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Å fy fan vilken horribel morgonsession jag hade idag. Nästan två inköp ner på mindre än en halvtimme och sen drog jag i nödbromsen. Jag önskar att jag skitit i att spela och ätit frukost med ungarna istället. Det kändes inte inte bra redan i början och fjärde handen satte tonen direkt: Full Tilt Poker Game #1278291xxx: Table Brush - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:58:30 ET - 2009/06/13 Seat 1: namewithheld06 ($40) Seat 2: Lagunator ($87.15), is sitting out Seat 3: rockrollins ($101.80) Seat 4: Zonin1 ($97) Seat 5: Gerrard37 ($121.65), is sitting out Seat 6: SPONSORMEPLS ($153.60) Seat 7: hero ($100) Seat 8: AliskaX ($29.05) Seat 9: whippet79 ($54.25) rockrollins posts the small blind of $0.50 Zonin1 posts the big blind of $1 The button is in seat #9 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to hero SPONSORMEPLS folds Lagunator has returned hero raises to $3.50 AliskaX folds whippet79 folds rockrollins has 15 seconds left to act rockrollins calls $3 Zonin1 calls $2.50 *** FLOP *** rockrollins checks Zonin1 checks hero bets $10.50 rockrollins raises to $30 Zonin1 folds hero raises to $96.50, and is all in rockrollins calls $66.50 hero shows rockrollins shows *** TURN *** *** RIVER *** hero shows two pair, Tens and Eights rockrollins shows three of a kind, Sevens rockrollins wins the pot ($200.50) with three of a kind, Sevens hero adds $100 *** SUMMARY *** Total pot $203.50 | Rake $3 Board: Seat 1: namewithheld06 is sitting out Seat 2: Lagunator is sitting out Seat 3: rockrollins (small blind) showed and won ($200.50) with three of a kind, Sevens Seat 4: Zonin1 (big blind) folded on the Flop Seat 5: Gerrard37 is sitting out Seat 6: SPONSORMEPLS didn't bet (folded) Seat 7: hero showed and lost with two pair, Tens and Eights Seat 8: AliskaX didn't bet (folded) Seat 9: whippet79 (button) didn't bet (folded) Jag är aldrig bäst i den handen, så jag har väl ingen rätt att gnälla. Jag bestämde mig för att hålla huvet klart och gneta på. Tveksamt om man ska betal< <v den här snubben på river, men jag måste väl med näst högsta flushen, antar jag. Han kan ha en sämre flush, stege, två par eller ett set. Full Tilt Poker Game #127831xxx: Table Speaker - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:20:28 ET - 2009/06/13 Seat 1: RAW_FORCE ($100) Seat 2: veritas ($21.25) Seat 3: LittleWeasel2 ($100) Seat 4: JCDaddio ($122.70) Seat 5: hero ($114.15) Seat 6: Mtnman11 ($81) Seat 7: BUSTOUGO ($104.90) Seat 8: raisinchips ($126) Seat 9: EndlessMonotony ($93.30) LittleWeasel2 posts the small blind of $0.50 JCDaddio posts the big blind of $1 The button is in seat #2 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to hero hero raises to $4 Mtnman11 folds BUSTOUGO folds raisinchips folds EndlessMonotony folds RAW_FORCE folds veritas folds LittleWeasel2 calls $3.50 JCDaddio calls $3 *** FLOP *** LittleWeasel2 checks JCDaddio checks hero bets $9 LittleWeasel2 calls $9 JCDaddio calls $9 *** TURN *** LittleWeasel2 checks JCDaddio checks hero checks *** RIVER *** LittleWeasel2 checks JCDaddio has 15 seconds left to act JCDaddio bets $15 hero calls $15 LittleWeasel2 folds LittleWeasel2 adds $13 *** SHOW DOWN *** JCDaddio shows a flush, Ace high hero mucks JCDaddio wins the pot ($66) with a flush, Ace high hero adds $13.85 *** SUMMARY *** Total pot $69 | Rake $3 Board: Seat 1: RAW_FORCE didn't bet (folded) Seat 2: veritas (button) didn't bet (folded) Seat 3: LittleWeasel2 (small blind) folded on the River Seat 4: JCDaddio (big blind) showed and won ($66) with a flush, Ace high Seat 5: hero mucked - a flush, King high Seat 6: Mtnman11 didn't bet (folded) Seat 7: BUSTOUGO didn't bet (folded) Seat 8: raisinchips didn't bet (folded) Seat 9: EndlessMonotony didn't bet (folded) Och en river. Tilt-larmet går nu. Full Tilt Poker Game #12783xxx: Table Sweetzer - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:22:02 ET - 2009/06/13 Seat 1: The Janitor000 ($190.80) Seat 2: moonattack ($41.50) Seat 3: Richard_00 ($138.50) Seat 4: MogKupo ($110.50) Seat 5: woofer23 ($87.90) Seat 6: raisinchips ($124.80) Seat 7: hero ($123.15) Seat 8: JCDaddio ($94.65) Seat 9: supermajia ($20) JCDaddio posts the small blind of $0.50 supermajia has 5 seconds left to act supermajia has timed out supermajia is sitting out The Janitor000 posts the big blind of $1 The button is in seat #7 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to hero moonattack folds Richard_00 folds MogKupo folds woofer23 folds raisinchips raises to $3 hero has 15 seconds left to act hero has requested TIME hero calls $3 JCDaddio folds The Janitor000 folds *** FLOP *** supermajia has reconnected raisinchips bets $5 hero has 15 seconds left to act hero calls $5 *** TURN *** raisinchips checks hero bets $9 raisinchips calls $9 *** RIVER *** raisinchips checks hero has 15 seconds left to act hero checks *** SHOW DOWN *** hero shows a pair of Sevens raisinchips shows a pair of Jacks raisinchips wins the pot ($33.75) with a pair of Jacks supermajia has returned *** SUMMARY *** Total pot $35.50 | Rake $1.75 Board: Seat 1: The Janitor000 (big blind) folded before the Flop Seat 2: moonattack didn't bet (folded) Seat 3: Richard_00 didn't bet (folded) Seat 4: MogKupo didn't bet (folded) Seat 5: woofer23 didn't bet (folded) Seat 6: raisinchips showed King of ClubsJack of Clubs and won ($33.75) with a pair of Jacks Seat 7: hero (button) showed 7 of Hearts6 of Hearts and lost with a pair of Sevens Seat 8: JCDaddio (small blind) folded before the Flop Seat 9: supermajia is sitting out Här var jag på väg att tilt-syna, men tog mitt förnuft till fånga i sista stund. Fi är en nit och har minst AK: Full Tilt Poker Game #1278322xxx: Table Cogswell - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:24:29 ET - 2009/06/13 Seat 1: raisinchips ($115.90) Seat 2: ontherun ($105.55) Seat 3: veritas ($70.90) Seat 4: David Schlager ($133.80) Seat 5: dl1982 ($113.20) Seat 6: RUCKtheFIVER29 ($122.50) Seat 7: Lagunator ($7.45) Seat 8: kp0tlol ($8.25) Seat 9: hero ($100) veritas posts the small blind of $0.50 David Schlager posts the big blind of $1 The button is in seat #2 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to hero Queen of SpadesAce of Clubs dl1982 calls $1 RUCKtheFIVER29 folds Lagunator folds kp0tlol folds hero raises to $4.50 raisinchips folds ontherun folds veritas folds David Schlager folds dl1982 calls $3.50 *** FLOP *** Ace of HeartsQueen of DiamondsKing of Diamonds dl1982 checks hero bets $10.50 dl1982 raises to $21 hero calls $10.50 *** TURN *** Ace of HeartsQueen of DiamondsKing of Diamonds2 of Spades dl1982 bets $87.70, and is all in hero has 15 seconds left to act hero has requested TIME hero folds hero adds $25.50 Uncalled bet of $87.70 returned to dl1982 dl1982 mucks dl1982 wins the pot ($49.90) *** SUMMARY *** Total pot $52.50 | Rake $2.60 Board: Ace of HeartsQueen of DiamondsKing of Diamonds2 of Spades Seat 1: raisinchips didn't bet (folded) Seat 2: ontherun (button) didn't bet (folded) Seat 3: veritas (small blind) folded before the Flop Seat 4: David Schlager (big blind) folded before the Flop Seat 5: dl1982 collected ($49.90), mucked Seat 6: RUCKtheFIVER29 didn't bet (folded) Seat 7: Lagunator didn't bet (folded) Seat 8: kp0tlol didn't bet (folded) Seat 9: hero folded on the Turn Jag loggade ut direkt efter den här. Tur att man har självdisciplin.

