Ta bort mig :)

[vonClopt]

ja

[vonClopt]

Du kanske inte är bättre?

 

Kanske inte, det får tiden utvisa!

 

Än så länge har jag varken klarat/missat nåt av mina mål!

 

 

 

MM visst får den de, kom ihåg att poker består av mycket tur och att det är ett maraton lopp, dem som har vunnit mest när den dör vinner.

 

Poker är en maraton tävling, inte ett sprinter lopp.

[jackbalsam]

dealt to Zangetsu [7c 7d]

 

Hur tänker du när du synar preflop? Du har ju inte implicita för att syna för setvärde.

 

Sen spelar du AA väldigt hårt på den farliga brädan men du kanske hade nåt read på honom i den handen?

[iremmats]

dealt to Zangetsu [7c 7d]

 

Hur tänker du när du synar preflop? Du har ju inte implicita för att syna för setvärde.

 

Sen spelar du AA väldigt hårt på den farliga brädan men du kanske hade nåt read på honom i den handen?

 

Man kan inte låta folk köra över en heller. Lite extra värde där. I AA handen var väl fi rätt short?

[jackbalsam]

dealt to Zangetsu [7c 7d]

 

Hur tänker du när du synar preflop? Du har ju inte implicita för att syna för setvärde.

 

Sen spelar du AA väldigt hårt på den farliga brädan men du kanske hade nåt read på honom i den handen?

 

Man kan inte låta folk köra över en heller. Lite extra värde där. I AA handen var väl fi rätt short?

 

Angående AA: Missade att han var short. Men ändå hyffsat jobbig flopp för AA.

 

Angående 77: Är det så viktigt att visa att man inte viker så man är beredd att ge upp massa värde? Och synar du omslag om du höjt med traphänder som AJo, KQo osv?

[Che]

77 känns jättekallt

[Djens]

Dealer >> (Hand# 3852101) DJens won $1058.70 with A Straight Two to Six (rivrad med 69s)

Metlica >> RG

Metlica >> ssfd

Metlica >> fdg

Metlica >> sdfdg

Metlica >> sdf

Metlica >> dsaf

Metlica >> dsf

Metlica >> sfd

Metlica >> thats *** unbelieve

Metlica >> nice hand

Metlica >> lol

Metlica >> youre so sick

Metlica >> Jen

Jenog142 >> u should just fold there

Metlica >> come o

Metlica >> what are you <+2!

Metlica >> sic little ***

Metlica >> you call a raise with that ***

Metlica >> and flops a straight ?

Metlica >> why should i fold ?

Metlica >> i had you on a overpair

JD7602 >> bull ***

Metlica >> *** ***

Metlica >> damn vitcgh

Metlica >> youre so *** unreal

Metlica >> buttplug up your azz

Metlica >> with luck

Metlica >> all the time

Metlica >> *** little ***

Metlica >> damnit man

Metlica >> youre cheating or what ?!

Metlica >> how can you call a raise with that hand

Metlica >> and flop a straight

Metlica >> its ...

Metlica >> the thing i dont understand

Metlica >> youre so *** tight

Metlica >> all the time

Metlica >> and the suddenly you do that

Metlica >> and flops a straight ?!

Metlica >> sick ***

Metlica >> *** whorez

Metlica >> hope you die huge

Metlica >> break every *** bone in that petty body of yours.

 

O han fortsätter!!!

 

Metlica >> then suddenly you chose to play 74 - and flops a straight in a heavily rasied pot

Metlica >> its not normal

Metlica >> *** little whorez

Metlica >> yeah sit out you cheat

Metlica >> *** unreal

Metlica >> go away butch

Metlica >> fuckiing unreal bitxh

Metlica >> see

Metlica >> folding every *** hand

Metlica >> and then...

Metlica >> uh ... 74 ?

Metlica >> let me play that in a raised pot !

Metlica >> so unreal.

