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3) Jag fick det här jobbet genom att lägga mig

Av: Jennifer Harman

Jag tyckte det var roligt jag. Vem har förresten suttit och lagt tid på "Bad Beat Magazine"? Snitsigt. Känns lite studentikost.

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Återuppliva tråden lite med en historia jag läste på ett annat forum i dag.

 

The universal powers play some poker....

 

Universal Poker

Order: Is each here? Does each have his opposite?

Chaos: I am here, but my opposite is you.

Order: Huh?

Evil: Don't let him bug ya'. We're here.

Truth: My opposite is not here.

Good: Is your opposite "Lies"?

Truth: My opposite is "Void". He couldn't make it.

Evil: : (snicker) Figures!

Order: Agh! How are we going to seat five! This table is made for six!

Evil: Just take out his chair and move over. Sheesh!

Good: I have the cards.

Evil: I've got the chips.

Truth: I have the beer.

Chaos: I have the cards!

Order: Shut up.

 

 

Order: Whose deal is it?

Evil: Do ya' gotta ask that EVERY time?

Truth: It is Good's deal.

Good: OK, five card draw...uh, everything is wild.

Evil: How can anyone win if everything is wild?

Good: No ONE can win, but we all can call ourselves winners if...

Order: I like this game.

Evil: This is pointless.

Truth: It is time to deal.

Good: Here we go! Your bet, Truth.

Truth: Five.

Order: Five and raise you five.

Evil: Don't you morons get it? It doesn't matter how much you bet!

Order: I like ten better.

Evil: : (sigh) Call.

Chaos: I fold.

Evil: YOU CAN'T LOSE!

Chaos: I still fold.

Good: OK, I'll call. How many, Truth?

Evil: What's the point in taking more cards?

Truth: I will keep the cards I have.

Order: I will take two.

Evil: Why?!?

Order: I didn't like those.

Evil: None for me.

Chaos: I'll take six.

Good: Sorry, you folded. Dealer keeps his. Bets?

Evil: Oh, just get this over with.

Order: But now we have to bet!

Evil: Any money you put in, you're just gonna get back!

Truth: I am in agreement with Evil. Let us show our cards.

Truth: I have five aces.

Order: I have five Ace of Spades.

Chaos: I have a three.

Good: Please be quiet. I also have five aces. We all win.

Evil: Hold it, bub. Six aces, read'em and weep.

Good: Where did you get that card?

Truth: He stole it from Chaos.

Evil: You know the rules, boys. The pot's mine.

Good: That was a stupid game.

Order: Whose deal is it?

Truth: The dealer progression is opposite the deal. Chaos deals.

Chaos: Whee!

all but Chaos: (groan)

Chaos: Eleven card stud-hold'em with threes, eights, jacks, and kings wild...fives count as fours, fours count as nines, and queens don't count unless there is a prime numbered spade showing...

Order: I fold...

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Komik på sitt lilla sätt.

 

Bilden är ju riggad, de lirar ju limit.

 

Lirar inte Limit så vet ej om jag tänker rätt:

 

Pre-flop så kan man satsa: 20$ (5$*4)

Flop: 20$ (5$*4)

Turn: 40 (10$*4]

River: 40 (10*4)

 

Vilket ger ett totalt värde på 120$ och för två spelare blir det 240$

 

Så det är ju inte helt omöjligt att ha en pott på 205$.

 

160$ lär ju ha kommit in på Turn + River då både borde ha Max-bettat.

 

Och på de Pre-Flop och Flop var väl 22 lite försiktigare

 

Ber om ursäkt om jag räknat fel ...

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