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PokerStars Home Game Hand #99310667811: {Epic Heads-Up Games} Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50 USD) - 2013/05/30 11:14:29 CET [2013/05/30 5:14:29 ET]

Table 'Hammonia V' 6-max Seat #1 is the button

Seat 1: tiltar_malle ($125.95 in chips)

Seat 4: LimpFoldAces ($157 in chips)

tiltar_malle: posts small blind $0.25

LimpFoldAces: posts big blind $0.50

tiltar_malle: posts the ante $0.10

LimpFoldAces: posts the ante $0.10

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to tiltar_malle Jack of Hearts7 of Clubs

tiltar_malle: raises $1 to $1.50

LimpFoldAces: raises $3.50 to $5

tiltar_malle: raises $9.24 to $14.24

LimpFoldAces: raises $25.76 to $40

tiltar_malle: calls $25.76

*** FLOP *** 4 of Clubs7 of Spades3 of Hearts

LimpFoldAces: bets $44

tiltar_malle: raises $41.85 to $85.85 and is all-in

LimpFoldAces: calls $41.85

*** TURN *** 4 of Clubs7 of Spades3 of Hearts10 of Hearts

*** RIVER *** 4 of Clubs7 of Spades3 of Hearts10 of HeartsJack of Diamonds

*** SHOW DOWN ***

LimpFoldAces: shows Ace of DiamondsKing of Spades (high card Ace)

tiltar_malle: shows Jack of Hearts7 of Clubs (two pair, Jacks and Sevens)

tiltar_malle collected $251.40 from pot

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot $251.90 | Rake $0.50

Board 4 of Clubs7 of Spades3 of Hearts10 of HeartsJack of Diamonds

Seat 1: tiltar_malle (button) (small blind) showed Jack of Hearts7 of Clubs and won ($251.40) with two pair, Jacks and Sevens

Seat 4: LimpFoldAces (big blind) showed Ace of DiamondsKing of Spades and lost with high card Ace

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Haleeeeluujhaaaa !!!!!!

 

 

PokerStars Home Game Hand #99310800156: {Epic Heads-Up Games} Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50 USD) - 2013/05/30 11:19:56 CET [2013/05/30 5:19:56 ET]

Table 'Hammonia V' 6-max Seat #1 is the button

Seat 1: tiltar_malle ($187.48 in chips)

Seat 4: LimpFoldAces ($193.94 in chips)

tiltar_malle: posts small blind $0.25

LimpFoldAces: posts big blind $0.50

tiltar_malle: posts the ante $0.10

LimpFoldAces: posts the ante $0.10

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to tiltar_malle Queen of SpadesQueen of Clubs

tiltar_malle: raises $1 to $1.50

LimpFoldAces: raises $3.50 to $5

tiltar_malle: raises $9.22 to $14.22

LimpFoldAces: raises $25.78 to $40

tiltar_malle: raises $147.38 to $187.38 and is all-in

LimpFoldAces: calls $147.38

*** FLOP *** Jack of ClubsQueen of Diamonds4 of Spades

*** TURN *** Jack of ClubsQueen of Diamonds4 of Spades6 of Spades

*** RIVER *** Jack of ClubsQueen of Diamonds4 of Spades6 of Spades4 of Diamonds

*** SHOW DOWN ***

LimpFoldAces: shows Ace of DiamondsKing of Diamonds (a pair of Fours)

tiltar_malle: shows Queen of SpadesQueen of Clubs (a full house, Queens full of Fours)

tiltar_malle collected $374.46 from pot

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot $374.96 | Rake $0.50

Board Jack of ClubsQueen of Diamonds4 of Spades6 of Spades4 of Diamonds

Seat 1: tiltar_malle (button) (small blind) showed Queen of SpadesQueen of Clubs and won ($374.46) with a full house, Queens full of Fours

Seat 4: LimpFoldAces (big blind) showed Ace of DiamondsKing of Diamonds and lost with a pair of Fours

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halllleeee NUUUUJJAAAAAA FICK HAN hihihihhi Fkkn Fish limpfold left agaiaan hahahahhhahahahahahahahaha YEsssssss !!!!

