slarvsylta Postad 30 Maj , 2013 Författare Rapport Postad 30 Maj , 2013 Siiing halleelujjjaaa singing all the waY !!!!! PokerStars Home Game Hand #99310667811: {Epic Heads-Up Games} Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50 USD) - 2013/05/30 11:14:29 CET [2013/05/30 5:14:29 ET] Table 'Hammonia V' 6-max Seat #1 is the button Seat 1: tiltar_malle ($125.95 in chips) Seat 4: LimpFoldAces ($157 in chips) tiltar_malle: posts small blind $0.25 LimpFoldAces: posts big blind $0.50 tiltar_malle: posts the ante $0.10 LimpFoldAces: posts the ante $0.10 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to tiltar_malle tiltar_malle: raises $1 to $1.50 LimpFoldAces: raises $3.50 to $5 tiltar_malle: raises $9.24 to $14.24 LimpFoldAces: raises $25.76 to $40 tiltar_malle: calls $25.76 *** FLOP *** LimpFoldAces: bets $44 tiltar_malle: raises $41.85 to $85.85 and is all-in LimpFoldAces: calls $41.85 *** TURN *** *** RIVER *** *** SHOW DOWN *** LimpFoldAces: shows (high card Ace) tiltar_malle: shows (two pair, Jacks and Sevens) tiltar_malle collected $251.40 from pot *** SUMMARY *** Total pot $251.90 | Rake $0.50 Board Seat 1: tiltar_malle (button) (small blind) showed and won ($251.40) with two pair, Jacks and Sevens Seat 4: LimpFoldAces (big blind) showed and lost with high card Ace
slarvsylta Postad 30 Maj , 2013 Författare Rapport Postad 30 Maj , 2013 Haleeeeluujhaaaa !!!!!! PokerStars Home Game Hand #99310800156: {Epic Heads-Up Games} Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50 USD) - 2013/05/30 11:19:56 CET [2013/05/30 5:19:56 ET] Table 'Hammonia V' 6-max Seat #1 is the button Seat 1: tiltar_malle ($187.48 in chips) Seat 4: LimpFoldAces ($193.94 in chips) tiltar_malle: posts small blind $0.25 LimpFoldAces: posts big blind $0.50 tiltar_malle: posts the ante $0.10 LimpFoldAces: posts the ante $0.10 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to tiltar_malle tiltar_malle: raises $1 to $1.50 LimpFoldAces: raises $3.50 to $5 tiltar_malle: raises $9.22 to $14.22 LimpFoldAces: raises $25.78 to $40 tiltar_malle: raises $147.38 to $187.38 and is all-in LimpFoldAces: calls $147.38 *** FLOP *** *** TURN *** *** RIVER *** *** SHOW DOWN *** LimpFoldAces: shows (a pair of Fours) tiltar_malle: shows (a full house, Queens full of Fours) tiltar_malle collected $374.46 from pot *** SUMMARY *** Total pot $374.96 | Rake $0.50 Board Seat 1: tiltar_malle (button) (small blind) showed and won ($374.46) with a full house, Queens full of Fours Seat 4: LimpFoldAces (big blind) showed and lost with a pair of Fours
slarvsylta Postad 30 Maj , 2013 Författare Rapport Postad 30 Maj , 2013 halllleeee NUUUUJJAAAAAA FICK HAN hihihihhi Fkkn Fish limpfold left agaiaan hahahahhhahahahahahahahaha YEsssssss !!!! PokerStars Home Game Hand #99311005806: {Epic Heads-Up Games} Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50 USD) - 2013/05/30 11:28:25 CET [2013/05/30 5:28:25 ET] Table 'Hammonia V' 6-max Seat #1 is the button Seat 1: tiltar_malle ($377.19 in chips) Seat 4: LimpFoldAces ($133.65 in chips) tiltar_malle: posts small blind $0.25 LimpFoldAces: posts big blind $0.50 tiltar_malle: posts the ante $0.10 LimpFoldAces: posts the ante $0.10 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to tiltar_malle tiltar_malle: raises $1 to $1.50 LimpFoldAces: raises $3.50 to $5 tiltar_malle: calls $3.50 *** FLOP *** LimpFoldAces: bets $6 tiltar_malle: calls $6 *** TURN *** LimpFoldAces: bets $14.50 tiltar_malle: calls $14.50 *** RIVER *** LimpFoldAces: bets $108.05 and is all-in tiltar_malle: calls $108.05 *** SHOW DOWN *** LimpFoldAces: shows (two pair, Jacks and Tens) tiltar_malle: shows (three of a kind, Deuces) tiltar_malle collected $266.80 from pot *** SUMMARY *** Total pot $267.30 | Rake $0.50 Board Seat 1: tiltar_malle (button) (small blind) showed and won ($266.80) with three of a kind, Deuces Seat 4: LimpFoldAces (big blind) showed and lost with two pair, Jacks and Tens
slarvsylta Postad 30 Maj , 2013 Författare Rapport Postad 30 Maj , 2013 a a a a staying alive staying alive a a a a stayiiing aliiive yeah buddy !!!!
