SHIP IT FOR GLOOOOORYYY (PuBuCl)

[Elitloppet]

Grattis clemp!

 

 

Kaffemannen tackade nej till Barcelona idag, så nu är vi 5 pers igen. Iiiingen som är sugen alls?

[DrClemetnz]

Sjukt omotiverad till att spela bra poker atm. Så har inte spelat suveränt precis. Det tillsammans med motriggen har gjort att jag tappat till lillback för månaden. Funderar på o pausa i nårra dagar osv. Slaska på svenskaspel kanske?

[Elitloppet]

Grrr, satte 1K på Berg som sista målskytt.

 

Idag?

[KallOödmjukDiva]

Önskar att det vore så.

[KallOödmjukDiva]

hahahah va?

varifrån osv?

DC

[KallOödmjukDiva]

Games:

NLHE OTHERS

 

Stakes:

High Stakes

 

 

Rate:

12000$ per hour

 

 

You never see Joe the pro play at the biggest games online because he considers those games too low.

 

Once upon a time in the land of poker Ivey, Lederer, Harmen and many other poker professionals combined their bankrolls to form “the Corporation” to play against Andy Beal. It’s been said that Andy Beal had to form his own “Corporation” to play Joe The Pro.

 

From January 2004 to the UGEA Joe the pro did not play any poker at all because he wanted people’s skill level to catch up with him before he entered the game again. During this time JTP played millions of virtual hands against himself in his mind, the only opponent he felt worthy. Needless to say, even he wasn’t a big enough challenge for himself.

 

JTP offers his unique coaching course titled “be like Joe.” It is a intense, tough love, course that ranges from $6k-$12k depending on who you are (ie, Phil Ivey or Howard Lederer). As an extra bonus Joe will also teach you how to maximize pelvic thrusts and hip swirls to get the highest possible EV from victory dances.

 

Quotes from previous students:

 

"I moved up from 5 cent/10 cent to 10 cent/25 cents in only 2 months of his training."-Joe’s mom

 

“We spent 4 hours discussing the strategy in choosing just my name. In the end we came up with something very unique and spectacular: mikethepro” -Mike

 

"Joe is meticulous and focuses on everything. We spent 6 hours alone on name selection. In the end we came up with a special name: kevinthepro" -Kevin

 

“I’ve doubled my BB/100 with JTP after he advised me to move down in stakes!” -Victor

[DrClemetnz]

Bra session. 30 min.

 

 

TEXAS_HOLDEM, NO_LIMIT, P4-98207924-231

played at "Caracas" for USD RM from 2009-06-11 14:51 until 2009-06-11 14:53

Seat 3: Hrakso ($399.15 in chips)

Seat 5: asdsghhrs ($590.10 in chips)

Seat 7: ruletrap ($600 in chips)

Seat 8: Beachjohan ($625.35 in chips)

Seat 9: RedKingSteph ($588 in chips)

ANTES/BLINDS

Beachjohan posts small blind ($3), RedKingSteph posts big blind ($6).

 

PRE-FLOP

Hrakso bets $18, asdsghhrs calls $18, ruletrap calls $18, Beachjohan folds, RedKingSteph calls $12.

 

FLOP [board cards: ,, ]

RedKingSteph checks, Hrakso checks, asdsghhrs checks, ruletrap bets $54, RedKingSteph folds, Hrakso calls $54, asdsghhrs bets $150, ruletrap bets $528 and is all-in, Hrakso folds, asdsghhrs calls $422.10 and is all-in.

 

TURN [board cards: ,,, ]

 

 

RIVER [board cards: ,,,, ]

 

 

SHOWDOWN

ruletrap shows [ , ]

asdsghhrs shows [ , ]

ruletrap wins $9.90, asdsghhrs wins $1,270.20.

 

 

 

TEXAS_HOLDEM, NO_LIMIT, P4-98206622-171

played at "New Bedford" for USD RM from 2009-06-11 14:28 until 2009-06-11 14:29

Seat 4: Gr1llMeister ($547 in chips)

Seat 6: I_PreferPorn ($410 in chips)

Seat 9: Primoeren ($551.30 in chips)

Seat 10: ruletrap ($400 in chips)

ANTES/BLINDS

Gr1llMeister posts small blind ($2), I_PreferPorn posts big blind ($4).

 

PRE-FLOP

Primoeren folds, ruletrap bets $14, Gr1llMeister bets $50, I_PreferPorn folds, ruletrap calls $38.

 

FLOP [board cards: ,, ]

Gr1llMeister bets $60, ruletrap calls $60.

 

TURN [board cards: ,,, ]

Gr1llMeister checks, ruletrap bets $95, Gr1llMeister bets $435 and is all-in, ruletrap calls $193 and is all-in.

 

RIVER [board cards: ,,,, ]

 

 

SHOWDOWN

Gr1llMeister shows [ , ]

ruletrap shows [ , ]

Gr1llMeister wins $147, Gr1llMeister wins $802.