Å vad tråkigt.

Dom är extremt sällsynta på FT på mornarna (eller överhuvudtaget..?) men jag hade faktiskt en i morse. Shortstackande och mycket sämre än tyskarna. Mina damer och herrar! Plats på scen för "SALVODONKEY"!!! Full Tilt Poker Game #12744149xx: Table Horn - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:30:34 ET - 2009/06/11 Seat 1: Mauzinho ($155.25) Seat 2: Elodie09 ($118.45) Seat 3: hero ($102.40) Seat 4: FTMania1 ($55.65) Seat 5: Maxime-Maximus ($20) Seat 6: Thadeus222 ($28.65) Seat 7: Raiderwoj ($86.95) Seat 8: superchinoa2 ($66.80) Seat 9: salvoDonkey ($20.50) salvoDonkey posts the small blind of $0.50 Mauzinho posts the big blind of $1 The button is in seat #8 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to hero Elodie09 folds hero folds FTMania1 folds Thadeus222 folds Raiderwoj folds superchinoa2 has 15 seconds left to act superchinoa2 folds salvoDonkey raises to $14.20 Mauzinho raises to $27.40 salvoDonkey calls $6.30, and is all in Mauzinho shows salvoDonkey shows Uncalled bet of $6.90 returned to Mauzinho *** FLOP *** *** TURN *** *** RIVER *** Mauzinho shows a pair of Fours salvoDonkey shows a pair of Fours Mauzinho wins the pot ($38.95) with a pair of Fours salvoDonkey adds $20 *** SUMMARY *** Total pot $41 | Rake $2.05 Board: Seat 1: Mauzinho (big blind) showed and won ($38.95) with a pair of Fours Seat 2: Elodie09 didn't bet (folded) Seat 3: hero didn't bet (folded) Seat 4: FTMania1 didn't bet (folded) Seat 5: Maxime-Maximus is sitting out Seat 6: Thadeus222 didn't bet (folded) Seat 7: Raiderwoj didn't bet (folded) Seat 8: superchinoa2 (button) didn't bet (folded) Seat 9: salvoDonkey (small blind) showed and lost with a pair of Fours Full Tilt Poker Game #1274397xxx: Table Horn - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:19:26 ET - 2009/06/11 Seat 1: Mauzinho ($139.90) Seat 2: Elodie09 ($115.45) Seat 3: hero ($100.50) Seat 4: FTMania1 ($57.65) Seat 5: Maxime-Maximus ($20) Seat 6: Thadeus222 ($33.80) Seat 7: Raiderwoj ($86.40), is sitting out Seat 8: superchinoa2 ($62.30) Seat 9: salvoDonkey ($21) Mauzinho posts the small blind of $0.50 Elodie09 posts the big blind of $1 The button is in seat #9 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to hero hero folds FTMania1 folds Thadeus222 folds superchinoa2 folds salvoDonkey raises to $21, and is all in Mauzinho has 15 seconds left to act Mauzinho calls $20.50 Elodie09 folds salvoDonkey shows Mauzinho shows *** FLOP *** *** TURN *** *** RIVER *** salvoDonkey shows Ace Queen high Mauzinho shows a pair of Queens Mauzinho wins the pot ($40.85) with a pair of Queens salvoDonkey adds $20 *** SUMMARY *** Total pot $43 | Rake $2.15 Board: Seat 1: Mauzinho (small blind) showed and won ($40.85) with a pair of Queens Seat 2: Elodie09 (big blind) folded before the Flop Seat 3: hero didn't bet (folded) Seat 4: FTMania1 didn't bet (folded) Seat 5: Maxime-Maximus is sitting out Seat 6: Thadeus222 didn't bet (folded) Seat 7: Raiderwoj is sitting out Seat 8: superchinoa2 didn't bet (folded) Seat 9: salvoDonkey (button) showed and lost with Ace Queen high Klockren syn med dam hög och tia kicker där förresten. Var spelar alla italienare? Jag vill se mer.

Ja, man undrar. Jag tycker nästan synd om dom när dom sitter där och fjantar med sina små stackar och sen slår man upp dom på tableratings och dom ligger -$600 efter 280.000 händer. Varför inte lära sig spela på riktigt istället? Och varför ser man aldrig en tysk som spelar på riktigt. Det värsta jag vet är när man ser folk som ger dom action med A4 suited.

Jag har kört igång mitt SNG-projekt igen. I maj hände det inte så mycket. Målet var väl från början att lära mig spela SNG's ordentligt och att spela många SNG's samtidigt och att se hur mycket jag kan förvandla en 100-dollars startrulle till. Jag spelar femdollars och nu ligger jag runt $350. Vid 400 växlar jag upp till 10-dollars. På 35 turneringar hittills i juni har jag 33% ROI.

På vilket sätt är det INTE uppenbart.

Tysk bingo-poker är på frammarsch. Bra spelat. Full Tilt Poker Game #12743xxx: Table Leafwood - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:14:40 ET - 2009/06/11 Seat 1: coryr5150 ($24) Seat 2: FTMania1 ($111.70) Seat 3: daytonachung ($20) Seat 4: 0wins ($304.05) Seat 5: MeaLOwNz ($100.50) Seat 6: hero ($101) Seat 7: CGMAN09 ($70) Seat 8: Body Man D ($100) Seat 9: GermanAngst ($20) Body Man D posts the small blind of $0.50 GermanAngst posts the big blind of $1 5 seconds left to act daytonachung posts $1 The button is in seat #7 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to hero coryr5150 folds FTMania1 folds daytonachung checks 0wins folds MeaLOwNz folds hero raises to $5 CGMAN09 folds Body Man D folds Body Man D adds $0.50 GermanAngst raises to $20, and is all in daytonachung folds hero calls $15 GermanAngst shows hero shows *** FLOP *** *** TURN *** *** RIVER *** GermanAngst shows a pair of Aces hero shows a pair of Kings GermanAngst wins the pot ($39.45) with a pair of Aces hero adds $19 *** SUMMARY *** Total pot $41.50 | Rake $2.05 Board: Seat 1: coryr5150 didn't bet (folded) Seat 2: FTMania1 didn't bet (folded) Seat 3: daytonachung folded before the Flop Seat 4: 0wins didn't bet (folded) Seat 5: MeaLOwNz didn't bet (folded) Seat 6: hero showed and lost with a pair of Kings Seat 7: CGMAN09 (button) didn't bet (folded) Seat 8: Body Man D (small blind) folded before the Flop Seat 9: GermanAngst (big blind) showed and won ($39.45) with a pair of Aces Jag är helnöjd om jag får in degen pre med 70% equity.