Metlica >> a *** cheat

Metlica >> somehow

Metlica >> gonna find out how

Metlica >> damn

Metlica >> for fucks sake

Metlica >> that hand watching it now

Metlica >> it doesnt make sense

Metlica >> at all

Metlica >> it doesnt make sense at all

Metlica >> youre sick

Metlica >> youre fucing sick

Metlica >> i hope you rot and die

Metlica >> 96 and gets a straight on river where you have no *** hand before in a huge pot

Metlica >> dont get it

Metlica >> what are you on

Metlica >> *** cheat

Metlica >> gonna report that petty azz

Metlica >> hope they stall your account for life

gbernard >> dude shut up, he's not even listening

Metlica >> its not a *** he its a a *** door

Metlica >> ive seen Jen do that so many times now

Metlica >> its NOT real

Metlica >> trust me its smelly

Dealer >> (Hand# 3852518) Metlica won $17.10 with A Pair of Sevens

Metlica >> hope they freeze the account

Metlica >> for fucks sake those psycho bitches

Metlica >> just dont bet into that cheat

Metlica >> dont feed the ***

Metlica >> *** hope it falls down something tall

 

...En kvart senare!!!

Metlica >> cant get over that *** cheating fish

Dealer >> (Hand# 3852617) Metlica won $23.40, didn't show hand

Jenog142 >> Where is the cheating?

Dealer >> (Hand# 3852627) linhos won $33, didn't show hand

Metlica >> okay tell me one thing then now youre here...

Metlica >> you sit and fold and fold and fold

Dealer >> (Hand# 3852633) 1redsox4 won $33, didn't show hand

Metlica >> and you play only big hands

Metlica >> and gets em home ofcourse...

Jenog142 >> my great grandfather works on pacific

Metlica >> then i make a raise...

Dealer >> (Hand# 3852639) scrilly won $9, didn't show hand

Metlica >> and you call it with a crazy hand

Metlica >> and you follow it to the river with absolutely nothing

Metlica >> in a huge pot

Metlica >> and on the river a you get a 4 cards on board straight.

Metlica >> what the *** is that about

Dealer >> (Hand# 3852652) 1redsox4 won $33, didn't show hand

Metlica >> youre a cheat

Metlica >> and ive seen it many times now

Metlica >> youre pattern is STRANGE

Dealer >> (Hand# 3852664) Metlica won $9, didn't show hand

Metlica >> i might be wrong, i hope pacific can see the problem too

Metlica >> im pretty sure they can'

1redsox4 >> dude, if u really believe that, then leave, but if u dont leave, shut the *** up

Metlica >> close the chat then

1redsox4 >> no, just shut up

1redsox4 >> im sick of it

1redsox4 >> ur a lil whiny ***

Dealer >> (Hand# 3852675) linhos won $96.15, didn't show hand

Metlica >> yeah and i dont give a ***

Metlica >> just dont feed Jen

1redsox4 >> u got bad beated, just give it up

Metlica >> listen

1redsox4 >> no

Metlica >> its not the first time for that ***

1redsox4 >> ive lost a million times on bad beats

1redsox4 >> it happens

1redsox4 >> in swings

1redsox4 >> its variance

1redsox4 >> just get overit

Dealer >> (Hand# 3852688) Metlica won $137, didn't show hand

Metlica >> yeah me too but to Jen its *** all the time and i dont get it...

Metlica >> especially not when the *** is so tight as the *** is

Metlica >> then it makes NO sense

Metlica >> the moves the *** makes

Metlica >> its not like the *** do it often

1redsox4 >> dude

1redsox4 >> whatever

Metlica >> yeah.

Dealer >> (Hand# 3852707) gbernard won $176, didn't show hand

1redsox4 >> he isnt cheating

1redsox4 >> if he is

Metlica >> oh now

Metlica >> he is trying to be abit loose now huh

1redsox4 >> then leave

Metlica >> the ficker is afraid of what is going to happen

Metlica >> when they investigate.

Dealer >> (Hand# 3852735) scrilly won $117.25, didn't show hand

Metlica >> been calling ever since now

1redsox4 >> no, he isnt

Metlica >> ofcourse he is.

Dealer >> (Hand# 3852747) gbernard won $27, didn't show hand

1redsox4 >> how do u think hes cheating?

Metlica >> lots of ways

1redsox4 >> how?

