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Jag lirade lite No Limit Hold'em cashgame på Party med ett gäng sköna amerikaner. Höjer upp 4xBB med 65s, cutoff, CB-bettar runt pott på floppen med två ruter, Michael0426 synar. Check-check på turn, river a diamond och jag betar runt pott och får syn. Efter detta så får jag kraftiga skrattkramper och har svårt att sitta upp... Even a blind squirrel...

 

Michael0426: dumb asss

passionalit: what do you mean?

Michael0426: you played a 5 6 diamonds/,, and got lucky

Michael0426: you were beat all the way to the river.. thats crap play

passionalit: I won, you lost

Michael0426: no skill involved

passionalit: yes, indeed it was

Michael0426: skill playing 5 &6 and praying

Michael0426: even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while

Michael0426: hey can we play any slower?

ScottyisAce: sure

Michael0426: cool... i will have time to go get a drink then

ScottyisAce: me too!

Michael0426: you keep playing like that you wont have money for a drinkl

passionalit: sup michael?

Michael0426: then again.. chupanibrey is back to give his money away

Michael0426: passionalit hasnt played a hand in about 20 hands

passionalit: I played the last four hands, mikey... wake up

Michael0426: sits and acts like he's a card played but plays 5 and 6 suited and prays for the river

Michael0426: example of passionalit card playing ability here.. watch me

ScottyisAce: you're the worse

Michael0426: mmm.. makes sense to play from behind ... sorry ass people playing here

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Denna är inte så brutal, men visar att även inte ens spelare som Barry Greenstein går säkra. Utspelade sig i PLO8-eventet i WCOOP igår efter en check-syn av Barry på rivern. Gillar det skönt retsamma svaret :) .

 

PokerStars Game #6427981814: Tournament #40000012, $300+$20 Omaha Hi/Lo Pot

Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2006/09/26 - 15:52:58 (ET)

Table '40000012 64' 9-max Seat #6 is the button

 

Seat 1: yellowhat (3582 in chips)

Seat 2: QuincyG (1735 in chips)

Seat 4: johan2 (2750 in chips)

Seat 5: baymus (4875 in chips)

Seat 6: oldcoyote1 (4150 in chips)

Seat 7: helpslip (2474 in chips)

Seat 8: barryg1 (4295 in chips)

Seat 9: Numen (4195 in chips)

helpslip: posts small blind 15

barryg1: posts big blind 30

 

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to johan2 [Ad 5h 4h 8d]

Numen: folds

yellowhat: calls 30

QuincyG: folds

johan2: calls 30

baymus: folds

oldcoyote1: calls 30

helpslip: calls 15

barryg1: checks

 

*** FLOP *** [Kh Qc 9c]

helpslip: checks

barryg1: bets 120

yellowhat: folds

johan2: folds

oldcoyote1: calls 120

helpslip: folds

 

*** TURN *** [Kh Qc 9c] [4d]

barryg1: bets 390

oldcoyote1: calls 390

 

*** RIVER *** [Kh Qc 9c 4d] [6c]

barryg1: checks

oldcoyote1: bets 1170

barryg1: calls 1170

 

*** SHOW DOWN ***

oldcoyote1: shows [Kd 2d Qs Ks] (HI: three of a kind, Kings)

barryg1: shows [Jc 9h 4c Jd] (HI: a flush, Queen high)

barryg1 collected 3510 from pot

No low hand qualified

 

oldcoyote1 said, "lol idiot"

barryg1 said, "checked to the obvious 3 kings"

barryg1 said, "you went for it and criticized me -- nice"

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uppdatering ämnet fatlist:

 

Handen i fråga diskuterar han fortfarande flitigt i chatterna på borden jag (och mikka) spelar. Skillnaden är att potten växt, den är numera 1200 i hans ögon, och mikka synade 500 med gutshot...

 

Han "hatar" henne och skyller väl allmänt alla sina problem på henne.

 

Finns även ett par trådar uppe på Betfairs forum som mkt fyndigt heter "I HATE MIKKA"

 

Det hela börjar bli tämligen sinnesjukt.

 

Vet han om att Mikka är en söt blond tjej? Annars borde ni nämna det, så det kan såra hans manliga besserwisserego ännu mer...

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heter Mikka Mika_ på b2b nätverket?

 

ok tack. Mika_ på b2b är helt galen.

 

Låter som en finne det där. Mika är ganska typisk finsk killnamn.

 

Undrar om han är som de flesta andra lättiltade unga finska pöjkär.