Nä usch, idag gjorde jag några rejäla misstag. Den här fisken var en extrem call station. Vad raisar han floppen med? Ett set förstås. Vad blir det om det kommer en sjua till på turn? Jo, en kåk eller ett fyrtal. Och vad gör fiskarna då, jo, dom slowspelar. Och vad betar han $30 på rivern med? Inte en straight eller en flush i alla fall. Dåligt spelat. Full Tilt Poker Game #127257xx: Table Burdette - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:04:19 ET - 2009/06/10 Seat 1: AG10121012 ($20) Seat 2: woofer23 ($107.15) Seat 3: hero ($121.50) Seat 4: hjelmedl ($125.85) Seat 5: MakkyD ($105.25) Seat 6: pcxonfire ($59.45) Seat 7: xsd87x ($125.95) Seat 8: PisarevR ($18.50) Seat 9: Goomashroom ($139.90) xsd87x posts the small blind of $0.50 PisarevR posts the big blind of $1 The button is in seat #6 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to hero Goomashroom folds woofer23 folds hero raises to $3.50 hjelmedl calls $3.50 MakkyD folds pcxonfire folds xsd87x folds PisarevR folds *** FLOP *** hero bets $4.50 hjelmedl has 15 seconds left to act hjelmedl raises to $20 hero calls $15.50 *** TURN *** hero has 15 seconds left to act hero has requested TIME hero checks hjelmedl checks *** RIVER *** hero checks hjelmedl has 15 seconds left to act hjelmedl bets $30 hero has 15 seconds left to act hero: full house? hero has requested TIME hero calls $30 *** SHOW DOWN *** hjelmedl shows a full house, Fives full of Sevens hero mucks hjelmedl wins the pot ($105.50) with a full house, Fives full of Sevens hero adds $32 *** SUMMARY *** Total pot $108.50 | Rake $3 Board: Seat 1: AG10121012 is sitting out Seat 2: woofer23 didn't bet (folded) Seat 3: hero mucked - a flush, Ace high Seat 4: hjelmedl showed and won ($105.50) with a full house, Fives full of Sevens Seat 5: MakkyD didn't bet (folded) Seat 6: pcxonfire (button) didn't bet (folded) Seat 7: xsd87x (small blind) folded before the Flop Seat 8: PisarevR (big blind) folded before the Flop Seat 9: Goomashroom didn't bet (folded) Och så lite tysk fjant-poker. Han spelar ju sin hand så urdåligt, så det är väl ingenting att bli sur över egentligen. Synar med bästa handen och får in pengarna som underdog. Sen drar han direkt, på tyskt manér. Han har 270.000 händer på table ratings och ligger 966 dollar back. Det måste bli sjukt trist att spela bingopoker och dessutom inte tjäna nånting på det. Full Tilt Poker Game #127253xxx: Table Burdette - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:34:50 ET - 2009/06/10 Seat 1: TheDuke1973 ($21.50) Seat 2: woofer23 ($101.20) Seat 3: hero ($136.85) Seat 4: hjelmedl ($125.45) Seat 5: MakkyD ($101.90) Seat 6: pcxonfire ($53.85) Seat 7: xsd87x ($100) Seat 8: Lucky_Lutin77 ($36.60) Seat 9: weave3 ($57.35) weave3 posts the small blind of $0.50 TheDuke1973 posts the big blind of $1 The button is in seat #8 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to hero woofer23 folds hero raises to $3.50 hjelmedl folds MakkyD folds pcxonfire calls $3.50 xsd87x calls $3.50 Lucky_Lutin77 folds weave3 folds TheDuke1973 has 15 seconds left to act TheDuke1973 calls $2.50 *** FLOP *** TheDuke1973 checks hero bets $10 pcxonfire has 15 seconds left to act pcxonfire folds xsd87x folds xsd87x adds $3.50 TheDuke1973 raises to $18, and is all in hero calls $8 TheDuke1973 shows hero shows *** TURN *** *** RIVER *** TheDuke1973 shows a straight, Queen high hero shows a pair of Queens TheDuke1973 wins the pot ($48) with a straight, Queen high *** SUMMARY *** Total pot $50.50 | Rake $2.50 Board: Seat 1: TheDuke1973 (big blind) showed and won ($48) with a straight, Queen high Seat 2: woofer23 didn't bet (folded) Seat 3: hero showed and lost with a pair of Queens Seat 4: hjelmedl didn't bet (folded) Seat 5: MakkyD didn't bet (folded) Seat 6: pcxonfire folded on the Flop Seat 7: xsd87x folded on the Flop Seat 8: Lucky_Lutin77 (button) didn't bet (folded) Seat 9: weave3 (small blind) folded before the Flop In med degen med damer mot en LAG-fish. Det gick ju åt helvete, men jag tror man måste stacka av med damer här. Jag tar gärna feedback på det. Full Tilt Poker Game #127256xxx: Table Cabana - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:56:19 ET - 2009/06/10 Seat 1: MONKEYLUCK1 ($98.95) Seat 2: Goomashroom ($112.60) Seat 3: Webby3 ($20) Seat 4: Rk23aa ($37.30) Seat 5: hero ($102) Seat 6: Mac Stagger ($91.15) Seat 7: risus ($26.55) Seat 8: loophole1 ($48.25) Seat 9: Butafouco ($113.50) Mac Stagger posts the small blind of $0.50 risus posts the big blind of $1 The button is in seat #5 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to hero loophole1 folds Butafouco folds MONKEYLUCK1 raises to $2 Goomashroom folds Webby3 folds Rk23aa folds hero raises to $8 Mac Stagger calls $7.50 risus folds MONKEYLUCK1 raises to $24 hero calls $16 Mac Stagger folds *** FLOP *** MONKEYLUCK1 has 15 seconds left to act MONKEYLUCK1 checks hero has 15 seconds left to act hero checks *** TURN *** MONKEYLUCK1 bets $25 hero raises to $78, and is all in MONKEYLUCK1 calls $49.95, and is all in hero shows MONKEYLUCK1 shows Uncalled bet of $3.05 returned to hero *** RIVER *** hero shows two pair, Queens and Fives MONKEYLUCK1 shows two pair, Aces and Fives MONKEYLUCK1 wins the pot ($203.90) with two pair, Aces and Fives hero adds $96.95 *** SUMMARY *** Total pot $206.90 | Rake $3 Board: Seat 1: MONKEYLUCK1 showed Ace of ClubsAce of Spades and won ($203.90) with two pair, Aces and Fives Seat 2: Goomashroom didn't bet (folded) Seat 3: Webby3 didn't bet (folded) Seat 4: Rk23aa didn't bet (folded) Seat 5: hero (button) showed Queen of DiamondsQueen of Hearts and lost with two pair, Queens and Fives Seat 6: Mac Stagger (small blind) folded before the Flop Seat 7: risus (big blind) folded before the Flop Seat 8: loophole1 didn't bet (folded) Seat 9: Butafouco didn't bet (folded) Men jag satte i alla fall en straight flush. Jag är inte säker på att jag mjölkade max ur den. Full Tilt Poker Game #12724xxx: Table Burdette - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:09:44 ET - 2009/06/10 Seat 1: tommy_corn ($115.55), is sitting out Seat 2: MRSTACKMYCHIP1 ($102.65) Seat 3: hero ($103.20) Seat 4: hjelmedl ($100) Seat 5: MakkyD ($98) Seat 6: pcxonfire ($56.35) Seat 7: GaetanRobidoux ($138.50) Seat 8: Lucky_Lutin77 ($43.50) Seat 9: weave3 ($92.35) MakkyD posts the small blind of $0.50 pcxonfire posts the big blind of $1 The button is in seat #4 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to hero 7 of Spades6 of Spades GaetanRobidoux folds weave3 raises to $3 MRSTACKMYCHIP1 has 15 seconds left to act MRSTACKMYCHIP1 calls $3 hero calls $3 MakkyD folds pcxonfire has 15 seconds left to act pcxonfire folds *** FLOP *** King of Diamonds5 of Spades4 of Spades weave3 checks MRSTACKMYCHIP1 bets $1 hero has 15 seconds left to act hero calls $1 weave3 calls $1 *** TURN *** King of Diamonds5 of Spades4 of Spades8 of Spades weave3 checks MRSTACKMYCHIP1 bets $6 hero has 15 seconds left to act hero calls $6 weave3 folds *** RIVER *** King of Diamonds5 of Spades4 of Spades8 of Spades7 of Hearts MRSTACKMYCHIP1 has 15 seconds left to act MRSTACKMYCHIP1 bets $20 hero has 15 seconds left to act hero raises to $55 MRSTACKMYCHIP1 has 15 seconds left to act MRSTACKMYCHIP1 folds Uncalled bet of $35 returned to hero hero shows 7 of Spades6 of Spades a straight flush, Eight high hero wins the pot ($62.50) *** SUMMARY *** Total pot $65.50 | Rake $3 Board: King of Diamonds5 of Spades4 of Spades8 of Spades7 of Hearts Seat 1: tommy_corn is sitting out Seat 2: MRSTACKMYCHIP1 folded on the River Seat 3: hero collected ($62.50) Seat 4: hjelmedl (button) is sitting out Seat 5: MakkyD (small blind) folded before the Flop Seat 6: pcxonfire (big blind) folded before the Flop Seat 7: GaetanRobidoux didn't bet (folded) Seat 8: Lucky_Lutin77 is sitting out Seat 9: weave3 folded on the Turn