Metlica >> could be a crack somehow

Dealer >> (Hand# 3852749) linhos won $24, didn't show hand

Metlica >> could be some random generatorbuff

1redsox4 >> convincing

1redsox4 >> u got bad beated, just give it up

Metlica >> listen

1redsox4 >> no

Metlica >> its not the first time for that ***

1redsox4 >> ive lost a million times on bad beats

1redsox4 >> it happens

1redsox4 >> in swings

1redsox4 >> its variance

1redsox4 >> just get overit

Dealer >> (Hand# 3852688) Metlica won $137, didn't show hand

Metlica >> yeah me too but to Jen its *** all the time and i dont get it...

Metlica >> especially not when the *** is so tight as the *** is

Metlica >> then it makes NO sense

Metlica >> the moves the *** makes

Metlica >> its not like the *** do it often

1redsox4 >> dude

1redsox4 >> whatever

Metlica >> yeah.

Dealer >> (Hand# 3852707) gbernard won $176, didn't show hand

1redsox4 >> he isnt cheating

1redsox4 >> if he is

Metlica >> oh now

Metlica >> he is trying to be abit loose now huh

1redsox4 >> then leave

Metlica >> the ficker is afraid of what is going to happen

Metlica >> when they investigate.

Dealer >> (Hand# 3852735) scrilly won $117.25, didn't show hand

Metlica >> been calling ever since now

1redsox4 >> no, he isnt

Metlica >> ofcourse he is.

Dealer >> (Hand# 3852747) gbernard won $27, didn't show hand

1redsox4 >> how do u think hes cheating?

Metlica >> lots of ways

1redsox4 >> how?

Metlica >> could be a crack somehow

Dealer >> (Hand# 3852749) linhos won $24, didn't show hand

Metlica >> could be some random generatorbuff

1redsox4 >> convincing

1redsox4 >> u got bad beated, just give it up

Metlica >> listen

1redsox4 >> no

Metlica >> its not the first time for that ***

1redsox4 >> ive lost a million times on bad beats

1redsox4 >> it happens

1redsox4 >> in swings

1redsox4 >> its variance

1redsox4 >> just get overit

Dealer >> (Hand# 3852688) Metlica won $137, didn't show hand

Metlica >> yeah me too but to Jen its *** all the time and i dont get it...

Metlica >> especially not when the *** is so tight as the *** is

Metlica >> then it makes NO sense

Metlica >> the moves the *** makes

Metlica >> its not like the *** do it often

1redsox4 >> dude

1redsox4 >> whatever

Metlica >> yeah.

Dealer >> (Hand# 3852707) gbernard won $176, didn't show hand

1redsox4 >> he isnt cheating

1redsox4 >> if he is

Metlica >> oh now

Metlica >> he is trying to be abit loose now huh

1redsox4 >> then leave

Metlica >> the ficker is afraid of what is going to happen

Metlica >> when they investigate.

Dealer >> (Hand# 3852735) scrilly won $117.25, didn't show hand

Metlica >> been calling ever since now

1redsox4 >> no, he isnt

Metlica >> ofcourse he is.

Dealer >> (Hand# 3852747) gbernard won $27, didn't show hand

1redsox4 >> how do u think hes cheating?

Metlica >> lots of ways

1redsox4 >> how?

Metlica >> could be a crack somehow

Metlica >> could be some random generatorbuff

1redsox4 >> convincing

 

....

 

1redsox4 >> could be ur full of it

Metlica >> all im saying is the *** is strange

Jenog142 >> not playing now cvuz I am reporting this chat to my blog

Metlica >> lol

Metlica >> okay...thats abit embarrising then.

Metlica >> dont do that

Metlica >> im just *** out of my mind

Metlica >> but please post your hand also

Metlica >> thats important

Metlica >> because then all your pokerfriends can see what a *** stupid piece of *** you are

Metlica >> ive found your blog

Jenog142 >> BRB

Metlica >> youre a *** norwegian

Metlica >> im reading your blog ...

[Djens]

ok, the hand, on request:..(edited )

 

I got 6 9 and calls a raise from the cutoff.

 

flop comes 3 4 5

raiser bets, i reraise as a Semibluff.

turn 5 he checks, I bet , he checkraises allin for 250 more, I call since I have a flushdraw and a str8 draw, 1:4 odds.

I catch the str8 on the river.

 

...

