Hasse^Bra månad

[Haslo]

WOW vad jag springer dåligt i allt jag spelar just nu. När man inte får vinna med AA vs A6 aip och sen torskar ytteliggare 2 all ins mot samma kille hu så är hängsnaran nära. Aja får fortsätta grinda så vänder det nog nån gång under dagen.

[Haslo]

Såja, lirade 4 sngs till. Busta en med JT vs A6 på JT6 bräda. Busta en med JJ vs AT på 936 bräda och sen busta jag den tredje med nåt annat skit. Det går bra nu kompis det går bra nu.

 

Nu ska jag äta sen spela vidare. Ska spela tills jag rushat. Tar det 1 vecka så fine. Sover inte förrens alla äckliga horungar som drar ut slutar med det. Äckliga, mongolida turfittor är vad dom är. SKJUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT mig!

[simonlofberg]

Såja, lirade 4 sngs till. Busta en med JT vs A6 på JT6 bräda. Busta en med JJ vs AT på 936 bräda och sen busta jag den tredje med nåt annat skit. Det går bra nu kompis det går bra nu.

 

Nu ska jag äta sen spela vidare. Ska spela tills jag rushat. Tar det 1 vecka så fine. Sover inte förrens alla äckliga horungar som drar ut slutar med det. Äckliga, mongolida turfittor är vad dom är. SKJUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT mig!

 

Du kommer aldrig rusha

[Haslo]

Du kommer aldrig rusha

 

haha! Nej det lär inte hända. Jag va dock nyss nere på affären och inhandla en färdigrätt alá kyckling curry. Så när den är uppäten ska jag iaf försöka.

 

och bara för att världen hatar mig så bjuder jag på en "ny" suverän låt med världens bästa band Arctic Monkeys.

 

[Bluwajt]

Måste säga att disneylåtar är så sjukt bra. Sitter och lyssnar på det till grinden vilket gör att man får en gladhetskänsla i sig vilket gör att man spelar bättre.

 

+ massor

[Haslo]

har så fucked up dygnsrytm. Sover typ 3 timmarsskift nåra gånger då och då. Sen vet jag inte vad jag gör med den vakna tiden utan den bara tickar på. Såg iaf en bra film nyss. I love you man. Rekommenderas.

 

Idag ere årets etapp på Tour de france och den ska bli sjukt kul att se. Det jobbiga är att jag kommer va som mest trött den tiden den går men jag får försöka fixa det där.

[Haslo]

Hade inte tänk posta min graf för HU sngs men jag gör det ändå.

 

Det har som sagt gått helt ok. Jag började med HU på all time low i grafen. Och efter game 225 så hade jag sett Consp.. hu video på PC. Så den verkar ju ha gett lite resultat. Är inne i en lite dålig period just nu som ni ser men det vänder nog snart.

 

Detta är bara $5 sng och nån enstaka $2.

 

[Haslo]

Är så sjukligt run bad i allt som har med poker att göra.

Jag lyckas inte dra ut när jag får in det dåligt, EVER!

Jag vinner 1 av 4 flippar. Jag lyckas möta folk som spelar såhär och losar ändå. Jag blir 3outad i varannan all in situation. Japp så är det att vara mig.

 

 

PokerStars Game #30888232555: Tournament #182262800, $5.00+$0.25 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level I (10/20) - 2009/07/26 4:22:54 ET

Table '182262800 1' 2-max Seat #2 is the button

Seat 1: pitbull1964 (1160 in chips)

Seat 2: haslo1986 (1840 in chips)

haslo1986: posts small blind 10

pitbull1964: posts big blind 20

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to haslo1986

haslo1986: raises 40 to 60

pitbull1964: calls 40

*** FLOP ***

pitbull1964: bets 500

haslo1986: raises 1280 to 1780 and is all-in

pitbull1964: calls 600 and is all-in

Uncalled bet (680) returned to haslo1986

*** TURN ***

*** RIVER ***

*** SHOW DOWN ***

pitbull1964: shows (two pair, Sixes and Deuces)

haslo1986: shows (two pair, Sixes and Deuces - lower kicker)

pitbull1964 collected 2320 from pot

haslo1986 said, "wp"

