hej min dagbok

[slarvsylta]

Lol.... back for 2min, and leaves after hitting this

 

PokerStars Home Game Hand #95090644858: {Epic Heads-Up Games} Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50 USD) - 2013/03/05 23:30:24 ET

Table 'Chilton IV' 6-max Seat #6 is the button

Seat 3: LimpFoldAces ($132.55 in chips)

Seat 6: tiltar_malle ($178.61 in chips)

tiltar_malle: posts small blind $0.25

LimpFoldAces: posts big blind $0.50

LimpFoldAces: posts the ante $0.10

tiltar_malle: posts the ante $0.10

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to LimpFoldAces

tiltar_malle: raises $1 to $1.50

LimpFoldAces: raises $3.50 to $5

tiltar_malle: raises $10 to $15

LimpFoldAces: raises $37 to $52

tiltar_malle: calls $37

*** FLOP ***

LimpFoldAces: bets $80.45 and is all-in

tiltar_malle: calls $80.45

*** TURN ***

*** RIVER ***

*** SHOW DOWN ***

LimpFoldAces: shows (a straight, Ace to Five)

tiltar_malle: shows (a straight, Ace to Five)

LimpFoldAces collected $132.30 from pot

tiltar_malle collected $132.30 from pot

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot $265.10 | Rake $0.50

Board

Seat 3: LimpFoldAces (big blind) showed and won ($132.30) with a straight, Ace to Five

Seat 6: tiltar_malle (button) (small blind) showed and won ($132.30) with a straight, Ace to Five

 

 

 

 

 

 

and this....

 

 

 

 

PokerStars Home Game Hand #95090612324: {Epic Heads-Up Games} Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50 USD) - 2013/03/05 23:28:34 ET

Table 'Aurora II' 6-max Seat #3 is the button

Seat 3: LimpFoldAces ($455.10 in chips)

Seat 6: tiltar_malle ($125.86 in chips)

LimpFoldAces: posts small blind $0.25

tiltar_malle: posts big blind $0.50

LimpFoldAces: posts the ante $0.10

tiltar_malle: posts the ante $0.10

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to LimpFoldAces

LimpFoldAces: raises $1 to $1.50

tiltar_malle: raises $3.50 to $5

LimpFoldAces: calls $3.50

*** FLOP ***

tiltar_malle: bets $7.25

LimpFoldAces: calls $7.25

*** TURN ***

tiltar_malle: bets $18.25

LimpFoldAces: raises $18.25 to $36.50

tiltar_malle: calls $18.25

*** RIVER ***

tiltar_malle: bets $77.01 and is all-in

LimpFoldAces: calls $77.01

*** SHOW DOWN ***

tiltar_malle: shows (a flush, Ace high)

LimpFoldAces: shows (two pair, Jacks and Nines)

tiltar_malle collected $251.22 from pot

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot $251.72 | Rake $0.50

Board

Seat 3: LimpFoldAces (button) (small blind) showed and lost with two pair, Jacks and Nines

Seat 6: tiltar_malle (big blind) showed and won ($251.22) with a flush, Ace high

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

seriously this is just sick how unethical you are, I can't imagine that you really think that it is okay lol

 

ok what????? you fkn idiot i can join and quit whenever i want and when i play you i dont give a fuck you are a fkn deamon i just want to kill you so fkk off i dont play you again if you say im unetical again cause there is no lines between ous i dont respect you i hate you so fkk off

[LimpFoldAces]

[slarvsylta]

That's exactly what I'm trying to say: you always quit because you think it is okay to quit after 5min, but when I quit after 1 hour because I have to go to work, it is not...

 

I understand man, calm down.

I understand that you resign, I have won, the poker deamon has won, the angel lost and will go to Hell, simple as that.