 

 

PokerStars Home Game Hand #99311005806: {Epic Heads-Up Games} Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50 USD) - 2013/05/30 11:28:25 CET [2013/05/30 5:28:25 ET]

Table 'Hammonia V' 6-max Seat #1 is the button

Seat 1: tiltar_malle ($377.19 in chips)

Seat 4: LimpFoldAces ($133.65 in chips)

tiltar_malle: posts small blind $0.25

LimpFoldAces: posts big blind $0.50

tiltar_malle: posts the ante $0.10

LimpFoldAces: posts the ante $0.10

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to tiltar_malle 2 of Hearts2 of Diamonds

tiltar_malle: raises $1 to $1.50

LimpFoldAces: raises $3.50 to $5

tiltar_malle: calls $3.50

*** FLOP *** Jack of Diamonds2 of Clubs3 of Spades

LimpFoldAces: bets $6

tiltar_malle: calls $6

*** TURN *** Jack of Diamonds2 of Clubs3 of Spades4 of Spades

LimpFoldAces: bets $14.50

tiltar_malle: calls $14.50

*** RIVER *** Jack of Diamonds2 of Clubs3 of Spades4 of Spades10 of Diamonds

LimpFoldAces: bets $108.05 and is all-in

tiltar_malle: calls $108.05

*** SHOW DOWN ***

LimpFoldAces: shows Jack of Clubs10 of Clubs (two pair, Jacks and Tens)

tiltar_malle: shows 2 of Hearts2 of Diamonds (three of a kind, Deuces)

tiltar_malle collected $266.80 from pot

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot $267.30 | Rake $0.50

Board Jack of Diamonds2 of Clubs3 of Spades4 of Spades10 of Diamonds

Seat 1: tiltar_malle (button) (small blind) showed 2 of Hearts2 of Diamonds and won ($266.80) with three of a kind, Deuces

Seat 4: LimpFoldAces (big blind) showed Jack of Clubs10 of Clubs and lost with two pair, Jacks and Tens

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This is how he plays nl400:.... LLOOOOOOOOLLLL

 

PokerStars Hand #99322132393: Hold'em No Limit ($2/$4 USD) - 2013/05/30 11:12:38 ET

Table 'Pirola' 6-max Seat #4 is the button

Seat 1: Sir_Fuj1 ($492.30 in chips)

Seat 2: tobe4funas ($1007.40 in chips)

Seat 3: tiltar_malle ($640.62 in chips)

Seat 4: TTSIP ($552.27 in chips)

Seat 5: siralos ($947.37 in chips)

Seat 6: Gogol's Nose ($488.80 in chips)

siralos: posts small blind $2

Gogol's Nose: posts big blind $4

Sir_Fuj1: posts the ante $0.80

tobe4funas: posts the ante $0.80

tiltar_malle: posts the ante $0.80

TTSIP: posts the ante $0.80

siralos: posts the ante $0.80

Gogol's Nose: posts the ante $0.80

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Sir_Fuj1: folds

tobe4funas: folds

tiltar_malle: raises $8 to $12

TTSIP: raises $24 to $36

siralos: folds

Gogol's Nose: folds

tiltar_malle: calls $24

*** FLOP *** 9 of Diamonds3 of Diamonds7 of Spades

tiltar_malle: checks

TTSIP: bets $52

tiltar_malle: calls $52

*** TURN *** 9 of Diamonds3 of Diamonds7 of Spades7 of Clubs

tiltar_malle: checks

TTSIP: bets $108

tiltar_malle: raises $443.82 to $551.82 and is all-in

TTSIP: calls $355.47 and is all-in

Uncalled bet ($88.35) returned to tiltar_malle

*** RIVER *** 9 of Diamonds3 of Diamonds7 of Spades7 of ClubsQueen of Hearts

*** SHOW DOWN ***

tiltar_malle: shows 9 of SpadesJack of Hearts (two pair, Nines and Sevens)

TTSIP: shows 10 of Spades10 of Hearts (two pair, Tens and Sevens)