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot 2320 | Rake 0

Board

Seat 1: pitbull1964 (big blind) showed and won (2320) with two pair, Sixes and Deuces

Seat 2: haslo1986 (button) (small blind) showed and lost with two pair, Sixes and Deuces

[Haslo]

vad sägs om denna då. Beskriver väl lite hur jag springer

 

PokerStars Game #30888350813: Tournament #182254099, $5.00+$0.25 Omaha Hi/Lo Pot Limit - Match Round I, Level I (5/10) - 2009/07/26 4:31:08 ET

Table '182254099 1' 2-max Seat #2 is the button

Seat 1: haslo1986 (1325 in chips)

Seat 2: ak_squirrel (1675 in chips)

ak_squirrel: posts small blind 5

haslo1986: posts big blind 10

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to haslo1986

ak_squirrel: raises 20 to 30

haslo1986: raises 60 to 90

ak_squirrel: calls 60

*** FLOP ***

haslo1986: bets 180

ak_squirrel: raises 540 to 720

haslo1986: raises 515 to 1235 and is all-in

ak_squirrel: calls 515

*** TURN ***

*** RIVER ***

*** SHOW DOWN ***

haslo1986: shows (HI: three of a kind, Tens)

ak_squirrel: shows (HI: a pair of Tens; LO: 7,5,3,2,A)

haslo1986 collected 1325 from pot

ak_squirrel collected 1325 from pot

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot 2650 | Rake 0

Board

Seat 1: haslo1986 (big blind) showed and won (1325) with HI: three of a kind, Tens

Seat 2: ak_squirrel (button) (small blind) showed and won (1325) with HI: a pair of Tens; LO: 7,5,3,2,A

[Haslo]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

 

PokerStars Game #30888461071: Tournament #182263408, $5.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2009/07/26 4:38:43 ET

Table '182263408 1' 9-max Seat #2 is the button

Seat 1: siegfried99 (1220 in chips)

Seat 2: badbob19919 (1880 in chips)

Seat 3: Fnisch (1860 in chips)

Seat 4: cris3210 (1090 in chips)

Seat 5: pegasus99 (1240 in chips)

Seat 6: marcomsh (1230 in chips)

Seat 7: MrPerfectHOF (1440 in chips) is sitting out

Seat 8: haslo1986 (1780 in chips)

Seat 9: cknsboy (1760 in chips)

Fnisch: posts small blind 10

cris3210: posts big blind 20

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to haslo1986

pegasus99: raises 200 to 220

marcomsh: folds

MrPerfectHOF: folds

haslo1986: calls 220

cknsboy: folds

siegfried99: folds

badbob19919: folds

Fnisch: folds

cris3210: folds

*** FLOP ***

pegasus99: bets 360

haslo1986: raises 1200 to 1560 and is all-in

pegasus99: calls 660 and is all-in

Uncalled bet (540) returned to haslo1986

*** TURN ***

*** RIVER ***

*** SHOW DOWN ***

pegasus99: shows (three of a kind, Kings)

haslo1986: shows (two pair, Aces and Kings)

pegasus99 collected 2510 from pot

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot 2510 | Rake 0

Board

Seat 1: siegfried99 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 2: badbob19919 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 3: Fnisch (small blind) folded before Flop

Seat 4: cris3210 (big blind) folded before Flop

Seat 5: pegasus99 showed and won (2510) with three of a kind, Kings

Seat 6: marcomsh folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 7: MrPerfectHOF folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 8: haslo1986 showed and lost with two pair, Aces and Kings

Seat 9: cknsboy folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[Haslo]

llll

[Haslo]

Såja 4 gånger irad nu. Fast denna i 2000 vs 1000 marker överläge. Haha börjar bli löjligt.

