Okej nu lyssnar ni på mig era äckliga små kånkelbärsrunkande björnhoror till total-CPn som spelar på Stars .25/.50.
SUG MIN DIARRÉ!
Den här sessionen...
Alltså...
Wtf.
Vafaaaaan.
Tomhet.
Det kan väl inte hända, eller?
Nästan all vinst borta...på kort tid. ALLA CB blir checkraisade eller annat, alla trebetar blir synade eller fyrbetade, sen missar jag floppen. Det gjorde jag för övrigt alltid. Förutom när jag floppar set och blir stackad, eller så.
Vafaaaaaaaaaan!
Hur har det här gått till?
Ca 9 inköp på 1.5 timme. Backade på alla sex bord.
1007 händer
$441.70 back (-43.86 ptbb/100)
Några händer som inte redan postats:
POKERSTARS GAME #11716720316: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.25/$0.50) - 2007/08/27 - 05:38:27 (ET)
Table 'Kalypso' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: sour_milk ($72.35 in chips)
Seat 2: AnfieldRoad ($56.15 in chips)
Seat 3: fu_house_86_ ($144.70 in chips)
Seat 4: DCJacket000 ($64.40 in chips)
Seat 5: pasparky ($8 in chips)
Seat 6: zoonvanthor ($28.65 in chips)
DCJacket000: posts small blind $0.25
pasparky: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to AnfieldRoad
zoonvanthor: folds
sour_milk: folds
AnfieldRoad: raises $1.50 to $2
fu_house_86_: raises $3 to $5
DCJacket000: calls $4.75
pasparky: folds
AnfieldRoad: calls $3
*** FLOP ***
DCJacket000: checks
AnfieldRoad: checks
fu_house_86_: bets $10.50
DCJacket000: calls $10.50
AnfieldRoad: raises $40.65 to $51.15 and is all-in
fu_house_86_: folds
DCJacket000: calls $40.65
*** TURN ***
*** RIVER ***
*** SHOW DOWN ***
DCJacket000: shows (a flush, Ace high)
AnfieldRoad: mucks hand
DCJacket000 collected $125.30 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $128.30 | Rake $3
Board
Seat 1: sour_milk folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: AnfieldRoad mucked
Seat 3: fu_house_86_ (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 4: DCJacket000 (small blind) showed and won ($125.30) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 5: pasparky (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: zoonvanthor folded before Flop (didn't bet)
POKERSTARS GAME #11716537623: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.25/$0.50) - 2007/08/27 - 05:06:43 (ET)
Table 'Kalypso' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: LegaIRobbery ($49.25 in chips)
Seat 2: AnfieldRoad ($50 in chips)
Seat 3: fu_house_86_ ($105.55 in chips)
Seat 4: Jogi0407 ($51.05 in chips)
Seat 5: bingo_lover ($50.25 in chips)
Seat 6: zoonvanthor ($26.40 in chips)
bingo_lover: posts small blind $0.25
zoonvanthor: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to AnfieldRoad
LegaIRobbery: folds
AnfieldRoad: raises $1.50 to $2
fu_house_86_: raises $1.50 to $3.50
Jogi0407: folds
bingo_lover: folds
zoonvanthor: folds
AnfieldRoad: calls $1.50
*** FLOP ***
AnfieldRoad: bets $4
fu_house_86_: raises $6 to $10
AnfieldRoad: calls $6
*** TURN ***
AnfieldRoad: checks
fu_house_86_: bets $39.50
AnfieldRoad: calls $36.50 and is all-in
*** RIVER ***
*** SHOW DOWN ***
AnfieldRoad: shows (a pair of Kings)
fu_house_86_: shows (two pair, Jacks and Eights)
fu_house_86_ collected $97.75 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $100.75 | Rake $3
Board
Seat 1: LegaIRobbery folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: AnfieldRoad showed and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 3: fu_house_86_ showed and won ($97.75) with two pair, Jacks and Eights
