Freaky Wednesday
Phil Hellmuth's motormouth is gathering full speed, the Poker Brat now focusing his attentions on young Swede Ramzi Jelassi.
"You wanna shoot but you have no ammunition in your gun," Phil berates. "How can you shoot without ammunition?"
In the meantime, Jelassi just ignores him, and it's as if they have swapped bodies like in the film 'Freaky Friday' with Hellmuth possessing the mind of a player barely out of his teens and Jelassi the one nearing his fifties.
"Stand up, kid, and stick some bullets in your gun." he adds. "I'm running over the table here."
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Table Talk: The Hellmuth Chronicles, Vol. II
Phil Hellmuth has been needling Ramzi Jelassi for the past half hour. Apparently, Hellmuth felt that Jelassi's actions did not adhere to the traditional conduct that professionals employ at the tables.
"I admit when I make mistakes," said Hellmuth during his lecture. "I'm a man. A real man. You violated etiquette at least three times. Even Jesus said something about what you did."
After Jelassi lost a pot, Hellmuth continued his verbal diarrhea.
"If you want to shoot, son, you have to have bullets," explained Hellmuth as he made a shooting motion with his fingers. "Your gun is empty. You can't win without bullets."
Hellmuth failed to mention to Jelassi that the 11-time bracelet winner was bulletproof.