LimpFoldAces Postad 30 Maj , 2013 Rapport Postad 30 Maj , 2013 This is how he plays nl400:.... LLOOOOOOOOLLLL PokerStars Hand #99322132393: Hold'em No Limit ($2/$4 USD) - 2013/05/30 11:12:38 ET Table 'Pirola' 6-max Seat #4 is the button Seat 1: Sir_Fuj1 ($492.30 in chips) Seat 2: tobe4funas ($1007.40 in chips) Seat 3: tiltar_malle ($640.62 in chips) Seat 4: TTSIP ($552.27 in chips) Seat 5: siralos ($947.37 in chips) Seat 6: Gogol's Nose ($488.80 in chips) siralos: posts small blind $2 Gogol's Nose: posts big blind $4 Sir_Fuj1: posts the ante $0.80 tobe4funas: posts the ante $0.80 tiltar_malle: posts the ante $0.80 TTSIP: posts the ante $0.80 siralos: posts the ante $0.80 Gogol's Nose: posts the ante $0.80 *** HOLE CARDS *** Sir_Fuj1: folds tobe4funas: folds tiltar_malle: raises $8 to $12 TTSIP: raises $24 to $36 siralos: folds Gogol's Nose: folds tiltar_malle: calls $24 *** FLOP *** tiltar_malle: checks TTSIP: bets $52 tiltar_malle: calls $52 *** TURN *** tiltar_malle: checks TTSIP: bets $108 tiltar_malle: raises $443.82 to $551.82 and is all-in TTSIP: calls $355.47 and is all-in Uncalled bet ($88.35) returned to tiltar_malle *** RIVER *** *** SHOW DOWN *** tiltar_malle: shows (two pair, Nines and Sevens) TTSIP: shows (two pair, Tens and Sevens) TTSIP collected $1110.94 from pot *** SUMMARY *** Total pot $1113.74 | Rake $2.80 Board Seat 1: Sir_Fuj1 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 2: tobe4funas folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 3: tiltar_malle showed and lost with two pair, Nines and Sevens Seat 4: TTSIP (button) showed and won ($1110.94) with two pair, Tens and Sevens Seat 5: siralos (small blind) folded before Flop Seat 6: Gogol's Nose (big blind) folded before Flop
slarvsylta Postad 30 Maj , 2013 Författare Rapport Postad 30 Maj , 2013 AHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH omg Ok, this is totally INCREDIBLE Tiltar, the tiny shitty angel, told me "if u quit this session, I never ever play u again" blablablabla... So we play a couple of minutes... he loses a normal pot (as usual)... and SNAP quits ahahhaha Tiny shitty angel RESIGNS, again and again!! Since february, you resign always!! ahahhahaha fuck you limpfold for the first time in 40 Days im in heaven yes broke but in heaven and i dont care about silly game i come to heavven and talk to father so fkk off im still the best and you got lucky as a fkn idiot and that is that you can play your fkn game i dont give a fkk im not an angel who plays stupid ass motthafkr game i do other things so fkk off and thiss is the last you ever see of me i dont give a fkn shit about that small potatoe Money go buy a hoockker you fkn faggot maybe you get a fkn fkn asshole go fkk your self and never ever ecpect to hear from me again im in HEanvveeeennn !!! So that is it for this time i never go to hell and i never stay out of heaven im in the game now so fkk off !!!! YEEEEAaaaahhhhhh im still the Soldier who comes to your rescue my Little family is alreaddy waiting for me so never ever again will you hear from me i dident want you to go to hell but you had to cause you are a low Life scum who made hyour decission and that decission you will have to pay with your Life if we se u FKK OFFF !!!