 

gg

 

listen im to fancy to go to hell you keep saying that i dont like hell i hate hell and i will kill or destroy anything that comes from that place so listen if you want to say your the winner of this event over 1 game well do that im not locking to win 1 game and call me a winner and think im the greatest and as i told you im to tired to play now its 5.38 in the morning here so i need to sleep so as i said im not after your life im after your chips but i hope my brothers in canada find you and take care of you like we do with scumbags like yourself its not so nice to be a deamon i cant understand how sick you must really be to call your self a deamon how sick is that thats the sickest thing in life to be a deamon and you fancy yourself about it thats just sick how sick you are you need help proffesional help from a bullet in your head that can end you missery here in life you need that

[LimpFoldAces]

[slarvsylta]

so funny that you saying this ahahahaah

 

Everyday for the past month, I waited all night to play vs you, when you woke up (so it was 5 in the morning here or so... but yeah again you quited after 15min no matter what lollll)

 

GG man, I'm happy that the poker deamon busted out this little angel ahahahaah

 

hahahahha busted??? you need to play higher then .25 50 to bust me you never bust me you won like 400 dollar thats not busting me thats giving me a little tilt i can play you soon when i get coffee

[LimpFoldAces]

[indiepoppers]

I think it's quite interesting if you look att the time of the message frequency, Limpfoldaces always tend to reply Slarvsylta rather quickly.

 

That fact, among others, for example, the stylistic similarity in their writing, makes me believe that Slarvsylta and Limpfold could be the same person.

 

If that should prove to be the case it would lead to some questions.

 

Why the bickering?

 

Why manipulate hand histories and berate each other?

 

Could this be some kind of severe case of schizophrenia? Like some kind of nutjob battling his inner demons against each other on a swedish poker forum.

 

Maybe that, or just a troll. Anyhow, I am quite flabbergasted.

 

 

I sharkscoped both Slarvsylta and Limpfoldaces only to discover both players existing, but wouldn't it be weird if that kind of normative poker linguistic word combination wasn't already taken?

[slarvsylta]

I think it's quite interesting if you look att the time of the message frequency, Limpfoldaces always tend to reply Slarvsylta rather quickly.

 

That fact, among others, for example, the stylistic similarity in their writing, makes me believe that Slarvsylta and Limpfold could be the same person.

 

If that should prove to be the case it would lead to some questions.

 

Why the bickering?

 

Why manipulate hand histories and berate each other?

 

Could this be some kind of severe case of schizophrenia? Like some kind of nutjob battling his inner demons against each other on a swedish poker forum.

 

Maybe that, or just a troll. Anyhow, I am quite flabbergasted.

 

 

I sharkscoped both Slarvsylta and Limpfoldaces only to discover both players existing, but wouldn't it be weird if that kind of normative poker linguistic word combination wasn't already taken?

 

vakna det är en engel och en demon

[slarvsylta]

demon hora menar jag

[slarvsylta]

BOOOM

 

PokerStars Home Game Hand #95092193898: {Epic Heads-Up Games} Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50 USD) - 2013/03/06 7:08:21 CET [2013/03/06 1:08:21 ET]

Table 'Chilton IV' 6-max Seat #6 is the button

Seat 3: LimpFoldAces ($277.73 in chips)

Seat 6: tiltar_malle ($467.03 in chips)

tiltar_malle: posts small blind $0.25

LimpFoldAces: posts big blind $0.50

LimpFoldAces: posts the ante $0.10

tiltar_malle: posts the ante $0.10

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to tiltar_malle

tiltar_malle: raises $1 to $1.50

LimpFoldAces: raises $3.50 to $5

tiltar_malle: raises $10 to $15

LimpFoldAces: raises $37 to $52

tiltar_malle: calls $37

*** FLOP ***

LimpFoldAces: bets $55

tiltar_malle: raises $359.93 to $414.93 and is all-in

LimpFoldAces: calls $170.63 and is all-in

Uncalled bet ($189.30) returned to tiltar_malle

*** TURN ***

*** RIVER ***

*** SHOW DOWN ***

LimpFoldAces: shows (a pair of Threes)

tiltar_malle: shows (two pair, Jacks and Threes)

tiltar_malle collected $554.96 from pot

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot $555.46 | Rake $0.50

Board

Seat 3: LimpFoldAces (big blind) showed and lost with a pair of Threes

Seat 6: tiltar_malle (button) (small blind) showed and won ($554.96) with two pair, Jacks and Threes

