JohanLj

-$30k på spel +$250k på rakeback = +$220k totalt. så det kan ju betyda en del... BTW, inte min graf

[the President calls the Soviet Premier] President Merkin Muffley: [to Kissoff] Hello?... Uh... Hello D- uh hello Dmitri? Listen uh uh I can't hear too well. Do you suppose you could turn the music down just a little?... Oh-ho, that's much better... yeah... huh... yes... Fine, I can hear you now, Dmitri... Clear and plain and coming through fine... I'm coming through fine, too, eh?... Good, then... well, then, as you say, we're both coming through fine... Good... Well, it's good that you're fine and... and I'm fine... I agree with you, it's great to be fine... a-ha-ha-ha-ha... Now then, Dmitri, you know how we've always talked about the possibility of something going wrong with the Bomb... The *Bomb*, Dmitri... The *hydrogen* bomb!... Well now, what happened is... ahm... one of our base commanders, he had a sort of... well, he went a little funny in the head... you know... just a little... funny. And, ah... he went and did a silly thing... Well, I'll tell you what he did. He ordered his planes... to attack your country... Ah... Well, let me finish, Dmitri... Let me finish, Dmitri... Well listen, how do you think I feel about it?... Can you *imagine* how I feel about it, Dmitri?... Why do you think I'm calling you? Just to say hello?... *Of course* I like to speak to you!... *Of course* I like to say hello!... Not now, but anytime, Dmitri. I'm just calling up to tell you something terrible has happened... It's a *friendly* call. Of course it's a friendly call... Listen, if it wasn't friendly... you probably wouldn't have even got it... They will *not* reach their targets for at least another hour... I am... I am positive, Dmitri... Listen, I've been all over this with your ambassador. It is not a trick... Well, I'll tell you. We'd like to give your air staff a complete run-down on the targets, the flight plans, and the defensive systems of the planes... Yes! I mean i-i-i-if we're unable to recall the planes, then... I'd say that, ah... well, ah... we're just gonna have to help you destroy them, Dmitri... I know they're our boys... All right, well listen now. Who should we call?... *Who* should we call, Dmitri? The... wha-whe, the People... you, sorry, you faded away there... The People's Central Air Defense Headquarters... Where is that, Dmitri?... In Omsk... Right... Yes... Oh, you'll call them first, will you?... Uh-huh... Listen, do you happen to have the phone number on you, Dmitri?... Whe-ah, what? I see, just ask for Omsk information... Ah-ah-eh-uhm-hm... I'm sorry, too, Dmitri... I'm very sorry... *All right*, you're sorrier than I am, but I am as sorry as well... I am as sorry as you are, Dmitri! Don't say that you're more sorry than I am, because I'm capable of being just as sorry as you are... So we're both sorry, all right?... All right.

lol, sant. Don't mention the war. I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it all right.

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Har kommit så långt att jag har en dator enbart för poker samt en Linksys router. Nu tänkte jag 1) Reformat your system. 2) Reinstall Windows with a legitimate CD-key. 3) Do not connect your system to the Internet yet. 4) Install all hardware drivers that you have without using the Internet. 5) Install Anti-Virus software and optional firewall software. 6) Scan your system and data backups for viruses. 7) Connect your router to your computer, but do not connect the cable modem to the router Tänkte köra Comodo och Kaspersky och DD-WRT. Och göra så att datorn bara kan koppla upp sig till pokersajterna och banker. Live uppdate för Comodo och Kaspersky behöver man kanske också? Har ett par frågor: a. hur ser man till att den andra datorn inte har någon koppling alls till pokerdatorn? b. hur installerar jag Comodo och Kaspersky och DD-WRT innan jag kopplar upp datorn mot nätet c. hur gör jag så att datorn bara kan koppla upp sig till de sajter jag önskar? Svara så enkelt som möjigt tack Jag är helt värdelös på datorer numera har jag förstått... Sen kommer konfigurationen av routern Step Three: Configuring Network Pieces After you have connected the router, you will need to consult the installation manual to perform the following tasks. I cannot address all of configuration possibilities of the routers, so I am going to give you general instructions. 1) Hold the reset button on the back of the router for 45 seconds continuously. 2) Connect to your router’s web-based interface using the default login and password. 3) Change the default login and password using at least eight (8) alphanumeric characters that cannot be found sequentially in any dictionary. 4) If you use wireless, enable the wireless option and change the following settings: Enable wireless security (use WPA2 Pre-Shared Key if your systems support it, WEP is not secure enough), set a password that is NOT THE SAME as your router login password but still using the same guidelines as step 3, change the broadcast channel to something other than the default (usually channel six). 5) Disable uPnP through the router, if possible. 6) Set up all necessary port forwarding fields. If you don’t know how to, follow the instruction at portforward.com. 7) Set up a static IP for ALL systems that will access the Internet on the network, and be sure they are outside the DHCP range of your router. If you don’t know how to do this, see portforward.com for instructions. 8) Enable the hardware firewall and disable anonymous requests from hitting your computer, enable NAT (Network Address Translation), and filter IDENT requests. 9) (Optional) Set up QoS for your poker programs to improve speeds Måste man göra detta också? Hittat i samma tråd som det övriga jag hade i första inlägget i tråden.