Här har vi dagens skörd av intressanta händer. Den första är mest komisk. Jag raisar upp med 22 och bestämmer mig för att inte spela hårt mot två call stations, som checkar flop och turn med topp-par, så att jag sätter en runner-runner två hög flush. Full Tilt Poker Game #1270612xx: Table Nolan - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:53:13 ET - 2009/06/09 Seat 1: FRANK2104 ($20) Seat 2: GravitationZero ($19) Seat 3: Garda Siochana ($0), is sitting out Seat 4: AWBSRB ($114.65) Seat 5: jackunChan ($20) Seat 6: Johnny Brunson ($71.55) Seat 7: hero ($104.50) Seat 8: Lagunator ($40) Seat 9: MountainOfDung ($71) GravitationZero posts the small blind of $0.50 AWBSRB posts the big blind of $1 The button is in seat #1 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to hero jackunChan folds Garda Siochana stands up Johnny Brunson folds hero raises to $3.50 Lagunator folds MountainOfDung calls $3.50 FRANK2104 folds GravitationZero folds AWBSRB calls $2.50 *** FLOP *** AWBSRB has 15 seconds left to act AWBSRB checks hero checks MountainOfDung checks *** TURN *** AWBSRB checks hero checks MountainOfDung checks *** RIVER *** AWBSRB checks hero checks MountainOfDung checks *** SHOW DOWN *** hero shows a flush, Ace high MountainOfDung mucks AWBSRB mucks hero wins the pot ($10.45) with a flush, Ace high *** SUMMARY *** Total pot $11 | Rake $0.55 Board: Seat 1: FRANK2104 (button) didn't bet (folded) Seat 2: GravitationZero (small blind) folded before the Flop Seat 3: Garda Siochana is sitting out Seat 4: AWBSRB (big blind) mucked - a pair of Aces Seat 5: jackunChan didn't bet (folded) Seat 6: Johnny Brunson didn't bet (folded) Seat 7: hero showed and won ($10.45) with a flush, Ace high Seat 8: Lagunator didn't bet (folded) Seat 9: MountainOfDung mucked - a pair of Aces Här vet jag inte vad fi kan ha och om jag hade kunnat få något mer värde ur den, men det kanske var lite overkill att raisa så mycket på river. Hyfsad träff annars. Full Tilt Poker Game #127054xx: Table Burdette - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:08:34 ET - 2009/06/09 Seat 1: HANCAL70S ($205.40) Seat 2: tdub303 ($74.15) Seat 3: Ughsk ($100) Seat 4: crowdrocka ($99) Seat 5: hero ($100) Seat 6: cashmoneymom ($126) Seat 7: Goomashroom ($100) Seat 8: sassykat1270 ($143.05) Seat 9: TNN4731 ($215.40) crowdrocka posts the small blind of $0.50 hero posts the big blind of $1 The button is in seat #3 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to hero cashmoneymom has 15 seconds left to act cashmoneymom folds Goomashroom folds sassykat1270 folds TNN4731 folds HANCAL70S has 15 seconds left to act HANCAL70S folds tdub303 folds Ughsk has 15 seconds left to act Ughsk folds crowdrocka calls $0.50 hero has 15 seconds left to act hero raises to $3 crowdrocka calls $2 *** FLOP *** crowdrocka checks hero bets $4.50 crowdrocka calls $4.50 *** TURN *** crowdrocka checks hero bets $6 crowdrocka calls $6 *** RIVER *** crowdrocka bets $18 hero raises to $81 crowdrocka folds Uncalled bet of $63 returned to hero hero mucks hero wins the pot ($60) *** SUMMARY *** Total pot $63 | Rake $3 Board: Seat 1: HANCAL70S didn't bet (folded) Seat 2: tdub303 didn't bet (folded) Seat 3: Ughsk (button) didn't bet (folded) Seat 4: crowdrocka (small blind) folded on the River Seat 5: hero (big blind) collected ($60), mucked Seat 6: cashmoneymom didn't bet (folded) Seat 7: Goomashroom didn't bet (folded) Seat 8: sassykat1270 didn't bet (folded) Seat 9: TNN4731 didn't bet (folded) Den här är jag inte alls nöjd med. Att inte beta turn här när han checkar är ju bedrövligt. Jag har sjukt många outs om jag får syn. Full Tilt Poker Game #12705xxx: Table Charitable - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:20:59 ET - 2009/06/09 Seat 1: Gojira10 ($55.60) Seat 2: crowdrocka ($128.10) Seat 3: Mojomonkey70 ($60.05) Seat 4: colepey ($31.75) Seat 5: hero ($100) Seat 6: lesmurphy77 ($158.95) Seat 7: TheDuke1973 ($19) Seat 8: HANCAL70S ($101.20) Seat 9: Shove It Rick ($105.30) TheDuke1973 posts the small blind of $0.50 HANCAL70S posts the big blind of $1 The button is in seat #6 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to hero Shove It Rick raises to $4 Gojira10 folds crowdrocka folds Mojomonkey70 has 15 seconds left to act Mojomonkey70 folds colepey calls $4 hero calls $4 lesmurphy77 folds TheDuke1973 folds HANCAL70S folds *** FLOP *** Shove It Rick bets $9 colepey folds hero has 15 seconds left to act hero calls $9 *** TURN *** Shove It Rick checks hero has 15 seconds left to act hero checks *** RIVER *** Shove It Rick checks hero bets $12 Shove It Rick calls $12 *** SHOW DOWN *** hero shows Queen Jack high Shove It Rick shows a pair of Eights Shove It Rick wins the pot ($52.75) with a pair of Eights hero adds $25 *** SUMMARY *** Total pot $55.50 | Rake $2.75 Board: Seat 1: Gojira10 didn't bet (folded) Seat 2: crowdrocka didn't bet (folded) Seat 3: Mojomonkey70 didn't bet (folded) Seat 4: colepey folded on the Flop Seat 5: hero showed and lost with Queen Jack high Seat 6: lesmurphy77 (button) didn't bet (folded) Seat 7: TheDuke1973 (small blind) folded before the Flop Seat 8: HANCAL70S (big blind) folded before the Flop Seat 9: Shove It Rick showed and won ($52.75) with a pair of Eights

