personalities Postad 26 September , 2006 Rapport Postad 26 September , 2006 Jag lirade lite No Limit Hold'em cashgame på Party med ett gäng sköna amerikaner. Höjer upp 4xBB med 65s, cutoff, CB-bettar runt pott på floppen med två ruter, Michael0426 synar. Check-check på turn, river a diamond och jag betar runt pott och får syn. Efter detta så får jag kraftiga skrattkramper och har svårt att sitta upp... Even a blind squirrel... Michael0426: dumb asss passionalit: what do you mean? Michael0426: you played a 5 6 diamonds/,, and got lucky Michael0426: you were beat all the way to the river.. thats crap play passionalit: I won, you lost Michael0426: no skill involved passionalit: yes, indeed it was Michael0426: skill playing 5 &6 and praying Michael0426: even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while Michael0426: hey can we play any slower? ScottyisAce: sure Michael0426: cool... i will have time to go get a drink then ScottyisAce: me too! Michael0426: you keep playing like that you wont have money for a drinkl passionalit: sup michael? Michael0426: then again.. chupanibrey is back to give his money away Michael0426: passionalit hasnt played a hand in about 20 hands passionalit: I played the last four hands, mikey... wake up Michael0426: sits and acts like he's a card played but plays 5 and 6 suited and prays for the river Michael0426: example of passionalit card playing ability here.. watch me ScottyisAce: you're the worse Michael0426: mmm.. makes sense to play from behind ... sorry ass people playing here Citera
jna Postad 27 September , 2006 Rapport Postad 27 September , 2006 Denna är inte så brutal, men visar att även inte ens spelare som Barry Greenstein går säkra. Utspelade sig i PLO8-eventet i WCOOP igår efter en check-syn av Barry på rivern. Gillar det skönt retsamma svaret . PokerStars Game #6427981814: Tournament #40000012, $300+$20 Omaha Hi/Lo Pot Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2006/09/26 - 15:52:58 (ET) Table '40000012 64' 9-max Seat #6 is the button Seat 1: yellowhat (3582 in chips) Seat 2: QuincyG (1735 in chips) Seat 4: johan2 (2750 in chips) Seat 5: baymus (4875 in chips) Seat 6: oldcoyote1 (4150 in chips) Seat 7: helpslip (2474 in chips) Seat 8: barryg1 (4295 in chips) Seat 9: Numen (4195 in chips) helpslip: posts small blind 15 barryg1: posts big blind 30 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to johan2 [Ad 5h 4h 8d] Numen: folds yellowhat: calls 30 QuincyG: folds johan2: calls 30 baymus: folds oldcoyote1: calls 30 helpslip: calls 15 barryg1: checks *** FLOP *** [Kh Qc 9c] helpslip: checks barryg1: bets 120 yellowhat: folds johan2: folds oldcoyote1: calls 120 helpslip: folds *** TURN *** [Kh Qc 9c] [4d] barryg1: bets 390 oldcoyote1: calls 390 *** RIVER *** [Kh Qc 9c 4d] [6c] barryg1: checks oldcoyote1: bets 1170 barryg1: calls 1170 *** SHOW DOWN *** oldcoyote1: shows [Kd 2d Qs Ks] (HI: three of a kind, Kings) barryg1: shows [Jc 9h 4c Jd] (HI: a flush, Queen high) barryg1 collected 3510 from pot No low hand qualified oldcoyote1 said, "lol idiot" barryg1 said, "checked to the obvious 3 kings" barryg1 said, "you went for it and criticized me -- nice" Citera
elvis77 Postad 27 September , 2006 Rapport Postad 27 September , 2006 fatlist: you just took down aces for 700 hunder quid with runner runner runner Underbar Citera
