Det bästa pokercitatet?

[Knish_82]

Vad har ni för tankar kring vilket som är det bästa pokercitatet t.ex. från en film eller från TV.

 

"All you need is a chip and a chair" är ju en klassiker. ´

 

Så fram med dem nu, era bästa citat!

 

/Joey "My kids eat" Knish

[emil_c]

Vad har ni för tankar kring vilket som är det bästa pokercitatet t.ex. från en film eller från TV.

 

"All you need is a chip and a chair" är ju en klassiker. ´

 

Så fram med dem nu, era bästa citat!

 

/Joey "My kids eat" Knish

 

"Sometimes in order to survive you must be willing to die"

[wizzo]

En kändis: "Poker - the game that takes a minute to learn and a lifetime to master" - Mike Sexton (vet inte vem som sa det först men)

 

Mindre känd: "Limit poker is a science, but no-limit is an art. In limit, you are shooting at a target. In no-limit, the target comes alive and shoots back at you." - Jack Strauss

 

Och till sist en liten tröst: "Bad beats only happen to good players." - Joe Crow

[eurythmech]

Det finns bara ett:

 

"Except they forgot one thing: I can dodge bullets baby"

[ok]

poker poker its all skill start with the worst hand and go uphill!!

[Henkeman]

"If there wasn't luck involved I guess I would win every time" - Hellmuth utslagen ur ytterligare en turnering.

[minucci]

X antal repliker ur rounders.. Ni kan dom alla

[ades_va]

X antal repliker ur rounders.. Ni kan dom alla

 

Sablarns skitfilm

 

"Cards are war, in disguise of a sport." -- Charles Lamb, "Essays of Elia" (1832)

 

"Well, tomorrow's another day."

John Hennigan, high-stakes ring game player and 4th Place finisher in the opening World Poker Tour tournament, after reportedly losing more than $1 Million on a Saturday in side action at the Bellagio.

 

POKER, n. A game said to be played with cards for some purpose to this lexicographer unknown."

Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary" (1906)

 

"I must complain the cards are ill shuffled till I have a good hand."

Jonathan Swift, "Thoughts on Various Subjects" (1728)

 

A famous poker quote from the legendary Amarillo" Slim Preston:

"I never go looking for a sucker. I look for a champion and make a sucker out of him."

 

"My favorite chip trick is to make everyone's chip stack disappear"

 

 

Sen avslutar jag med min favorit :

"Never criticize another poker player until you have walked a mile in his shoes. That way you will be a mile away when you criticize him, and you will have his shoes."

[Tiggr]

"Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." Steven Wright

 

"Lottery is a tax on people who are bad at math."

[NeoSlayer]

Det finns bara ett:

 

"Except they forgot one thing: I can dodge bullets baby"

 

ja fy fan..

i början av min pokerkarriär var han min idol men efter ett tag tyckte jag han bara gnällde.. men efter senaste wsop bara jag ÄLSKAR honom igen.. han är så djävla rolig..

[Cleburne]

"He who bets and runs away lives to bet another day."

 

Den snodde jag från en Errol Flynn-film, fast där var det "He who drinks and runs away lives to drink another day".

[F1zban]

Phil Helmuth's och Mike Matusow's kommentarer är klockrena som sagt

 

 

Den sista kommentaren av Sam Grizzle i den här sekvensen från andra dagen i wsop 2003 var rätt skön också

 

- Sam Grizzle: ”Just remember Phil, you can’t win the tournament today son.”

- Phil Helmuth: “Sam you’re the one playing the 8-9 offsuits.”

- Sam Grizzle: ”Phil you’re playing every hand?! You mean you got aces or kings every hand?!”

- Phil Helmuth: “What’s wrong with that?”

- Sam Grizzle: “Nothing, if you get it.”

- Phil Helmuth: “If you’re a hold’em champion that’s the way it is.”

 

- Sam Grizzle: “What if you’re a goofball that just catches cards.”

[jaroiten]

Phil Helmuth's och Mike Matusow's kommentarer är klockrena som sagt

 

 

Den sista kommentaren av Sam Grizzle i den här sekvensen från andra dagen i wsop 2003 var rätt skön också

 

- Sam Grizzle: ”Just remember Phil, you can’t win the tournament today son.”

- Phil Helmuth: “Sam you’re the one playing the 8-9 offsuits.”

- Sam Grizzle: ”Phil you’re playing every hand?! You mean you got aces or kings every hand?!”

- Phil Helmuth: “What’s wrong with that?”

- Sam Grizzle: “Nothing, if you get it.”

- Phil Helmuth: “If you’re a hold’em champion that’s the way it is.”

 

- Sam Grizzle: “What if you’re a goofball that just catches cards.”

just great!