spelarna ær dels att de har haft absurda mængder tur i kombination med en vældigt høg dos gamble.

Som Phil Helmuth sa om Durrr; "he is one of few that refuse to fold a hand and regularly get away with it. You have to respect that" :)

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jello har varit extremt snäll och tydlig här... Gates-exemplet borde vilken normalbegåvad människa som helst förstå, folk som har lyckats extremt väl inom ex.v. personlig förmögenhet, sportsbetting, poker eller liknande kommer att kunna ha gjort detta på flertalet olika sätt. Det naturligt mest sannolika med en väldigt stor startpopulation givet väldigt stor varians är att de som vunnit/tjänat mest har sprungit över ev., speciellt mtp exponentiella payoutstrukturer som finns i såväl turneringar som i cashgame (i det fall att man spelar agressivt med sin rulle).

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