slarvsylta Postad 30 Maj , 2013 Författare Rapport Postad 30 Maj , 2013 AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA omfg!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL I read this for the 5th time, it's too funny ahahahahaha I show this to my friend LMFAO, ahahhahahahha One day, he is saying he want to bust me and kill me... the other day he says he doesnt care... LOOOOLLLLLL tiny shitty angel lost all his money, he is crying... POKER DEMON HAS WON ahhaahahhahah rot in hell !!!! really i dont give a fuck i dont get it how can you be this the way you won was so sick you hit the deck so much it must be rigged from abov maybe my father wants me to have vecation from poker and do other stuff i dont know listen i will take you again but next time will be on Another side it will be in andorsala and i will have all my good friends there and we will play from dusk to dawn and i will never quit i will fkkn destroy you like i deserved this game but you lucked out and unfortune i just had 1500 when i started play with you it was deffently a game ii couldent refuse hmmmmm..... Man i dont want you to Think i want to kill you its not what i want i dont want you to die i want to play with you everyday til you die and i want to bust you and yes you almost bust me today i had 700 dollar left after our game and i feel terrible right now but i will come back so aa fkk it i lost and i dont know what to do im so fkn depressed HAHAhhahahaahhahahaahahhaahhaahahahahhahahaaah you fell for that hahhahahahahhah FKK N FISH i WILL NEVER GIVE UP I BE BACK IN MAXImum 10 Days so dont Think its over its never over you need to put a bullet in my head i never give up !!!! This is my Life and i will have some well deserved vacation from poker so it was thank to you i get this break thanks for that and hold on to my Money so i can win it back when i destroy you like im meant to do !!!! YOU WAS ONLY LUCKY TODAY my KK vs JJ all in flop river J and your fkn flushes over my flushes 2 of them and straight vs stragiht man you just lucky fkk you and your fokking boss i will take you on again !!! Yeye whatever !!!!
slarvsylta Postad 31 Maj , 2013 Författare Rapport Postad 31 Maj , 2013 AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA omg, I laughed so much I think I peed on myself ahahahahhahaha SO SICK ahahahhaha Once again, you change your mind... now you say that we will play again ahahhaha And you said it MANY TIMES before that you'd never quit... but still, you always did it ahhahahaha , tiny angel is crying ahahahah And what? What did I just read? I... bust you?? ahahhahahahahahaha POKER DEMON is the only force, tiny shitty angel WILL ALL die, just like you, busted angelos!! lololololol Now you take another break??? Again??? After ignoring me for 2 months, you leave after 1 day?? ahahhahahahahahah I don't care it's tiny money for me, you can never bust me and you go to Hell so I don't care ahahahaha PokerStars Hand #99370968016: Hold'em No Limit ($0.01/$0.02 USD) - 2013/05/31 18:03:10 CET [2013/05/31 12:03:10 ET] Table 'Sarita' 6-max Seat #6 is the button Seat 1: pokgenie ($5.19 in chips) Seat 3: judii1111 ($1.68 in chips) Seat 4: YouAreSoScum ($2 in chips) Seat 5: tiltar_malle ($10.91 in chips) Seat 6: CSKA214 ($0.14 in chips) pokgenie: posts small blind $0.01 judii1111: posts big blind $0.02 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to tiltar_malle YouAreSoScum: folds tiltar_malle: raises $0.05 to $0.07 CSKA214: folds pokgenie: calls $0.06 judii1111: folds *** FLOP *** pokgenie: checks tiltar_malle: bets $0.11 pokgenie: folds Uncalled bet ($0.11) returned to tiltar_malle tiltar_malle collected $0.15 from pot tiltar_malle: doesn't show hand *** SUMMARY *** Total pot $0.16 | Rake $0.01 Board Seat 1: pokgenie (small blind) folded on the Flop Seat 3: judii1111 (big blind) folded before Flop Seat 4: YouAreSoScum folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 5: tiltar_malle collected ($0.15) Seat 6: CSKA214 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet) im only posting this so you can make more fun of me so it feels better when i bust you !!!!!! i had 2250 fpp so i made it to 25 dollar and im saluting James bond by making 0.07 bets preflop FKK YOU !!! when i was 15 years old i read supersystem by Doyle brunson he said " i bust a 100 times and when i was bust i played with nickles and cents... SO yes im bust but at least i can say i did what my father wanted me to do this way i learn to be humble and stay loyal to Everything i belive in i never go to hell and i will take you !!!!