Jag körde ett set sng's här på kvällen. Vad fantastiskt dåliga dom är. Kolla in synen i princip all in med JQo på fembubblan. Syna all in med en dominerad hand ochy fisk-filtret slår till och reder ut dina misstag. Full Tilt Poker Game #12697xxx Sit & Go (94501672), Table 1 - 100/200 - No Limit Hold'em - 16:54:32 ET - 2009/06/08 Seat 2: KrayzeAce (3,276) Seat 4: Luckyfish345 (5,515) Seat 7: Mr Hero625 (2,165) Seat 8: hero (1,684) Seat 9: Bpl38 (860) Luckyfish345 posts the small blind of 100 Mr Hero625 posts the big blind of 200 The button is in seat #2 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to hero hero raises to 1,684, and is all in Bpl38 folds KrayzeAce folds Luckyfish345 folds Mr Hero625 calls 1,484 hero shows Mr Hero625 shows *** FLOP *** *** TURN *** *** RIVER *** hero shows Ace King high Mr Hero625 shows a straight, Queen high Mr Hero625 wins the pot (3,468) with a straight, Queen high *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 3,468 | Rake 0 Board: Seat 2: KrayzeAce (button) didn't bet (folded) Seat 4: Luckyfish345 (small blind) folded before the Flop Seat 7: Mr Hero625 (big blind) showed and won (3,468) with a straight, Queen high Seat 8: hero showed and lost with Ace King high Seat 9: Bpl38 didn't bet (folded) wp...

Om jag tittar tillbaka på mitt spel för ett år sen, så har det utvecklats väldigt mycket. Förutom att jag tog tag i mina tendenser till tilt och att spela omotiverat, utan mål och för att fördriva tiden, så är jag mycket bättre på en del grejer nu. Största skillnaden tror jag är riverspelet. Jag är mycket bättre på att få betalt för bra händer, slänga nästbästa handen, bluffa i rätt läge, lura fi att bluffa och att göra tunna värdebet i rätt läge. Och på river görs ju dom stora skillnaderna. Nu när det blir semester, ska jag försöka planera in att spela lite MTT:er. Grymt bra session i morse. Jag satt med djup stack mot en kille som satt med fem inköp(!) och satte en väl maskerad stege mot hans slowspelade set. Sen plockade jag upp AA bakom KK och QQ. Dippen efter dom där fyra-fem förlorade storpotterna förra veckan är redan borta. Jag spelade alla dom händerna jättebra, så det var ju inget att bekymra sig över. Varians är bra och det är variansen som håller fiskarna kvar i spelet.

Det här med att c-beta är ju standard numera. Jag har skurit ner mitt c-betande lite på vissa flopstrukturer och mot vissa motståndare där det helt enkelt sällan fungerar. En sak som jag gör ibland är att bluff bet-trebeta floppen om den är bra och om motståndaren är rätt (tänkande regular som hackar på c-bets). Som den här till exempel. Han har ju knappast en stor hand på den här floppen och jag kan lätt ha åttor, ess eller tvåor. En annan fördel med det här, är att man har ett halvpots c-bet som motståndaren aldrig vet hur han ska tolka. Full Tilt Poker Game #1266657xxx: Table Singing View - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:40:59 ET - 2009/06/07 Seat 1: hero ($104.55) Seat 2: obitz88 ($88.05) Seat 3: JamoYeah ($103.05) Seat 4: Billy Pilgrim 0 ($156.10) Seat 5: aRmEdRoBBerY ($92.40) Seat 6: HoosierUncle ($42.10) Seat 7: capital_me ($74.75) Seat 8: HANCAL70S ($100) Seat 9: foldemplease9 ($18.50) Billy Pilgrim 0 posts the small blind of $0.50 aRmEdRoBBerY posts the big blind of $1 The button is in seat #3 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to hero HoosierUncle folds capital_me folds HANCAL70S folds foldemplease9 folds hero raises to $3.50 obitz88 folds JamoYeah calls $3.50 Billy Pilgrim 0 folds aRmEdRoBBerY folds *** FLOP *** hero has 15 seconds left to act hero bets $4.50 JamoYeah has 15 seconds left to act JamoYeah raises to $13 hero has 15 seconds left to act hero raises to $33 JamoYeah has 15 seconds left to act JamoYeah folds JamoYeah adds $13.45 Uncalled bet of $20 returned to hero hero mucks hero wins the pot ($32.80) *** SUMMARY *** Total pot $34.50 | Rake $1.70 Board: Seat 1: hero collected ($32.80), mucked Seat 2: obitz88 didn't bet (folded) Seat 3: JamoYeah (button) folded on the Flop Seat 4: Billy Pilgrim 0 (small blind) folded before the Flop Seat 5: aRmEdRoBBerY (big blind) folded before the Flop Seat 6: HoosierUncle didn't bet (folded) Seat 7: capital_me didn't bet (folded) Seat 8: HANCAL70S didn't bet (folded) Seat 9: foldemplease9 didn't bet (folded) Ka-ching!

Å vilket pajaslopp det blev.

Jag är med, men det ger ju ingenting. Jenspeter Hornline spik i sista.