 

Edit: Så blev 3outad igen i samma sng nu.

[Haslo]

eeee jag måste va med i dolda kameran eller nåt. På flopp har jag hi och lo på turn har jag hi och lo på river halva low typ.

 

PokerStars Game #30889429448: Tournament #180538916, $5.00+$0.50 Omaha Hi/Lo Pot Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2009/07/26 5:41:30 ET

Table '180538916 2' 9-max Seat #9 is the button

Seat 1: salnval (550 in chips)

Seat 3: haslo1986 (2327 in chips)

Seat 4: coolhnddcowb (337 in chips)

Seat 5: dannyjj82 (1320 in chips)

Seat 6: Hemioza (1280 in chips)

Seat 7: iroske (1470 in chips)

Seat 8: ibet14 (4926 in chips)

Seat 9: IamtheJJK (1290 in chips)

salnval: posts small blind 10

haslo1986: posts big blind 20

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to haslo1986

coolhnddcowb: calls 20

dannyjj82: folds

Hemioza: folds

iroske: calls 20

ibet14: calls 20

IamtheJJK: folds

salnval: calls 10

dutchflush1 is connected

haslo1986: raises 100 to 120

coolhnddcowb: calls 100

iroske: calls 100

ibet14: calls 100

salnval: calls 100

*** FLOP ***

salnval: checks

haslo1986: bets 600

coolhnddcowb: folds

iroske: calls 600

ibet14: folds

salnval: calls 430 and is all-in

*** TURN ***

haslo1986: bets 1607 and is all-in

iroske: calls 750 and is all-in

Uncalled bet (857) returned to haslo1986

*** RIVER ***

*** SHOW DOWN ***

haslo1986: shows (HI: a straight, Ace to Five; LO: 5,4,3,2,A)

iroske: shows (HI: a flush, Ace high; LO: 5,4,3,2,A)

iroske collected 920 from side pot

haslo1986 collected 460 from side pot

iroske collected 460 from side pot

salnval: shows (HI: a straight, Deuce to Six; LO: 6,5,4,3,2)

iroske collected 945 from main pot

haslo1986 collected 473 from main pot

iroske collected 472 from main pot

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot 3730 Main pot 1890. Side pot 1840. | Rake 0

Board

Seat 1: salnval (small blind) showed and lost with HI: a straight, Deuce to Six; LO: 6,5,4,3,2

Seat 3: haslo1986 (big blind) showed and won (933) with HI: a straight, Ace to Five; LO: 5,4,3,2,A

Seat 4: coolhnddcowb folded on the Flop

Seat 5: dannyjj82 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 6: Hemioza folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 7: iroske showed and won (2797) with HI: a flush, Ace high; LO: 5,4,3,2,A

Seat 8: ibet14 folded on the Flop

Seat 9: IamtheJJK (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[Haslo]

PokerStars Game #30889566328: Tournament #180538916, $5.00+$0.50 Omaha Hi/Lo Pot Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2009/07/26 5:49:41 ET

Table '180538916 2' 9-max Seat #8 is the button

Seat 2: dutchflush1 (1365 in chips)

Seat 3: haslo1986 (1740 in chips)

Seat 4: coolhnddcowb (324 in chips)

Seat 5: dannyjj82 (1410 in chips)

Seat 6: Hemioza (1305 in chips)

Seat 7: iroske (2965 in chips)

Seat 8: ibet14 (4536 in chips)

Seat 9: IamtheJJK (1340 in chips)

