En udda julhälsning via mail

[Esperit]

.. också den bästa jag fått.

 

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Dear friend and colleague,

 

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for

an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, nonaddictive

gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced

within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of

your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the

religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their

choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

 

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and

medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally

accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the

calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society

have helped make America great (not to imply that America is

necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in

the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color,

age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual preference of the

wishes.

 

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms: This

greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely

transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies

no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for

her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is

revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted

to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings

for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent

holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to

replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole

discretion of the wisher...

 

-- Disclaimer:No trees were harmed in the sending of this message, however,

a significant number of electrons were inconvenienced.

 

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information that may be Privileged, confidential or copyrighted under

applicable law. If you are not the intended recipient, you are hereby

formally notified that any use, copying or distribution of this

e-mail, in whole or in part, is strictly prohibited. Please notify the

sender by return e-mail and delete this e-mail from your system.

Unless explicitly

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does not constitute a contract offer, a contract amendment, or an

acceptance of a contract offer. This e-mail does not constitute a

consent to the use of sender's contact information for direct

marketing purposes or for transfers of data to third parties.

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Va, inga löften om 600 miljarder?