Hestarion Postad 31 Maj , 2013 Rapport Postad 31 Maj , 2013 Bäst att du tar ett snack med Dean och Sam
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slarvsylta Postad 1 Juni , 2013 Författare Rapport Postad 1 Juni , 2013 Bäst att du tar ett snack med Dean och Sam dean och sam vilka är de???
slarvsylta Postad 1 Juni , 2013 Författare Rapport Postad 1 Juni , 2013 I swear to poker DEVIL, if you do not play me this weekend, it's OVER. so... if it is over... I WON ahahahhaha YOU CHOOSE i cant play you now i play .02 .05 so you can see im moving fast !! just wait Little bit !!!!
slarvsylta Postad 1 Juni , 2013 Författare Rapport Postad 1 Juni , 2013 Playing like a mottharfkker PokerStars Hand #99409844004: Hold'em No Limit ($0.02/$0.05 USD) - 2013/06/01 14:56:59 CET [2013/06/01 8:56:59 ET] Table 'Virtus II' 6-max Seat #3 is the button Seat 1: iproject ($5 in chips) Seat 2: tiltar_malle ($22.65 in chips) Seat 3: qinshou777 ($21.96 in chips) Seat 4: VasilyArm ($7.22 in chips) Seat 5: ScottishMatt ($5 in chips) Seat 6: EffOrt100% ($8.86 in chips) VasilyArm: posts small blind $0.02 ScottishMatt: posts big blind $0.05 tiltar_malle: posts small & big blinds $0.07 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to tiltar_malle EffOrt100%: raises $0.19 to $0.24 iproject: folds tiltar_malle: calls $0.19 qinshou777: calls $0.24 VasilyArm: folds ScottishMatt: folds *** FLOP *** EffOrt100%: bets $0.60 tiltar_malle: calls $0.60 qinshou777: folds *** TURN *** EffOrt100%: checks tiltar_malle: bets $1.44 EffOrt100%: calls $1.44 *** RIVER *** EffOrt100%: checks tiltar_malle: bets $20.35 and is all-in EffOrt100%: folds Uncalled bet ($20.35) returned to tiltar_malle tiltar_malle collected $4.69 from pot tiltar_malle: doesn't show hand *** SUMMARY *** Total pot $4.89 | Rake $0.20 Board Seat 1: iproject folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 2: tiltar_malle collected ($4.69) Seat 3: qinshou777 (button) folded on the Flop Seat 4: VasilyArm (small blind) folded before Flop Seat 5: ScottishMatt (big blind) folded before Flop Seat 6: EffOrt100% folded on the River Får en 100 dollar bonus snart i vpps satt har totalt 200 dollar vilket jag ska spela .02 0.05 med bara kul att spela så vad gör man inte busta alla fall ska skärpa mig nu och leva livet på Micro och ha kul med spelandet tills det är dags att kliva in i hetluften man får ta det man får inga fancy pancy här inte det är hårda bud !!!!!
slarvsylta Postad 1 Juni , 2013 Författare Rapport Postad 1 Juni , 2013 jag är ett geni !!!! PokerStars Hand #99424782958: Hold'em No Limit ($0.05/$0.10 USD) - 2013/06/01 20:52:03 CET [2013/06/01 14:52:03 ET] Table 'Rhodia III' 6-max Seat #5 is the button Seat 1: tiltar_malle ($50.61 in chips) Seat 2: RenRod1989 ($21.48 in chips) Seat 3: zszsjohn ($22.21 in chips) Seat 4: plattti ($33.36 in chips) Seat 5: haixiang ($10.17 in chips) Seat 6: Its888 ($41.31 in chips) Its888: posts small blind $0.05 tiltar_malle: posts big blind $0.10 tiltar_malle: posts the ante $0.02 RenRod1989: posts the ante $0.02 zszsjohn: posts the ante $0.02 plattti: posts the ante $0.02 haixiang: posts the ante $0.02 Its888: posts the ante $0.02 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to tiltar_malle RenRod1989: folds zszsjohn: folds plattti: raises $0.20 to $0.30 haixiang: folds Its888: folds tiltar_malle: raises $0.60 to $0.90 plattti: calls $0.60 *** FLOP *** tiltar_malle: bets $1.22 plattti: raises $2.18 to $3.40 tiltar_malle: raises $2.82 to $6.22 plattti: calls $2.82 *** TURN *** tiltar_malle: checks plattti: checks *** RIVER *** tiltar_malle: checks plattti: bets $10 tiltar_malle: calls $10 *** SHOW DOWN *** plattti: shows (two pair, Aces and Fives) tiltar_malle: shows (two pair, Aces and Fives - King kicker) tiltar_malle collected $32.91 from pot *** SUMMARY *** Total pot $34.41 | Rake $1.50 Board Seat 1: tiltar_malle (big blind) showed and won ($32.91) with two pair, Aces and Fives Seat 2: RenRod1989 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 3: zszsjohn folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 4: plattti showed and lost with two pair, Aces and Fives Seat 5: haixiang (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 6: Its888 (small blind) folded before Flop
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