[LimpFoldAces]

[slarvsylta]

hahhahaaha YES I GOT HIM 2500 hands and 800-900 dollar + hahhahahah YES FKN LOSER

 

PokerStars Home Game Hand #95092229560: {Epic Heads-Up Games} Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50 USD) - 2013/03/06 7:10:37 CET [2013/03/06 1:10:37 ET]

Table 'Aurora II' 6-max Seat #6 is the button

Seat 3: LimpFoldAces ($413.41 in chips)

Seat 6: tiltar_malle ($311.69 in chips)

tiltar_malle: posts small blind $0.25

LimpFoldAces: posts big blind $0.50

LimpFoldAces: posts the ante $0.10

tiltar_malle: posts the ante $0.10

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to tiltar_malle

tiltar_malle: raises $1 to $1.50

LimpFoldAces: raises $3.50 to $5

tiltar_malle: raises $10 to $15

LimpFoldAces: calls $10

*** FLOP ***

LimpFoldAces: checks

tiltar_malle: bets $22.25

LimpFoldAces: calls $22.25

*** TURN ***

LimpFoldAces: checks

tiltar_malle: bets $55.75

LimpFoldAces: calls $55.75

*** RIVER ***

LimpFoldAces: checks

tiltar_malle: bets $218.59 and is all-in

LimpFoldAces: calls $218.59

*** SHOW DOWN ***

tiltar_malle: shows (two pair, Kings and Threes)

LimpFoldAces: shows (two pair, Kings and Threes - lower kicker)

tiltar_malle collected $622.88 from pot

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot $623.38 | Rake $0.50

Board

Seat 3: LimpFoldAces (big blind) showed and lost with two pair, Kings and Threes

Seat 6: tiltar_malle (button) (small blind) showed and won ($622.88) with two pair, Kings and Threes

[slarvsylta]

And now I guess you say I quit??

 

Yeah, after playing two hours and losing 1000$, I quit... which is pretty standard

 

You are so lucky, this is just ridiculous

 

yes you quit

[slarvsylta]

The angel allways wins in the end you can never win against an angel in the long run i allways get you in the end this is the beggining of your end soon you will be bust!!!!

 

 

den där potten är den största jag spelat på .25 50 600 dollar pottt wweeeeee

[slarvsylta]

han bustar snart

[slarvsylta]

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[slarvsylta]

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[slarvsylta]

fan det var fett svårt astt vinna satt jag förlora lite men nu kan jag stava igen hej jag tykcer inte att det kan bli bötttrreeeeeeee Bättre haahaahaaahhahaahahahaahh

[slarvsylta]

+ 3600 >FodddDPollllar!!!!!!

[Katt3n]

+ 3600 >FodddDPollllar!!!!!!

 

Nivå? Hh?

[slarvsylta]

Nivå? Hh?

 

1500 är från .25 50 resten är från 5-10 2500 deep table plussa 2 k på 5-10 för 2 dagar sen

[BruceBoa]

Har shippat över nu så det är lungt på den fronten!

[slarvsylta]

ska även nämnas att jag spela 15 händer på 10-20 deep 5knl plussa 300 satt mini hnra hahahahahahaahha

[slarvsylta]

Har shippat över nu så det är lungt på den fronten!

 

grymmt boa då kanske vi kan smmrbeta igen i framtiden igen!!!!!

[slarvsylta]

jahapp då var ma n stenad igen satt aaa lite läskigare upplevelse måste jag säga lite mer åt stukad hållet lite små psykos trams hehehe aja ska inte klaga för jag har gud på min sida hehehehehehehe