 

Det är ganska vanligt att jag får ta emot "roliga" svordomar/fjollbögetc-anklagerser etc när de märker att jag har Stockholm som "location".

 

Ännu roligare brukar det bli när jag först skriver någonting typ (översatt) "klappa saften" eller liknande på dålig finska. Efter ett tag kan jag börja skriva flytande om jag känner mig för det.

 

Jag och andra (stammisar, mest på Sökö eller helfinsk ställe med privatturneringar) som vet att jag är finne har fått en hel del roliga skratt av sådana typer.

 

Edit: kom på att jag har på några ställen Finland som "location". Precis lika roligt att tilta svennar :twisted:

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fatlist: i swear i hope you die

 

Jag kan se hur illamående killen är just där hahaha :lol:

(sjukt dåligt spelat)

 

 

det här var lätt det roligaste jag läst på länge, skulle fan ge mkt för att se fatlist lira live o få AA knäckta,

 

passivare lir med AA får man ju leta efter :o

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"well, I'm new to this, what is a draw"

 

Dagens bästa komentar!! :lol:

5 inköp på köpet=Priceless 8-)

Att kunna tilta sina motståndare är ett starkt vapen!

 

 

Håller fan med Arab, såå sjukt skönt sagt. Feta props till skogis, den här ska jag komma ihåg

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En kompis satt och spelade lite nyss och fick det här över sig, jag ville posta det här, och det tyckte hon me jag kunde göra - here we go:

 

dealt to Mikka [8h 7c]

Cilla24: calls £5

3241: folds

Mikka: raises to £25

Isomerkii: folds

Shark23: folds

fatlist: raises to £60

Cilla24: folds

Mikka: calls £35

----- FLOP ----- [7h Kd 9h]

fatlist: checks

Mikka: checks

----- TURN ----- [7h Kd 9h][6d]

fatlist: bets £30

Mikka: calls £30

----- RIVER ----- [7h Kd 9h 6d][Tc]

fatlist: bets £50

Mikka: raises to £325

fatlist: is all-in £184.85

Returned uncalled bets £90.15 to Mikka

----- SHOW DOWN -----

Mikka: shows [8h 7c] (A Straight, Ten high)

fatlist: shows [Ah As] (A Pair of Aces, King high)

Mikka collects £653.70 from Main pot

 

Dealer: Game #2337736893, Mikka wins pot (£653.70) with A Straight, Ten high

fatlist: i swear i hope you die

fatlist: absolute ******g joke

fatlist: how can you casll that

fatlist: ?????????????????

fatlist: how can you call 60 with that ****

fatlist: un ******g real

fatlist: well you ****????????????

fatlist: DIE

fatlist: YOU ******G CHEAT

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fatlist: UN ******G REAL

fatlist: WELL YOU **** SPEAKJ

fatlist: HOW CAN YOU CALL????????????

fatlist: HOW CAN YOU CALLL

fatlist: WELLL????????????????????

fatlist: MIKKA I ******G HOIPE YOU DIE

fatlist: AND YOUR FAMILTY

fatlist: FAMIKLY

fatlist: ABSOLUTE ****

fatlist: HEY YOU TERROSRIST

Mikka: You've found a real fish. buy in again and take my monet

fatlist: BUY IN AGAINST YOU???????????*

fatlist: THAT WAS TOTALY UNREAL

fatlist: YOU CALL 60 WITH 7 8U

fatlist: TELL ME WHY

fatlist: PLEASE?????????????????????????????

fatlist: DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW HOW TO PLAY?????????

fatlist: MIKKA HOW CAN YOU NOT EVEN SAY SORRY

Mikka: take back your money instead.

fatlist: your absolute scum

fatlist: i swear i hope you die

Shark23: enough of swearing m8 everyone is gonna die one day

Mikka: learn how to bet instead.

fatlist: shut your face you moron

fatlist: sick of **** players like mikka getting away with it

fatlist: mikka have you ever played before?

fatlist: putting that hand on the forum

Mikka: did that money loss hurt you that much really?

fatlist: you just took down aces for 700 hunder quid with runner runner runner

fatlist: after unbelievable calls in the first place

Mikka: Don't say it was money for your children's education?

Shark23: isn't it good for u or us if he is such a bad player?

fatlist: obviously not

fatlist: people are ripping him apart on the forum

Shark23: y u complain so much ? y not?

fatlist: mikka just tell me why you called?