[mickol]

Backade 3,5k på sessionen nu, bland annat när jag floppar triss och hamnar allin mot färgdrag £700 , KK mot AJs allin pre $600, AK mot AQ allin pre $475.

Gulningen 8% närmare typ.

 

Varfor sa mycket preflopaction? Om du vill uppna mindre varians tills du byggt upp battre rulle sa maste det ju vara mycket battre for psyket och kanske din BR att spela mer pa handerna som passar bordet.

[Djens]

Jag vägrar ge upp EV för att undvika varians bara.

 

Det ska vända i längden.

[Casper]

Metlica satte sig just ned vid ett av mina NL200 bord med $100. Antar att han inte spelade så lågt (med halvt inköp), innan du bustade honom.

[Djens]

3/6 med 2/3 inköp körde han

 

stor komik på bordet nu!!

 

En ny kille kommer in, synar raise o reraise pre ur psoition pre,jag sätter honom på ett monster, floppen T63, reraise killen med JJ hamnar allin mot T6s som synat 1/6 av stacken pre!

 

nästa hand är det 3 pers som ser floppen, pott 1200 på flopp:

J83, allin-> nya killen synar med AK o drar RR stege på potten som slutar på 2,4k, ena killen hade JJ...

 

efter 5 min var han borta.

[Djens]

Backad elite på morgonen, metadels på grund av att jag hade konstant näst bäst hand, typ tvåpar mot bättre tvåpar, färg mot högre, tre stycken trissar med sämre kicker etc.

 

Har speccat bästa 3/6 spelaren på nätverket när jag spelat med honom och han verkar ha hittat ett framgångskoncept, ska börja spela mer liknande honom...

[FordPrefect]

ok, the hand, on request:

 

I got 6 9 and calls a raise from the cutoff.

 

flop comes 3 4 5

 

raiser bets, i reraise as a Semibluff.

turn 5 he checks, I bet , he checkraises allin for 250 more, I call since I have a flushdraw and a str8 draw, 1:4 odds.

I catch the str8 on the river.

 

...

 

Ja du måste ju garanterat fuska om du lyckas få samma kort både på flop och på turn.

[Djens]

Fixat!

[Othello]

Metlica >> ive found your blog

Jenog142 >> BRB

Metlica >> youre a *** norwegian

 

Stort.

[Othello]

JA MÅ HAN LEVA!!!

JAAAA MÅ HAN LEVA!!!!

JAAAA MÅÅÅÅ HAN LEEEEVA UT I HUUUUUNDRADE ÅÅÅÅÅR!

 

HURRA!

HURRA!

HURRA!

HURRAAAAAAAA!!

 

23 bast alltså. Nh, wp.

[wheelinho]

JA MÅ HAN LEVA!!!

JAAAA MÅ HAN LEVA!!!!

JAAAA MÅÅÅÅ HAN LEEEEVA UT I HUUUUUNDRADE ÅÅÅÅÅR!

 

HURRA!

HURRA!

HURRA!

HURRAAAAAAAA!!

 

23 bast alltså. Nh, wp.

 

Hänger på !

 

Och när han har levat och när han har levat....

[Fishmonger]

Nån mer än jag som tycker detta är vansinnigt roligt?

 

"Metlica >> go away butch"

 

 

Lycka till med spelet!

[Macroman]

Metlica?

 

Pacific eller...?

[Conspiracy]

Nån mer än jag som tycker Metalica påminner om tuff_fish?

[Macroman]

Nån mer än jag som tycker Metalica påminner om tuff_fish?

 

Nej, han påminner om Macroman...

[aDaM]

Hej Djens,

Homegame imorgon fredag i den lilla byn du kommer från.

500 i Buy in.

Vi blir inte så många denna gång, 10 - 15 fiskar och så kanske du då

Hör av dig om du är sugen.

 

Hälsingar

aDaM

[Djens]

Gått bra idag, 2,5k upp på 2/4 o 3/6.

 

= Ingen mer poker idag,

 

Började dock med att bli tokigt utdragen, kändes fint att man hittade disciplinen att vända det!

[Matte_Maiden]

Gått bra idag, 2,5k upp på 2/4 o 3/6.

 

= Ingen mer poker idag,

För helvete, när du är i draget ska du ju klonka maximalt. =)