Fredagkväll i USA. Gott om pajasar i farten. Ibland blir det så där perfekt som man dagdrömmer om. Den här snubben synar mitt trebet med AJ och när han betar flop och river på den här flopen, väljer jag att sätta honom på AK och foldar. Han visar AJ och skriver LOL Full Tilt Poker Game #126485xxx: Table Burdette - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 3:05:35 ET - 2009/06/06 Seat 1: allspin ($96.05) Seat 2: ross2412 ($25.20) Seat 3: Goomashroom ($102.25), is sitting out Seat 4: Higueras ($89.15) Seat 5: donkeypunchnsir ($25.50) Seat 6: OneStrikeOnly ($100) Seat 7: Cousins86 ($53.55) Seat 8: hero ($100) Seat 9: pcxonfire ($37.05) donkeypunchnsir posts the small blind of $0.50 OneStrikeOnly posts the big blind of $1 The button is in seat #4 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to hero Cousins86 has 15 seconds left to act Cousins86 raises to $3 hero has 15 seconds left to act hero raises to $10.50 pcxonfire folds allspin folds ross2412 folds Higueras has 15 seconds left to act Higueras folds donkeypunchnsir folds OneStrikeOnly folds OneStrikeOnly adds $1 Cousins86 calls $7.50 *** FLOP *** Cousins86 bets $10 hero calls $10 *** TURN *** Cousins86 has 15 seconds left to act Cousins86 bets $15 hero folds hero adds $20.50 Uncalled bet of $15 returned to Cousins86 Cousins86 shows Ace King high Cousins86 wins the pot ($40.40) *** SUMMARY *** Total pot $42.50 | Rake $2.10 Board: Seat 1: allspin didn't bet (folded) Seat 2: ross2412 didn't bet (folded) Seat 3: Goomashroom is sitting out Seat 4: Higueras (button) didn't bet (folded) Seat 5: donkeypunchnsir (small blind) folded before the Flop Seat 6: OneStrikeOnly (big blind) folded before the Flop Seat 7: Cousins86 collected ($40.40) Seat 8: hero folded on the Turn Seat 9: pcxonfire didn't bet (folded) strax efteråt klonkar han en flush och slowspelar den och jag re-klonkar en kåk på river. Life is good. Full Tilt Poker Game #126485xxx: Table Burdette - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 3:07:35 ET - 2009/06/06 Seat 1: The_Schlager ($100) Seat 2: ross2412 ($0), is sitting out Seat 3: Goomashroom ($102.25), is sitting out Seat 4: Higueras ($114.25) Seat 5: donkeypunchnsir ($25) Seat 6: OneStrikeOnly ($100) Seat 7: Cousins86 ($72.45) Seat 8: hero ($100) Seat 9: pcxonfire ($36.05) Cousins86 posts the small blind of $0.50 hero posts the big blind of $1 The button is in seat #6 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to hero pcxonfire folds ross2412 stands up Higueras folds donkeypunchnsir folds OneStrikeOnly folds Cousins86 calls $0.50 glissdaddy adds $100 hero checks *** FLOP *** Cousins86 has 15 seconds left to act Cousins86 bets $2 pcxonfire stands up hero calls $2 *** TURN *** mirunho adds $100 Cousins86 checks hero bets $4 Cousins86 calls $4 *** RIVER *** Cousins86 checks hero bets $12 Cousins86 raises to $30 hero raises to $93, and is all in Cousins86 calls $35.45, and is all in Uncalled bet of $27.55 returned to hero *** SHOW DOWN *** hero shows a full house, Sevens full of Jacks Cousins86 shows a flush, Queen high hero wins the pot ($141.90) with a full house, Sevens full of Jacks Cousins86 is sitting out *** SUMMARY *** Total pot $144.90 | Rake $3 Board: Seat 1: The_Schlager is sitting out Seat 2: ross2412 is sitting out Seat 3: Goomashroom is sitting out Seat 4: Higueras didn't bet (folded) Seat 5: donkeypunchnsir didn't bet (folded) Seat 6: OneStrikeOnly (button) didn't bet (folded) Seat 7: Cousins86 (small blind) showed and lost with a flush, Queen high Seat 8: hero (big blind) showed and won ($141.90) with a full house, Sevens full of Jacks Seat 9: pcxonfire didn't bet (folded) Kolla in den här snubben som slowpelar ett par ess (eller vad han nu sysslar med...) Full Tilt Poker Game #12648xxx: Table Baker - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 3:11:38 ET - 2009/06/06 Seat 1: philliesfan2008 ($93.50) Seat 2: BlOnDhOlIc ($100.90) Seat 3: PokerJokerGnarf ($17.90) Seat 4: TheGoldStandard ($100) Seat 5: sarafa71 ($115.35) Seat 6: FRANK2104 ($36.20) Seat 7: glissdaddy ($101.80) Seat 8: fis with chips7 ($115) Seat 9: hero ($103.10) hero posts the small blind of $0.50 philliesfan2008 posts the big blind of $1 The button is in seat #8 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to hero BlOnDhOlIc folds PokerJokerGnarf folds TheGoldStandard folds sarafa71 calls $1 FRANK2104 folds glissdaddy has 15 seconds left to act glissdaddy folds fis with chips7 folds hero calls $0.50 philliesfan2008 checks *** FLOP *** hero bets $3 philliesfan2008 folds sarafa71 calls $3 *** TURN *** hero bets $6 sarafa71 calls $6 *** RIVER *** hero bets $10.50 sarafa71 has 15 seconds left to act sarafa71 calls $10.50 *** SHOW DOWN *** hero shows three of a kind, Sixes sarafa71 mucks hero wins the pot ($39.90) with three of a kind, Sixes *** SUMMARY *** Total pot $42 | Rake $2.10 Board: Seat 1: philliesfan2008 (big blind) folded on the Flop Seat 2: BlOnDhOlIc didn't bet (folded) Seat 3: PokerJokerGnarf didn't bet (folded) Seat 4: TheGoldStandard didn't bet (folded) Seat 5: sarafa71 mucked - two pair, Aces and Sixes Seat 6: FRANK2104 didn't bet (folded) Seat 7: glissdaddy didn't bet (folded) Seat 8: fis with chips7 (button) didn't bet (folded) Seat 9: hero (small blind) showed and won ($39.90) with three of a kind, Sixes

Passar på att bumpa Pokerforums motsvarighet, sagan om Börje och hans manick: http://pokerforum.nu/forum/allmaen-pokerteori/44983-sagan-om-boerje-och-hans-manick.html