TTSIP collected $1110.94 from pot

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot $1113.74 | Rake $2.80

Board 9 of Diamonds3 of Diamonds7 of Spades7 of ClubsQueen of Hearts

Seat 1: Sir_Fuj1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 2: tobe4funas folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 3: tiltar_malle showed 9 of SpadesJack of Hearts and lost with two pair, Nines and Sevens

Seat 4: TTSIP (button) showed 10 of Spades10 of Hearts and won ($1110.94) with two pair, Tens and Sevens

Seat 5: siralos (small blind) folded before Flop

Seat 6: Gogol's Nose (big blind) folded before Flop

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AHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH omg

 

Ok, this is totally INCREDIBLE

 

Tiltar, the tiny shitty angel, told me "if u quit this session, I never ever play u again" blablablabla...

So we play a couple of minutes... he loses a normal pot (as usual)... and SNAP quits ahahhaha

 

Tiny shitty angel RESIGNS, again and again!! Since february, you resign always!! ahahhahaha

 

:ola::twisted::ola::twisted::ola::twisted::ola::twisted::ola::twisted::ola::twisted:

 

fuck you limpfold for the first time in 40 Days im in heaven yes broke but in heaven and i dont care about silly game i come to heavven and talk to father so fkk off im still the best and you got lucky as a fkn idiot and that is that you can play your fkn game i dont give a fkk im not an angel who plays stupid ass motthafkr game i do other things so fkk off and thiss is the last you ever see of me i dont give a fkn shit about that small potatoe Money go buy a hoockker you fkn faggot maybe you get a fkn fkn asshole go fkk your self and never ever ecpect to hear from me again im in HEanvveeeennn !!!

 

 

So that is it for this time i never go to hell and i never stay out of heaven im in the game now so fkk off !!!! YEEEEAaaaahhhhhh im still the Soldier who comes to your rescue my Little family is alreaddy waiting for me so never ever again will you hear from me i dident want you to go to hell but you had to cause you are a low Life scum who made hyour decission and that decission you will have to pay with your Life if we se u FKK OFFF !!!

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AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA omfg!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

LOL I read this for the 5th time, it's too funny ahahahahaha

 

I show this to my friend LMFAO, ahahhahahahha

 

One day, he is saying he want to bust me and kill me... the other day he says he doesnt care... LOOOOLLLLLL

 

tiny shitty angel lost all his money, he is crying... POKER DEMON HAS WON ahhaahahhahah :twisted::ola:

 

 

rot in hell !!!!

 

really i dont give a fuck i dont get it how can you be this the way you won was so sick you hit the deck so much it must be rigged from abov maybe my father wants me to have vecation from poker and do other stuff i dont know

 

listen i will take you again but next time will be on Another side it will be in andorsala and i will have all my good friends there and we will play from dusk to dawn and i will never quit i will fkkn destroy you like i deserved this game but you lucked out and unfortune i just had 1500 when i started play with you it was deffently a game ii couldent refuse hmmmmm.....

 

 

Man i dont want you to Think i want to kill you its not what i want i dont want you to die i want to play with you everyday til you die and i want to bust you and yes you almost bust me today i had 700 dollar left after our game and i feel terrible right now but i will come back so aa fkk it i lost and i dont know what to do im so fkn depressed

 

 

HAHAhhahahaahhahahaahahhaahhaahahahahhahahaaah you fell for that hahhahahahahhah FKK N FISH i WILL NEVER GIVE UP I BE BACK IN MAXImum 10 Days so dont Think its over its never over you need to put a bullet in my head i never give up !!!!

 

 

This is my Life and i will have some well deserved vacation from poker so it was thank to you i get this break thanks for that and hold on to my Money so i can win it back when i destroy you like im meant to do !!!!

 

 

YOU WAS ONLY LUCKY TODAY my KK vs JJ all in flop river J and your fkn flushes over my flushes 2 of them and straight vs stragiht man you just lucky fkk you and your fokking boss i will take you on again !!!

 

Yeye whatever !!!!

