Joe Rogan on getting over relationsships:
Don't you got some other girls you can call? This is the planet of the apes son. Just let me give ya a little heads up.
You need to go to the gym and do some squats, you have to eat some meat and get your shit together son.
Get some strong game in your system, something that's been murdered, that's lived a free life, a wild life and then you shoot it with a fucking bow and arrow and then you take that thing and cut it up and eat it.
That's what you need to do. AND SQUATS. And carry logs uphills, that's what you need to do.