gdaily Postad 27 September , 2006 Rapport Postad 27 September , 2006 uppdatering ämnet fatlist: Handen i fråga diskuterar han fortfarande flitigt i chatterna på borden jag (och mikka) spelar. Skillnaden är att potten växt, den är numera 1200 i hans ögon, och mikka synade 500 med gutshot... Han "hatar" henne och skyller väl allmänt alla sina problem på henne. Finns även ett par trådar uppe på Betfairs forum som mkt fyndigt heter "I HATE MIKKA" Det hela börjar bli tämligen sinnesjukt. Vet han om att Mikka är en söt blond tjej? Annars borde ni nämna det, så det kan såra hans manliga besserwisserego ännu mer... Citera
gibsa Postad 27 September , 2006 Rapport Postad 27 September , 2006 Grymt imponerad av ditt spel Mikka! Ungefär så jag vill våga spela men det gör inte, så jag spelar tight istället hehe Citera
mattias552 Postad 27 September , 2006 Rapport Postad 27 September , 2006 Detta var sjukt kul! någon som kan tipsa om liknande trådar på forumet? Citera
Brugge Postad 27 September , 2006 Rapport Postad 27 September , 2006 heter Mikka Mika_ på b2b nätverket? Citera
Inicius_ Postad 27 September , 2006 Författare Rapport Postad 27 September , 2006 Brugge: Nä, Mikka spelar bara på Crypto... Citera
Brugge Postad 27 September , 2006 Rapport Postad 27 September , 2006 ok tack. Mika_ på b2b är helt galen. Citera
jm_j Postad 27 September , 2006 Rapport Postad 27 September , 2006 heter Mikka Mika_ på b2b nätverket? ok tack. Mika_ på b2b är helt galen. Låter som en finne det där. Mika är ganska typisk finsk killnamn. Undrar om han är som de flesta andra lättiltade unga finska pöjkär. Det är ganska vanligt att jag får ta emot "roliga" svordomar/fjollbögetc-anklagerser etc när de märker att jag har Stockholm som "location". Ännu roligare brukar det bli när jag först skriver någonting typ (översatt) "klappa saften" eller liknande på dålig finska. Efter ett tag kan jag börja skriva flytande om jag känner mig för det. Jag och andra (stammisar, mest på Sökö eller helfinsk ställe med privatturneringar) som vet att jag är finne har fått en hel del roliga skratt av sådana typer. Edit: kom på att jag har på några ställen Finland som "location". Precis lika roligt att tilta svennar Citera
peji Postad 27 September , 2006 Rapport Postad 27 September , 2006 fatlist: i swear i hope you die Jag kan se hur illamående killen är just där hahaha (sjukt dåligt spelat) det här var lätt det roligaste jag läst på länge, skulle fan ge mkt för att se fatlist lira live o få AA knäckta, passivare lir med AA får man ju leta efter Citera
peji Postad 27 September , 2006 Rapport Postad 27 September , 2006 "well, I'm new to this, what is a draw" Dagens bästa komentar!! 5 inköp på köpet=Priceless Att kunna tilta sina motståndare är ett starkt vapen! Håller fan med Arab, såå sjukt skönt sagt. Feta props till skogis, den här ska jag komma ihåg Citera
peji Postad 27 September , 2006 Rapport Postad 27 September , 2006 "fatlist: why do you raise with 10 9 " från han som synar med Q5. HAHAHA jag dör! fatlist måste ju vara skönare än Ken när han är som "klokast" Citera
Zyr Postad 21 Oktober , 2006 Rapport Postad 21 Oktober , 2006 har fått liknande utskällningar av fatlist på £1-2 men senaste månaden har jag inte sett nån fatlist, undra varför,hehe Citera
batio Postad 14 Juli , 2007 Rapport Postad 14 Juli , 2007 En kompis satt och spelade lite nyss och fick det här över sig, jag ville posta det här, och det tyckte hon me jag kunde göra - here we go: dealt to Mikka [8h 7c] Cilla24: calls £5 3241: folds Mikka: raises to £25 Isomerkii: folds Shark23: folds fatlist: raises to £60 Cilla24: folds Mikka: calls £35 ----- FLOP ----- [7h Kd 9h] fatlist: checks Mikka: checks ----- TURN ----- [7h Kd 9h][6d] fatlist: bets £30 Mikka: calls £30 ----- RIVER ----- [7h Kd 9h 6d][Tc] fatlist: bets £50 Mikka: raises to £325 fatlist: is all-in £184.85 Returned uncalled bets £90.15 to Mikka ----- SHOW DOWN ----- Mikka: shows [8h 7c] (A Straight, Ten high) fatlist: shows [Ah As] (A Pair of Aces, King high) Mikka collects £653.70 from Main pot Dealer: Game #2337736893, Mikka wins pot (£653.70) with A Straight, Ten high fatlist: i swear i hope you die fatlist: absolute ******g joke fatlist: how can you casll that fatlist: ????????????????? fatlist: how can you call 60 with that **** fatlist: un ******g real fatlist: well you ****???????????? fatlist: DIE fatlist: YOU ******G CHEAT fatlist: DIE fatlist: DIE fatlist: DIE fatlist: DIE fatlist: DIE fatlist: DIE fatlist: DIE fatlist: DIE fatlist: DI fatlist: EID fatlist: EID fatlist: EID fatlist: EIDIE fatlist: DIE fatlist: DIE fatlist: DIE fatlist: DIE fatlist: DIE fatlist: DIE fatlist: DIE fatlist: DIE fatlist: DIE fatlist: DIE fatlist: DIE fatlist: DIE fatlist: DIE fatlist: DIE fatlist: DIE fatlist: DIE fatlist: DIE fatlist: DIE fatlist: DIE fatlist: DIE fatlist: DIE fatlist: DIE fatlist: DIE fatlist: DIE fatlist: DIE fatlist: DIE fatlist: DIE fatlist: DIE fatlist: DIE fatlist: UN ******G REAL fatlist: WELL YOU **** SPEAKJ fatlist: HOW CAN YOU CALL???????????? fatlist: HOW CAN YOU CALLL fatlist: WELLL???????????????????? fatlist: MIKKA I ******G HOIPE YOU DIE fatlist: AND YOUR FAMILTY fatlist: FAMIKLY fatlist: ABSOLUTE **** fatlist: HEY YOU TERROSRIST Mikka: You've found a real fish. buy in again and take my monet fatlist: BUY IN AGAINST YOU???????????* fatlist: THAT WAS TOTALY UNREAL fatlist: YOU CALL 60 WITH 7 8U fatlist: TELL ME WHY fatlist: PLEASE????????????????????????????? fatlist: DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW HOW TO PLAY????????? fatlist: MIKKA HOW CAN YOU NOT EVEN SAY SORRY Mikka: take back your money instead. fatlist: your absolute scum fatlist: i swear i hope you die Shark23: enough of swearing m8 everyone is gonna die one day Mikka: learn how to bet instead. fatlist: shut your face you moron fatlist: sick of **** players like mikka getting away with it fatlist: mikka have you ever played before? fatlist: putting that hand on the forum Mikka: did that money loss hurt you that much really? fatlist: you just took down aces for 700 hunder quid with runner runner runner fatlist: after unbelievable calls in the first place Mikka: Don't say it was money for your children's education? Shark23: isn't it good for u or us if he is such a bad player? fatlist: obviously not fatlist: people are ripping him apart on the forum Shark23: y u complain so much ? y not? fatlist: mikka just tell me why you called? Mikka: cause I'm a LAG player. a professional. fatlist: what posses you to call 60 with 87 off suit? fatlist: you think thats proffesional playt? fatlist: your getting slaughtered on the forum Mikka: ever heard of implied odds agains fishes? fatlist: whtat are you on about fatlist: i dont think you understand AA against 87? fatlist: if you called that every time you would be in debt up to your eye balls fatlist: but you called 60 with an up and down straiht? fatlist: please tell me what your odds were? fatlist: come on pro Shark23: hey fatlist u played badly that hand anyway Shark23: post flop fatlist: shark be quiet fatlist: you have no influence at all your very insignificant fatlist: i swear mikka you are a very very bad player fatlist: just been showed some of your hands fatlist: jesus your bad fatlist: hey mikka your a joke fatlist: a sly joke fatlist: 8 7? fatlist: 8 7? Mikka: had 13 outs on the turn, u bet 30 in a pot of 125....I need 