Jag är ingen stor anhängare till konspirationsteorier, men ibland kan man få en känsla av att någon bestämmer att "nu låter vi den här killen vara med och sponsra fiskarna ett par dagar". Där befinner jag mig just nu, för tredje dagen i rad. Till att börja med en hand som man nog redan nu kan utse till årets suckout, eftersom fi går från 1,5% equity på floppen till en vinnande hand. Full Tilt Poker Game #12609xxx: Table Camino Entrada - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:16:17 ET - 2009/06/04 Seat 1: ConnZag3 ($25.25) Seat 2: The Saucier ($152.60) Seat 3: Tha Wizzard ($25.70) Seat 4: Goonie3 ($65.55) Seat 5: SlayerP16 ($34.05) Seat 6: Stanz77 ($112.85) Seat 7: hero ($106.05) Seat 8: heynow04 ($99) Seat 9: mstopps ($43.05) Goonie3 posts the small blind of $0.50 SlayerP16 posts the big blind of $1 The button is in seat #3 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to hero Stanz77 folds hero raises to $4 heynow04 folds mstopps folds ConnZag3 folds The Saucier calls $4 Tha Wizzard folds Goonie3 folds SlayerP16 folds *** FLOP *** hero bets $7 Här hittar han syn med knekt-dam The Saucier calls $7 *** TURN *** hero checks The Saucier bets $12 hero raises to $59.50 The Saucier calls $47.50 *** RIVER *** hero bets $35.55, and is all in The Saucier calls $35.55 Men grattis. Bra spelat *** SHOW DOWN *** hero shows a full house, Sevens full of Kings The Saucier shows a full house, Jacks full of Sevens The Saucier wins the pot ($210.60) with a full house, Jacks full of Sevens hero adds $100 *** SUMMARY *** Total pot $213.60 | Rake $3 Board: Seat 1: ConnZag3 didn't bet (folded) Seat 2: The Saucier showed and won ($210.60) with a full house, Jacks full of Sevens Seat 3: Tha Wizzard (button) didn't bet (folded) Seat 4: Goonie3 (small blind) folded before the Flop Seat 5: SlayerP16 (big blind) folded before the Flop Seat 6: Stanz77 didn't bet (folded) Seat 7: hero showed and lost with a full house, Sevens full of Kings Seat 8: heynow04 didn't bet (folded) Seat 9: mstopps didn't bet (folded) Fast det gör ju ingenting, för handen efter floppar jag ett set. Full Tilt Poker Game #12609xxx: Table Camino Entrada - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:17:12 ET - 2009/06/04 Seat 1: ConnZag3 ($25.25) Seat 2: The Saucier ($257.15) Seat 3: Tha Wizzard ($25.70) Seat 4: Goonie3 ($65.05) Seat 5: SlayerP16 ($33.05) Seat 6: Stanz77 ($112.85) Seat 7: hero ($100) Seat 8: heynow04 ($99) Seat 9: mstopps ($43.05) SlayerP16 posts the small blind of $0.50 Stanz77 posts the big blind of $1 The button is in seat #4 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to hero hero raises to $4 heynow04 folds mstopps folds ConnZag3 folds The Saucier folds hero: yeah, well played Tha Wizzard calls $4 Goonie3 raises to $17.50 SlayerP16 folds Stanz77 folds hero calls $13.50 Tha Wizzard folds *** FLOP *** hero bets $12 Goonie3 has 15 seconds left to act Goonie3 raises to $47.55, and is all in hero calls $35.55 Goonie3 shows hero shows *** TURN *** Grattis. Bra spelat. Jag har inget emot att få in degen med 88% equity *** RIVER *** Goonie3 shows three of a kind, Aces hero shows three of a kind, Jacks Goonie3 wins the pot ($132.60) with three of a kind, Aces hero adds $65.05 *** SUMMARY *** Total pot $135.60 | Rake $3 Board: Seat 1: ConnZag3 didn't bet (folded) Seat 2: The Saucier didn't bet (folded) Seat 3: Tha Wizzard folded before the Flop Seat 4: Goonie3 (button) showed and won ($132.60) with three of a kind, Aces Seat 5: SlayerP16 (small blind) folded before the Flop Seat 6: Stanz77 (big blind) folded before the Flop Seat 7: hero showed and lost with three of a kind, Jacks Seat 8: heynow04 didn't bet (folded) Seat 9: mstopps didn't bet (folded) Den här är lite intressantare. Full Tilt Poker Game #126096xxx: Table Hershiser - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:52:21 ET - 2009/06/04 Seat 1: Funk Sinatra ($162.45) Seat 2: TheDuke1973 ($17.35) Seat 3: Sacplayer4 ($106.40) Seat 4: Vedpapa ($62.30) Seat 5: hero ($102.90) Seat 6: JELISA ($18.45) Seat 7: xxxXXX08XXXxxx ($0), is sitting out Seat 8: Rileys Papa ($37) Seat 9: liangfengrui ($23.35) Rileys Papa posts the small blind of $0.50 liangfengrui posts the big blind of $1 The button is in seat #7 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to hero Funk Sinatra raises to $2 TheDuke1973 folds Sacplayer4 calls $2 Rimlig hand att syna minraise och call med. hero calls $2 JELISA folds Rileys Papa folds liangfengrui folds Och vi floppar öppet stegdrag, flushdrag och två överkort. *** FLOP *** Standard c-bet. Kan vara en hel del händer. Funk Sinatra bets $8 xxxXXX08XXXxxx stands up Och han synar igen. Nu har han synat en minraise och ett c-bet. Vad har han? Ett större par skulle ha trebetat preflop. Ett set borde väl rimligtvis raisa på den här dragiga floppen. Sacplayer4 calls $8 mucho moleste adds $50 hero has 15 seconds left to act Jag får det till att jag borde ha mycket hög fold equity här och om jag får action så har jag massor med outs. hero raises to $39.50 Funk Sinatra has 15 seconds left to act Funk Sinatra folds Sacplayer4 raises to $104.40, and is all in Vad spelar han så här..? Jag behöver väl ungefär 30% equity för att syna här och det måste jag ju rimligtvis ha. hero calls $61.40, and is all in Sacplayer4 shows Slowspelat set. Jag har 40% equity hero shows Uncalled bet of $3.50 returned to Sacplayer4 *** TURN *** Sätter flushen! *** RIVER *** Och blir re-klonkad... Sacplayer4 shows a full house, Sevens full of Sixes hero shows a flush, Ten high Sacplayer4 wins the pot ($214.30) with a full house, Sevens full of Sixes hero adds $100 *** SUMMARY *** Total pot $217.30 | Rake $3 Board: 2 of Spades6 of Spades Seat 1: Funk Sinatra folded on the Flop Seat 2: TheDuke1973 didn't bet (folded) Seat 3: Sacplayer4 showed 7 of Hearts7 of Diamonds and won ($214.30) with a full house, Sevens full of Sixes Seat 4: Vedpapa is sitting out Seat 5: hero showed 10 of Spades8 of Spades and lost with a flush, Ten high Seat 6: JELISA didn't bet (folded) Seat 7: xxxXXX08XXXxxx (button) is sitting out Seat 8: Rileys Papa (small blind) folded before the Flop Seat 9: liangfengrui (big blind) folded before the Flop Efter det här stängde jag av direkt, för jag kände att jag var för förbannad för att kunna spela på topp.

Talang som i att dom är duktiga? Det måste jag be att få dementera i så fall. I Las Vegas stöter man på asiater som synar raise-reraise med 47 offsuit för att dom har två barn som är fyra och sju år (eller en farfar som är 74). Dom har nån sorts tro på tur och övernaturlig matematik som är svår att greppa.

Ja, vi får starta en namninsamling eller nåt. Nästa game-show på TV utspelar sig i Finland. Man blir gangbangad av finska skogshuggare och samtidigt ska man plocka ålar i en hink och äta skalbaggar. Johannes Brost och Dogge Doggelito har redan anmält sig.