Seat 4: Jogi0407 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: bingo_lover (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: zoonvanthor (big blind) folded before Flop
POKERSTARS GAME #11717007601: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.25/$0.50) - 2007/08/27 - 06:26:15 (ET)
Table 'Andraimon IV' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: AnfieldRoad ($49.05 in chips)
Seat 2: minh hieu ($35.70 in chips)
Seat 3: yamas78 ($53.95 in chips)
Seat 4: melon157 ($89.15 in chips)
Seat 5: Hobot ($40.75 in chips)
Seat 6: qwertyman1 ($50 in chips)
AnfieldRoad: posts small blind $0.25
minh hieu: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to AnfieldRoad
yamas78: folds
melon157: folds
Hobot: folds
qwertyman1: raises $1.50 to $2
AnfieldRoad: calls $1.75
minh hieu: folds
*** FLOP ***
AnfieldRoad: bets $4
qwertyman1: raises $8 to $12
AnfieldRoad: raises $35.05 to $47.05 and is all-in
qwertyman1: calls $35.05
*** TURN ***
*** RIVER ***
*** SHOW DOWN ***
AnfieldRoad: shows (a full house, Fives full of Eights)
qwertyman1: shows (a full house, Eights full of Aces)
qwertyman1 collected $95.60 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $98.60 | Rake $3
Board
Seat 1: AnfieldRoad (small blind) showed 5 of Spades5 of Hearts and lost with a full house, Fives full of Eights
Seat 2: minh hieu (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: yamas78 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: melon157 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Hobot folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: qwertyman1 (button) showed 8 of HeartsAce of Diamonds and won ($95.60) with a full house, Eights full of Aces
POKERSTARS GAME #11716553652: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.25/$0.50) - 2007/08/27 - 05:09:31 (ET)
Table 'Havnia' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: tappinit ($39.55 in chips)
Seat 2: mangina1889 ($29.50 in chips)
Seat 3: AnfieldRoad ($51.80 in chips)
Seat 4: paultjuh ($47.75 in chips)
Seat 5: $1250000 ($160 in chips)
Seat 6: PeasantUrbs ($96.10 in chips)
tappinit: posts small blind $0.25
mangina1889: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to AnfieldRoad King of DiamondsKing of Spades
AnfieldRoad: raises $1.50 to $2
paultjuh: folds
$1250000: folds
PeasantUrbs: calls $2
tappinit: calls $1.75
mangina1889: calls $1.50
*** FLOP *** 8 of SpadesJack of Hearts7 of Hearts
tappinit: checks
mangina1889: checks
AnfieldRoad: bets $6
PeasantUrbs: folds
tappinit: calls $6
mangina1889: calls $6
*** TURN *** 8 of SpadesJack of Hearts7 of HeartsQueen of Diamonds
tappinit: checks
mangina1889: checks
AnfieldRoad: bets $43.80 and is all-in
tappinit: calls $31.55 and is all-in
mangina1889: folds
*** RIVER *** 8 of SpadesJack of Hearts7 of HeartsQueen of Diamonds3 of Spades
*** SHOW DOWN ***
tappinit: shows Queen of SpadesQueen of Clubs (three of a kind, Queens)
AnfieldRoad: mucks hand
tappinit collected $86.10 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $89.10 | Rake $3
Board 8 of SpadesJack of Hearts7 of HeartsQueen of Diamonds3 of Spades
Seat 1: tappinit (small blind) showed Queen of SpadesQueen of Clubs and won ($86.10) with three of a kind, Queens
Seat 2: mangina1889 (big blind) folded on the Turn
Seat 3: AnfieldRoad mucked King of DiamondsKing of Spades
Seat 4: paultjuh folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: $1250000 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: PeasantUrbs (button) folded on the Flop
POKERSTARS GAME #11717031528: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.25/$0.50) - 2007/08/27 - 06:30:08 (ET)