9 outs without implied....now I got payd obviously and didn't need fatlist: are you for real Mikka: more than 3-4 fatlist: on the turn how many outs did you have?????????? fatlist: please tell me fatlist: ??????????????????????????? fatlist: 2 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fatlist: about 5percent Mikka: you checked turn. Mikka: remember? fatlist: i bet sixty you **** Mikka: ah, it was flop. ok fatlist: so you call yourself a pro Mikka: pre flop i call 35 to win 100 and need 25% without any implied, which I had loads of. fatlist: ??? fatlist: and you call 60 with 5 percent fatlist: explain your implied odds there? fatlist: didnt think you could you amature fatlist: face it you got ******g lucky Mikka: had 20% pre flop, 20 on the flop and 28 on the turn....where do u get 5% from? fatlist: 28 percent on the turn?????????? fatlist: is that what you give for an open end? Mikka: plus pair fatlist: your trying to wind me up Shark23: i am looking that hand now don't blame mikka ur bets were terrible fatlist: how would you have played it shark Shark23: no wonder ur AA were cracked fatlist: shark you a useless player look at the rankings? fatlist: shark you dont know how to play do you Shark23: no i don't good for u isn't it? fatlist: so you think calling with 78 is a good call fatlist: shows how much you know fatlist: lol fatlist: your useless Shark23: any 2 cards can win in poker fatlist: so why dont you call every hand? Shark23: u didn't bet right post flop that's y u lost fatlist: he would have called any way Shark23: how would u know that he would have called fatlist: cause he is a very bad player fatlist: have you seen some of his play? Mikka: well, you wanted me to call. why not bet higher amounts then? Shark23: then y didn't u charge him high fatlist: if he called 60 with 8 7 Shark23: u bet 30 into 125 pot on flop fatlist: yes i didnt want him to fol,d straight away Mikka: but you knew I would call, right? fatlist: not then fatlist: i didnt thin you were playing with 8 7 fatlist: i put you on k a or qq fatlist: or even kk would have been ok to take fatlist: face it mikka your a very bad player Mikka: You gave me odds to call even with 23 and 34 you know... Mikka: implied odds Shark23: i agree with u mikka fatlist: your a bad player Shark23: he doesn't know how to bet fatlist: you can say implied odds all you want but you called 60 with 7 8 Mikka: that's poker fatlist: there fore you can say implied odds for every hand you say you useless ******* Mikka: it didn't cost med 60, it cost me 35 to call preflop fatlist: you called 60 with 7 8 fatlist: full stop Mikka: I raised 25 with 78, it's called a bluff, then I called 35 more cause I had odds to do so. fatlist: your a very silly man Mikka: that's not right anyway. fatlist: im starting to think i just got beaten by someone with out a brain cell Mikka: You wasn't beat by a man fatlist: it makes me feel slightly better fatlist: oh ok i was beaten by a useless woman fatlist: ha ha ha ha fatlist: or a dog fatlist: seeing as you have the intelligence of one fatlist: i recon q 7 fatlist: or maybe 4 6 fatlist: h aha ha h ah ah ha ha ha h ah hah fatlist: your absolutely pathetic fatlist: horrific poker once aagain fatlist: ugly ugly pker fatlist: at least say if you got beaten by 8 7 with AA you would be very annoyed? Mikka: I would be annoyed, yes. At myself for my stupid play fatlist: mikka you just lost 300 hundred with high card fatlist: you are useless båda två är ju feta fiskar:roll: Citera
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