Nu har det varit gott om sånt här skit ett par dagar. Full Tilt Poker Game #125900xxx: Table Roman - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:36:01 ET - 2009/06/03 Seat 1: hero ($109.95) Seat 2: imachinmom ($95.50) Seat 3: str8jackt ($123.60) Seat 4: IrishGigalo ($74) Seat 5: supermajia ($20), is sitting out Seat 6: krookymunster ($103.80) Seat 7: CookieCutta ($57.10) Seat 8: Johnny Brunson ($30.60) Seat 9: fpdkdi ($96.50) str8jackt posts the small blind of $0.50 IrishGigalo posts the big blind of $1 The button is in seat #2 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to hero krookymunster raises to $3.50 CookieCutta has 15 seconds left to act CookieCutta folds Johnny Brunson folds fpdkdi folds hero calls $3.50 imachinmom folds str8jackt calls $3 IrishGigalo has 15 seconds left to act IrishGigalo calls $2.50 *** FLOP *** CookieCutta adds $42.90 str8jackt has 15 seconds left to act str8jackt bets $10 IrishGigalo has 15 seconds left to act IrishGigalo raises to $43 krookymunster folds hero has 15 seconds left to act hero has requested TIME hero raises to $105.50 str8jackt folds IrishGigalo calls $27.50, and is all in hero shows IrishGigalo shows Uncalled bet of $35 returned to hero *** TURN *** *** RIVER *** hero shows three of a kind, Eights IrishGigalo shows three of a kind, Kings IrishGigalo wins the pot ($162) with three of a kind, Kings hero adds $64.05 *** SUMMARY *** Total pot $165 | Rake $3 Board: Seat 1: hero showed and lost with three of a kind, Eights Seat 2: imachinmom (button) didn't bet (folded) Seat 3: str8jackt (small blind) folded on the Flop Seat 4: IrishGigalo (big blind) showed and won ($162) with three of a kind, Kings Seat 5: supermajia is sitting out Seat 6: krookymunster folded on the Flop Seat 7: CookieCutta didn't bet (folded) Seat 8: Johnny Brunson didn't bet (folded) Seat 9: fpdkdi didn't bet (folded) Kolla vad snyggt han spelar sina kungar. Han synar för att se att det inte kommer några ess på floppen och sen slår han till. Allvarligt talat: om man frivilligt spelar KK ur position i en familjepott så här, så är man en kandidat till min buddylist.

Jag skrev för ett tag sen om de här idiot-LAGsen, som förmodligen är de spelare som läcker mest. Den här killen var helt underbar. Första handen vi spelade var den här, och jag funderade ett tag på vad han kunde ha satt mig på som A2 suited skulle vara favorit mot. Men han tänker förstås inte så långt. Full Tilt Poker Game #125514xxx: Table Wallach - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:23:39 ET - 2009/06/01 Seat 1: NLPOKER666 ($333.70) Seat 2: BuckDarma ($46.20) Seat 3: JamoYeah ($146.90) Seat 4: allspin ($96.65) Seat 5: Dogspit68 ($100.35) Seat 6: hero ($100) Seat 7: calispop ($50.70) Seat 8: LifeRiversMe ($208.70) Seat 9: zztoppo ($0), is sitting out hero posts the small blind of $0.50 calispop posts the big blind of $1 The button is in seat #5 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to hero LifeRiversMe folds NLPOKER666 folds BuckDarma folds JamoYeah folds allspin raises to $3.50 Dogspit68 raises to $6 hero has 15 seconds left to act hero raises to $100, and is all in calispop folds allspin has 15 seconds left to act allspin folds Dogspit68 calls $94 hero shows Dogspit68 shows allspin adds $6.85 *** FLOP *** *** TURN *** *** RIVER *** hero shows a flush, King high Dogspit68 shows a pair of Twos hero wins the pot ($201.50) with a flush, King high Dogspit68 is sitting out *** SUMMARY *** Total pot $204.50 | Rake $3 Board: Seat 1: NLPOKER666 didn't bet (folded) Seat 2: BuckDarma didn't bet (folded) Seat 3: JamoYeah didn't bet (folded) Seat 4: allspin folded before the Flop Seat 5: Dogspit68 (button) showed and lost with a pair of Twos Seat 6: hero (small blind) showed and won ($201.50) with a flush, King high Seat 7: calispop (big blind) folded before the Flop Seat 8: LifeRiversMe didn't bet (folded) Seat 9: zztoppo is sitting out Det vara bara en tidsfråga innan han skulle göra en till insättning på mitt konto. Full Tilt Poker Game #1255xxx: Table Wallach - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:00:01 ET - 2009/06/01 Seat 1: parnoidandroid ($158.90) Seat 2: MACTEPCTBO ($100), is sitting out Seat 3: JamoYeah ($155.25) Seat 4: allspin ($102.65) Seat 5: Dogspit68 ($72.20) Seat 6: hero ($180.45) Seat 7: calispop ($58.35) Seat 8: LifeRiversMe ($170.50) Seat 9: creepfish ($20) LifeRiversMe posts the small blind of $0.50 creepfish posts the big blind of $1 The button is in seat #7 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to hero parnoidandroid has 15 seconds left to act MACTEPCTBO has returned parnoidandroid has timed out parnoidandroid folds parnoidandroid is sitting out JamoYeah folds allspin folds Dogspit68 calls $1 hero raises to $7 calispop folds LifeRiversMe folds creepfish folds creepfish adds $1 Dogspit68 calls $6 *** FLOP *** Dogspit68 checks hero bets $22 Dogspit68 raises to $65.20, and is all in hero calls $43.20 Dogspit68 shows hero shows *** TURN *** *** RIVER *** Dogspit68 shows two pair, Jacks and Threes hero shows two pair, Kings and Jacks hero wins the pot ($142.90) with two pair, Kings and Jacks Dogspit68 is sitting out *** SUMMARY *** Total pot $145.90 | Rake $3 Board: Seat 1: parnoidandroid didn't bet (folded) Seat 2: MACTEPCTBO is sitting out Seat 3: JamoYeah didn't bet (folded) Seat 4: allspin didn't bet (folded) Seat 5: Dogspit68 showed and lost with two pair, Jacks and Threes Seat 6: hero showed and won ($142.90) with two pair, Kings and Jacks Seat 7: calispop (button) didn't bet (folded) Seat 8: LifeRiversMe (small blind) folded before the Flop Seat 9: creepfish (big blind) folded before the Flop

Jag har gått och stekt i hettan på Solvalla hela dagen. Vilka tävlingar. Vi satte sju rätt på V75, men det gav ju nästan ingenting. Stort lol åt "världens bästa kusk" som är sen till uppslutningen bakom bilen och stressar hästen i galopp innan start. Amerikaner är ju bäst i världen på allting... Helt slut och skinnet svider.

Stats / stackdjup / fold to 3-bet på fi?

Jag är upptagen hela helgen, så i morse blev månadens sista session. Det blev en kanonmånad, trots ett par sura suckouts i sista stund. Först fick jag in degen preflop med QQ mot JJ och han floppade ett set. Sen fick jag in degen med AKo mot A9 i spader och jag såg runner-runner-flushen vid horisonten redan på floppen 347 med en spader. No big deal. Man kan inte göra mer än att få in pengarna som favorit. Juni blir en spännande månad.

Men hallå... Det finns ett program som heter nåt med "jag är med i en japansk TV-show". Jag råkade se på TV lite. Det händer inte ofta. Jag zappade in på det där programmet. Det är nog det sämsta jag någonsin har sett. Avdankade desperata c-kändisar som gör pinsamma tävlingsmoment i Japan med helt sinnessjuka programledare. Kan man inte förtidspensionera de här människorna som har vigt sitt liv åt att synas i TV och sedan länge passerat bäst-före-datum, så att man slipper se dom igen. Lunchtrav i morgon. Elitloppet på söndag. Pokern går kanonbra. Life is good. Over and out.