IamtheJJK: posts small blind 15

dutchflush1: posts big blind 30

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to haslo1986

haslo1986: raises 30 to 60

coolhnddcowb: calls 60

dannyjj82: folds

Hemioza: calls 60

iroske: folds

Chiselfan is connected

ibet14: calls 60

IamtheJJK: calls 45

dutchflush1: calls 30

*** FLOP ***

IamtheJJK: checks

dutchflush1: checks

haslo1986: bets 210

coolhnddcowb: calls 210

Hemioza: folds

ibet14: raises 990 to 1200

IamtheJJK: folds

dutchflush1: raises 105 to 1305 and is all-in

haslo1986: raises 375 to 1680 and is all-in

coolhnddcowb: calls 54 and is all-in

ibet14: calls 480

*** TURN ***

*** RIVER ***

*** SHOW DOWN ***

haslo1986: shows (HI: a flush, Ace high; LO: 8,6,5,2,A)

ibet14: shows (HI: a straight, Five to Nine; LO: 6,5,3,2,A)

haslo1986 collected 375 from side pot-2

ibet14 collected 375 from side pot-2

dutchflush1: shows (HI: a flush, Ace high - Ten higher)

dutchflush1 collected 1562 from side pot-1

ibet14 collected 1561 from side pot-1

coolhnddcowb: shows (HI: a straight, Five to Nine)

dutchflush1 collected 708 from main pot

ibet14 collected 708 from main pot

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot 5289 Main pot 1416. Side pot-1 3123. Side pot-2 750. | Rake 0

Board

Seat 2: dutchflush1 (big blind) showed and won (2270) with HI: a flush, Ace high

Seat 3: haslo1986 showed and won (375) with HI: a flush, Ace high; LO: 8,6,5,2,A

Seat 4: coolhnddcowb showed and lost with HI: a straight, Five to Nine

Seat 5: dannyjj82 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 6: Hemioza folded on the Flop

Seat 7: iroske folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 8: ibet14 (button) showed and won (2644) with HI: a straight, Five to Nine; LO: 6,5,3,2,A

Seat 9: IamtheJJK (small blind) folded on the Flop

[Haslo]

jaadu vad säger man

 

PokerStars Game #30889893793: Tournament #180540043, $5.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2009/07/26 6:09:14 ET

Table '180540043 148' 9-max Seat #3 is the button

Seat 1: vukomanpula (7526 in chips)

Seat 2: mjunge (2525 in chips)

Seat 3: Glenneking (12410 in chips)

Seat 4: f4b3 (1300 in chips)

Seat 5: fierman950 (25244 in chips)

Seat 6: DjfLuShiE (2900 in chips)

Seat 7: haslo1986 (3660 in chips)

Seat 8: boreman (7796 in chips)

Seat 9: bowl00000000 (2850 in chips)

f4b3: posts small blind 50

fierman950: posts big blind 100

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to haslo1986

DjfLuShiE: folds

haslo1986: raises 175 to 275

boreman: calls 275

bowl00000000: folds

vukomanpula: folds

mjunge: calls 275

Glenneking: folds

f4b3: folds

fierman950: folds

*** FLOP ***

haslo1986: bets 400

boreman: calls 400

mjunge: raises 1850 to 2250 and is all-in

haslo1986: raises 1135 to 3385 and is all-in

boreman: calls 2985

*** TURN ***

*** RIVER ***

*** SHOW DOWN ***

haslo1986: shows (three of a kind, Aces)

boreman: shows (a full house, Aces full of Fives)

boreman collected 2270 from side pot

mjunge: shows (a full house, Sevens full of Aces)

boreman collected 7725 from main pot

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot 9995 Main pot 7725. Side pot 2270. | Rake 0

Board

Seat 1: vukomanpula folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 2: mjunge showed and lost with a full house, Sevens full of Aces

Seat 3: Glenneking (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 4: f4b3 (small blind) folded before Flop

Seat 5: fierman950 (big blind) folded before Flop

Seat 6: DjfLuShiE folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 7: haslo1986 showed and lost with three of a kind, Aces

Seat 8: boreman showed and won (9995) with a full house, Aces full of Fives

[Haslo]

Well now then Mardy Bum

I've seen your frown

And it's like looking down the barrel of a gun

And it goes off

And out come all these words

Oh there's a very pleasant side to you

A side I much prefer

It's one that laughs and jokes around

Remember cuddles in the kitchen

Yeah, to get things off the ground

And it was up, up and away

Oh, but it's right hard to remember

That on a day like today when you're all argumentative

And you've got the face on

 