Seat open kommer bli mitt nästa nick.

Jag skulle inte höjda den pf från sb. Knappt ens för att isolera en riktigt usel fi. Jag skulle kompletera för den har ju en del nötpotential. Som spelat cbetar jag floppen men när man får syn av en "tight och vek" fi betar jag inte turn. I och med att du sätter honom på 7a när han synar floppen behöver du veta att det är kraftigt EV- att försöka få honom att folda en 7a. Synar den typen av spelare floppen är botten av hans range AK/Q** men helt klart polariserad mot 7*** tycker även jag. Så jag check-foldar turn om han nu betar. (PS: jag har -0.19BB/hand från SB så jag vet inte hur mkt du ska lyssna på mig )

Men herregud, sjätte gången nu PokerStars Game #19143605812: Tournament #96575060, $200+$15 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (150/300) - 2008/07/27 - 13:38:29 (ET) Table '96575060 413' 9-max Seat #7 is the button Seat 1: Hero (12448 in chips) Seat 2: NigDawG (7375 in chips) Seat 3: slippery2 (12486 in chips) Seat 4: Strakov (22800 in chips) Seat 5: themob34 (2571 in chips) Seat 6: My_AA_Chips (3962 in chips) Seat 7: cliffro8 (16708 in chips) Seat 8: RayRiverRat (7700 in chips) out of hand (moved from another table into small blind) Seat 9: richlizard (17150 in chips) richlizard: posts small blind 150 Hero: posts big blind 300 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to Hero NigDawG: folds slippery2: raises 600 to 900 Strakov: folds themob34: folds My_AA_Chips: folds cliffro8: folds richlizard: folds NigDawG said, "lol" Hero: raises 1800 to 2700 slippery2: calls 1800 *** FLOP *** NigDawG said, "unlucky that last time you did it you were actually squeezing" Hero: bets 3900 slippery2: calls 3900 *** TURN *** richlizard said, "u think?" Hero: bets 5848 and is all-in slippery2: calls 5848 *** RIVER *** *** SHOW DOWN *** Hero: shows (three of a kind, Jacks) slippery2: shows (a flush, Ace high) slippery2 collected 25046 from pot Hero re-buys and receives 10000 chips for $200.00 *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 25046 | Rake 0 Board Seat 1: Hero (big blind) showed and lost with three of a kind, Jacks Seat 2: NigDawG folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 3: slippery2 showed and won (25046) with a flush, Ace high Seat 4: Strakov folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 5: themob34 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 6: My_AA_Chips folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 7: cliffro8 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 9: richlizard (small blind) folded before Flop Sicken freak show stars är !!

GL, spelar själv några av dessa. Så många av PLO regsen som cashat högt senaste veckorna. Första 45 min på warm-up floppar jag set 5!?! gånger och ändå har jag en stack på 12.5k, inte kul alls.

ROFL

Man blir väl semi-kriminell och bitter som Sjöberg... – Jag tycker att Holm är en duktig hoppare, det är inte det. Man alla uttalanden han gör. Han lipar i pressen om alla möjliga saker. Det är specialpris till pappa och uteblivna inbjudningar till Idrottsgalan. Sedan är det inte jag som har alla hopp sparade i datorn från min karriär, jag har bara porr. Frågan är vad som egentligen är mest perverst av de två alternativen? Fast han har iofs en poäng.

Förstår vad du menar men jag menar att du inte kan tänka så för dessa potter kan du kvitta mot potter du vinner i liknande situationer. Du får tillbaka en del av det extra, dvs rejken, som du betalar.