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AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA omg, I laughed so much I think I peed on myself ahahahahhahaha SO SICK ahahahhaha

 

Once again, you change your mind... now you say that we will play again ahahhaha

And you said it MANY TIMES before that you'd never quit... but still, you always did it ahhahahaha , tiny angel is crying ahahahah

 

And what? What did I just read? I... bust you?? ahahhahahahahahaha

 

POKER DEMON is the only force, tiny shitty angel WILL ALL die, just like you, busted angelos!! lololololol

 

Now you take another break??? Again??? After ignoring me for 2 months, you leave after 1 day?? ahahhahahahahahah

 

I don't care it's tiny money for me, you can never bust me and you go to Hell so I don't care ahahahaha

 

:ola::twisted::ola::twisted::ola::twisted::ola::twisted::ola::twisted:

 

 

 

 

PokerStars Hand #99370968016: Hold'em No Limit ($0.01/$0.02 USD) - 2013/05/31 18:03:10 CET [2013/05/31 12:03:10 ET]

Table 'Sarita' 6-max Seat #6 is the button

Seat 1: pokgenie ($5.19 in chips)

Seat 3: judii1111 ($1.68 in chips)

Seat 4: YouAreSoScum ($2 in chips)

Seat 5: tiltar_malle ($10.91 in chips)

Seat 6: CSKA214 ($0.14 in chips)

pokgenie: posts small blind $0.01

judii1111: posts big blind $0.02

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to tiltar_malle 6 of ClubsJack of Clubs

YouAreSoScum: folds

tiltar_malle: raises $0.05 to $0.07

CSKA214: folds

pokgenie: calls $0.06

judii1111: folds

*** FLOP *** Jack of Diamonds5 of Clubs2 of Diamonds

pokgenie: checks

tiltar_malle: bets $0.11

pokgenie: folds

Uncalled bet ($0.11) returned to tiltar_malle

tiltar_malle collected $0.15 from pot

tiltar_malle: doesn't show hand

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot $0.16 | Rake $0.01

Board Jack of Diamonds5 of Clubs2 of Diamonds

Seat 1: pokgenie (small blind) folded on the Flop

Seat 3: judii1111 (big blind) folded before Flop

Seat 4: YouAreSoScum folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 5: tiltar_malle collected ($0.15)

Seat 6: CSKA214 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

 

 

im only posting this so you can make more fun of me so it feels better when i bust you !!!!!!

 

i had 2250 fpp so i made it to 25 dollar and im saluting James bond by making 0.07 bets preflop

 

FKK YOU !!! when i was 15 years old i read supersystem by Doyle brunson he said " i bust a 100 times and when i was bust i played with nickles and cents...

 

 

SO yes im bust but at least i can say i did what my father wanted me to do this way i learn to be humble and stay loyal to Everything i belive in i never go to hell and i will take you !!!!

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I swear to poker DEVIL, if you do not play me this weekend, it's OVER.

 

so... if it is over... I WON ahahahhaha

 

YOU CHOOSE :twisted::ola:

 

i cant play you now i play .02 .05 so you can see im moving fast !! just wait Little bit !!!!

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Playing like a mottharfkker

 

 

PokerStars Hand #99409844004: Hold'em No Limit ($0.02/$0.05 USD) - 2013/06/01 14:56:59 CET [2013/06/01 8:56:59 ET]

Table 'Virtus II' 6-max Seat #3 is the button

Seat 1: iproject ($5 in chips)

Seat 2: tiltar_malle ($22.65 in chips)

Seat 3: qinshou777 ($21.96 in chips)

Seat 4: VasilyArm ($7.22 in chips)

Seat 5: ScottishMatt ($5 in chips)

Seat 6: EffOrt100% ($8.86 in chips)

VasilyArm: posts small blind $0.02

ScottishMatt: posts big blind $0.05

tiltar_malle: posts small & big blinds $0.07

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to tiltar_malle 8 of Diamonds9 of Diamonds