Mikka: cause I'm a LAG player. a professional.

fatlist: what posses you to call 60 with 87 off suit?

fatlist: you think thats proffesional playt?

fatlist: your getting slaughtered on the forum

Mikka: ever heard of implied odds agains fishes? ;-)

fatlist: whtat are you on about

fatlist: i dont think you understand AA against 87?

fatlist: if you called that every time you would be in debt up to your eye balls

fatlist: but you called 60 with an up and down straiht?

fatlist: please tell me what your odds were?

fatlist: come on pro

Shark23: hey fatlist u played badly that hand anyway

Shark23: post flop

fatlist: shark be quiet

fatlist: you have no influence at all your very insignificant

fatlist: i swear mikka you are a very very bad player

fatlist: just been showed some of your hands

fatlist: jesus your bad

fatlist: hey mikka your a joke

fatlist: a sly joke

fatlist: 8 7?

fatlist: 8 7?

Mikka: had 13 outs on the turn, u bet 30 in a pot of 125....I need 9 outs without implied....now I got payd obviously and didn't need

fatlist: are you for real

Mikka: more than 3-4

fatlist: on the turn how many outs did you have??????????

fatlist: please tell me

fatlist: ???????????????????????????

fatlist: 2 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fatlist: about 5percent

Mikka: you checked turn.

Mikka: remember?

fatlist: i bet sixty you ****

Mikka: ah, it was flop. ok

fatlist: so you call yourself a pro

Mikka: pre flop i call 35 to win 100 and need 25% without any implied, which I had loads of.

fatlist: ???

fatlist: and you call 60 with 5 percent

fatlist: explain your implied odds there?

fatlist: didnt think you could you amature

fatlist: face it you got ******g lucky

Mikka: had 20% pre flop, 20 on the flop and 28 on the turn....where do u get 5% from?

fatlist: 28 percent on the turn??????????

fatlist: is that what you give for an open end?

Mikka: plus pair

fatlist: your trying to wind me up

Shark23: i am looking that hand now don't blame mikka ur bets were terrible

fatlist: how would you have played it shark

Shark23: no wonder ur AA were cracked

fatlist: shark you a useless player look at the rankings?

fatlist: shark you dont know how to play do you

Shark23: no i don't good for u isn't it?

fatlist: so you think calling with 78 is a good call

fatlist: shows how much you know

fatlist: lol

fatlist: your useless

Shark23: any 2 cards can win in poker

fatlist: so why dont you call every hand?

Shark23: u didn't bet right post flop that's y u lost

fatlist: he would have called any way

Shark23: how would u know that he would have called

fatlist: cause he is a very bad player

fatlist: have you seen some of his play?

Mikka: well, you wanted me to call. why not bet higher amounts then?

Shark23: then y didn't u charge him high

fatlist: if he called 60 with 8 7

Shark23: u bet 30 into 125 pot on flop

fatlist: yes i didnt want him to fol,d straight away

Mikka: but you knew I would call, right?

fatlist: not then

fatlist: i didnt thin you were playing with 8 7

fatlist: i put you on k a or qq

fatlist: or even kk would have been ok to take

fatlist: face it mikka your a very bad player

Mikka: You gave me odds to call even with 23 and 34 you know...

Mikka: implied odds

Shark23: i agree with u mikka

fatlist: your a bad player

Shark23: he doesn't know how to bet

fatlist: you can say implied odds all you want but you called 60 with 7 8

Mikka: that's poker

fatlist: there fore you can say implied odds for every hand you say you useless *******

Mikka: it didn't cost med 60, it cost me 35 to call preflop

fatlist: you called 60 with 7 8

fatlist: full stop

Mikka: I raised 25 with 78, it's called a bluff, then I called 35 more cause I had odds to do so.

fatlist: your a very silly man

Mikka: that's not right anyway.

fatlist: im starting to think i just got beaten by someone with out a brain cell

Mikka: You wasn't beat by a man

fatlist: it makes me feel slightly better

fatlist: oh ok i was beaten by a useless woman

fatlist: ha ha ha ha

fatlist: or a dog

fatlist: seeing as you have the intelligence of one

fatlist: i recon q 7

fatlist: or maybe 4 6

fatlist: h aha ha h ah ah ha ha ha h ah hah

fatlist: your absolutely pathetic

fatlist: horrific poker once aagain

fatlist: ugly ugly pker

fatlist: at least say if you got beaten by 8 7 with AA you would be very annoyed?

Mikka: I would be annoyed, yes. At myself for my stupid play

fatlist: mikka you just lost 300 hundred with high card

fatlist: you are useless

 

båda två är ju feta fiskar:roll:

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