Well now then Mardy Bum

Oh I'm in trouble again, aren't I

I thought as much

Cause you turned over there

Pulling that silent disappointment face

The one that I can't bear

 

Why can't we just laugh and joke around

Remember cuddles in the kitchen

Yeah, to get things off the ground

And it was up, up and away

Oh, but it's right hard to remember

That on a day like today when you're all argumentative

And you've got the face on

 

And yeah I'm sorry I was late

but I missed the train

And then the traffic was a state

And I can't be arsed to carry on in this debate

That reoccurs, oh when you say I don't care

but of course I do, yet I clearly do!

 

So laugh and joke around

Remember cuddles in the kitchen

Yeah, to get things off the ground

And it was up, up and away

Oh, but it's right hard to remember

That on a day like today when you're all argumentative

And you've got the face on

[peekka]

jaadu vad säger man

 

haslo1986: shows (three of a kind, Aces)

boreman: shows (a full house, Aces full of Fives)

boreman collected 2270 from side pot

mjunge: shows (a full house, Sevens full of Aces)

boreman collected 7725 from main pot

 

Shit happens...

[Haslo]

Shit happens...

 

Ja det gör ju det:roll:

 

[Haslo]

Var och såg Public enemies på bio precis. Bra film! Nu blir det lite grind trots att jag har bra dygnsrytm igen. Men eftersom jag ligger så mycket back för dagen finns det inge tid för sömn.

 

God jaktlycka önskar jag mig själv.

[Haslo]

Såja. Idag börjar jag städa ut lägenheten för imorn flyttas det. Min snälla mor kommer upp idag och hjälper mig så åker vi bil hem imorn. Lite lyx att ha en sån snäll mamma. Men fyfan va jobbigt det är att städa. Det kommer bli extra jobbigt sen när man kommer till alla skrymslen som man inte rört på 3 år. Back 2 städning. Tjohejs!

[Metaddict]

Väldigt sugen på Public Enemies! Inte kollat om den är ute i Thailand än men den ska ses å de snaraste iaf.

[Haslo]

Everyday it's a-gettin' closer

Goin' faster than a roller coaster

Love like yours will surely come my way

A-hey, a-hey-hey

Everyday it's a-gettin' faster

Everyone said, go ahead and her

A-hey, a-hey-hey

Everyday seems a little longer

Every way love's a little stronger

Come what may

Do you ever long for, true love from me

Everyday it's a-gettin' closer

Goin' faster than a roller coaster

Love like yours will surely come my way

A-hey, a-hey-hey

 

Everyday seems a little longer

Every way love's a little stronger

Come what may

Do you ever long for, true love from me

Everyday it's a-gettin' closer

Goin' faster than a roller coaster

Love like yours will surely come my way

A-hey, a-hey-hey

Love like yours will surely come my way

 

Har flyttat nu. Känns rätt ok trots att man bor i en lägenhet med sina systrar och mor utan plats. Det är iaf betydligt roligare att laga mat och jag har redan ställt till med två middagar. GG me!

[Haslo]

HAHAHAHA det är såååååååå sinnessjukt hur dåligt jag springer. Har losat 9 raka all ins just nu i sng och turrar. BLA med KJ på KT9 bräda mot J8 och K7 på K97 bräda 3vägs mot AA och T9. Sen 3 raka flippar HU osv. Rätt svårt att plussa då.

[Haslo]

wohoooooooo. Jag fick casha i en sng och jag fick dra ut. Let's start this partyYYY.

 

Det är förövrigt nice med sol igen. Och tro det eller ej, jag har solat 3 dagar irad nu.

[Haslo]

Jag har blivit rivrad kanske 6-7 gånger idag på bubblan och bustat för en betydande summa pengar. Så är mitt liv, så är poker för mig. Jag mår så sjukt dåligt av att det händer hela jävla tiden. Undra när Vindenska vända