EffOrt100%: raises $0.19 to $0.24

iproject: folds

tiltar_malle: calls $0.19

qinshou777: calls $0.24

VasilyArm: folds

ScottishMatt: folds

*** FLOP *** King of ClubsJack of DiamondsAce of Spades

EffOrt100%: bets $0.60

tiltar_malle: calls $0.60

qinshou777: folds

*** TURN *** King of ClubsJack of DiamondsAce of SpadesKing of Hearts

EffOrt100%: checks

tiltar_malle: bets $1.44

EffOrt100%: calls $1.44

*** RIVER *** King of ClubsJack of DiamondsAce of SpadesKing of Hearts5 of Clubs

EffOrt100%: checks

tiltar_malle: bets $20.35 and is all-in

EffOrt100%: folds

Uncalled bet ($20.35) returned to tiltar_malle

tiltar_malle collected $4.69 from pot

tiltar_malle: doesn't show hand

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot $4.89 | Rake $0.20

Board King of ClubsJack of DiamondsAce of SpadesKing of Hearts5 of Clubs

Seat 1: iproject folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 2: tiltar_malle collected ($4.69)

Seat 3: qinshou777 (button) folded on the Flop

Seat 4: VasilyArm (small blind) folded before Flop

Seat 5: ScottishMatt (big blind) folded before Flop

Seat 6: EffOrt100% folded on the River

 

 

Får en 100 dollar bonus snart i vpps satt har totalt 200 dollar vilket jag ska spela .02 0.05 med bara kul att spela så vad gör man inte busta alla fall ska skärpa mig nu och leva livet på Micro och ha kul med spelandet tills det är dags att kliva in i hetluften man får ta det man får inga fancy pancy här inte det är hårda bud !!!!!

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jag är ett geni !!!!

 

PokerStars Hand #99424782958: Hold'em No Limit ($0.05/$0.10 USD) - 2013/06/01 20:52:03 CET [2013/06/01 14:52:03 ET]

Table 'Rhodia III' 6-max Seat #5 is the button

Seat 1: tiltar_malle ($50.61 in chips)

Seat 2: RenRod1989 ($21.48 in chips)

Seat 3: zszsjohn ($22.21 in chips)

Seat 4: plattti ($33.36 in chips)

Seat 5: haixiang ($10.17 in chips)

Seat 6: Its888 ($41.31 in chips)

Its888: posts small blind $0.05

tiltar_malle: posts big blind $0.10

tiltar_malle: posts the ante $0.02

RenRod1989: posts the ante $0.02

zszsjohn: posts the ante $0.02

plattti: posts the ante $0.02

haixiang: posts the ante $0.02

Its888: posts the ante $0.02

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to tiltar_malle Queen of DiamondsKing of Diamonds

RenRod1989: folds

zszsjohn: folds

plattti: raises $0.20 to $0.30

haixiang: folds

Its888: folds

tiltar_malle: raises $0.60 to $0.90

plattti: calls $0.60

*** FLOP *** Ace of Hearts5 of HeartsAce of Diamonds

tiltar_malle: bets $1.22

plattti: raises $2.18 to $3.40

tiltar_malle: raises $2.82 to $6.22

plattti: calls $2.82

*** TURN *** Ace of Hearts5 of HeartsAce of Diamonds5 of Spades

tiltar_malle: checks

plattti: checks

*** RIVER *** Ace of Hearts5 of HeartsAce of Diamonds5 of Spades10 of Diamonds

tiltar_malle: checks

plattti: bets $10

tiltar_malle: calls $10

*** SHOW DOWN ***

plattti: shows 4 of Diamonds4 of Clubs (two pair, Aces and Fives)

tiltar_malle: shows Queen of DiamondsKing of Diamonds (two pair, Aces and Fives - King kicker)

tiltar_malle collected $32.91 from pot

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot $34.41 | Rake $1.50

Board Ace of Hearts5 of HeartsAce of Diamonds5 of Spades10 of Diamonds

Seat 1: tiltar_malle (big blind) showed Queen of DiamondsKing of Diamonds and won ($32.91) with two pair, Aces and Fives

Seat 2: RenRod1989 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 3: zszsjohn folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 4: plattti showed 4 of Diamonds4 of Clubs and lost with two pair, Aces and Fives

Seat 5: haixiang (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 6: Its888 (small blind) folded before Flop


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