Table 'Raissa II' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: AnfieldRoad ($50 in chips)
Seat 2: osk5 ($72.60 in chips)
Seat 3: diamondbird ($40.40 in chips)
Seat 4: jmyong ($90.45 in chips)
Seat 5: Glamgirl25 ($15.40 in chips)
Seat 6: thaboom ($28.70 in chips)
AnfieldRoad: posts small blind $0.25
osk5: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to AnfieldRoad King of DiamondsAce of Spades
diamondbird: calls $0.50
jmyong: raises $2 to $2.50
Glamgirl25: folds
thaboom: calls $2.50
AnfieldRoad: raises $6.50 to $9
osk5: folds
diamondbird: folds
jmyong: folds
thaboom: calls $6.50
*** FLOP *** 5 of ClubsJack of HeartsJack of Clubs
AnfieldRoad: bets $20.50
thaboom: calls $19.70 and is all-in
*** TURN *** 5 of ClubsJack of HeartsJack of ClubsJack of Spades
*** RIVER *** 5 of ClubsJack of HeartsJack of ClubsJack of Spades2 of Clubs
*** SHOW DOWN ***
AnfieldRoad: shows King of DiamondsAce of Spades (three of a kind, Jacks)
thaboom: shows 2 of Hearts2 of Spades (a full house, Jacks full of Deuces)
thaboom collected $57.95 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $60.90 | Rake $2.95
Board 5 of ClubsJack of HeartsJack of ClubsJack of Spades2 of Clubs
Seat 1: AnfieldRoad (small blind) showed King of DiamondsAce of Spades and lost with three of a kind, Jacks
Seat 2: osk5 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: diamondbird folded before Flop
Seat 4: jmyong folded before Flop
Seat 5: Glamgirl25 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: thaboom (button) showed 2 of Hearts2 of Spades and won ($57.95) with a full house, Jacks full of Deuces
POKERSTARS GAME #11717028020: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.25/$0.50) - 2007/08/27 - 06:29:34 (ET)
Table 'Raissa II' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: AnfieldRoad ($50.75 in chips)
Seat 2: osk5 ($72.60 in chips)
Seat 3: diamondbird ($21.10 in chips)
Seat 4: jmyong ($90.45 in chips)
Seat 5: Glamgirl25 ($15.40 in chips)
Seat 6: thaboom ($28.95 in chips)
thaboom: posts small blind $0.25
AnfieldRoad: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to AnfieldRoad King of SpadesJack of Spades
osk5: folds
diamondbird: raises $2 to $2.50
jmyong: folds
Glamgirl25: folds
thaboom: folds
AnfieldRoad: calls $2
*** FLOP *** 9 of HeartsKing of ClubsJack of Hearts
AnfieldRoad: bets $5
diamondbird: calls $5
*** TURN *** 9 of HeartsKing of ClubsJack of Hearts5 of Hearts
AnfieldRoad: bets $20.50
diamondbird: calls $13.60 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** 9 of HeartsKing of ClubsJack of Hearts5 of Hearts7 of Hearts
*** SHOW DOWN ***
AnfieldRoad: shows King of SpadesJack of Spades (two pair, Kings and Jacks)
diamondbird: shows 10 of ClubsAce of Hearts (a flush, Ace high)
diamondbird collected $40.40 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $42.45 | Rake $2.05
Board 9 of HeartsKing of ClubsJack of Hearts5 of Hearts7 of Hearts
Seat 1: AnfieldRoad (big blind) showed King of SpadesJack of Spades and lost with two pair, Kings and Jacks
Seat 2: osk5 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: diamondbird showed 10 of ClubsAce of Hearts and won ($40.40) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 4: jmyong folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Glamgirl25 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: thaboom (small blind) folded before Flop
Är kanske inte helnöjd med hur jag spelar samtliga, men på det stora hela vill jag nog tillskriva den här skitdagen till varians.