 

 

 

TEXAS_HOLDEM, NO_LIMIT, P4-98211112-50

played at "Salto" for USD RM from 2009-06-11 14:54 until 2009-06-11 14:56

Seat 5: ULTAVIOLENT ($878.60 in chips)

Seat 6: bob_charlie1 ($589.85 in chips)

Seat 7: MixerMackan ($309.50 in chips)

Seat 8: mammut3 ($486 in chips)

Seat 9: ruletrap ($671 in chips)

ANTES/BLINDS

MixerMackan posts small blind ($2), mammut3 posts big blind ($4).

 

PRE-FLOP

ruletrap bets $14, ULTAVIOLENT folds, bob_charlie1 folds, MixerMackan calls $12, mammut3 bets $40, ruletrap calls $30, MixerMackan folds.

 

FLOP [board cards: ,, ]

mammut3 checks, ruletrap bets $60, mammut3 calls $60.

 

TURN [board cards: ,,, ]

mammut3 checks, ruletrap bets $140, mammut3 bets $382 and is all-in, ruletrap calls $242.

 

RIVER [board cards: ,,,, ]

 

 

SHOWDOWN

mammut3 shows [ , ]

ruletrap shows [ , ]

mammut3 wins $983.

[KallOödmjukDiva]

Djooooooooooooooobba Rooooooooobin

[KallOödmjukDiva]

När släpps första videon Mr-Poker-Campus-Instruktör-Puni?

[KallOödmjukDiva]

Kika lite.

 

 

OnGame, $5.00/10.00 No Limit Hold'em Cash Games, 5 Players

Hand Converter by Pokerhand.org

 

Board:

Erna113 (CO): $1,785.50

martyyy1 (Button): $2,396.65

BunnySuit (UTG): $1,365

jeanriguel (SB): $560.20

airhiII (BB): $1,010

 

Dealt to BunnySuit J:club: T:club:

 

Pre-flop:

(2 folds), BunnySuit raises to $35, jeanriguel calls $30, airhiII raises to $130, BunnySuit calls $105, jeanriguel raises to $525.20, (1 folds), BunnySuit calls $420.20

 

Flop: ($1,260.40) 7:spade: 9:club: T:spade: (2 Players)

 

Turn: ($1,260.40) 4:heart: (2 Players)

 

River: ($1,260.40) 8:spade: (2 Players)

 

Results:

BunnySuit Showed J:club: T:club:

jeanriguel Showed A:spade: A:heart:

BunnySuit wins $1,257.40

 

 

 

iPoker $5.00/10.00 No Limit Hold'em Cash Games, 5 Players

Hand Converter by Pokerhand.org

 

Board:

OVEROLLED (CO): $2,069.04

SteveButabi1337 (Button): $1,000

scratchgolf (SB): $791

RCPOD2 (BB): $1,035

Begeisterung60 (UTG): $679.72

 

Dealt to SteveButabi1337 Q:spade: K:club:

 

Pre-flop:

(2 folds), SteveButabi1337 raises to $35, scratchgolf calls $30, RCPOD2 raises to $140, SteveButabi1337 calls $115, scratchgolf raises to $756, (1 folds), SteveButabi1337 calls $641

 

Flop: ($1,582) J:club: 7:spade: J:diamond: (2 Players)

 

Turn: ($1,582) 4:club: (2 Players)

 

River: ($1,582) 2:club: (2 Players)

 

Results:

scratchgolf wins $1,729

scratchgolf Showed K:spade: K:heart:

[DrClemetnz]

Grattis på födelsedagen osv steve.

[Elitloppet]

Kika lite.

 

 

OnGame, $5.00/10.00 No Limit Hold'em Cash Games, 5 Players

Hand Converter by Pokerhand.org

 

Board:

Erna113 (CO): $1,785.50

martyyy1 (Button): $2,396.65

BunnySuit (UTG): $1,365

jeanriguel (SB): $560.20

airhiII (BB): $1,010

 

Dealt to BunnySuit J:club: T:club:

 

Pre-flop:

(2 folds), BunnySuit raises to $35, jeanriguel calls $30, airhiII raises to $130, BunnySuit calls $105, jeanriguel raises to $525.20, (1 folds), BunnySuit calls $420.20

 

Flop: ($1,260.40) 7:spade: 9:club: T:spade: (2 Players)

 

Turn: ($1,260.40) 4:heart: (2 Players)

 

River: ($1,260.40) 8:spade: (2 Players)

 

Results:

BunnySuit Showed J:club: T:club:

jeanriguel Showed A:spade: A:heart:

BunnySuit wins $1,257.40

 

 

 

iPoker $5.00/10.00 No Limit Hold'em Cash Games, 5 Players

Hand Converter by Pokerhand.org

 

Board:

OVEROLLED (CO): $2,069.04

SteveButabi1337 (Button): $1,000

scratchgolf (SB): $791

RCPOD2 (BB): $1,035

Begeisterung60 (UTG): $679.72

 

Dealt to SteveButabi1337 Q:spade: K:club:

 

Pre-flop:

(2 folds), SteveButabi1337 raises to $35, scratchgolf calls $30, RCPOD2 raises to $140, SteveButabi1337 calls $115, scratchgolf raises to $756, (1 folds), SteveButabi1337 calls $641

 

Flop: ($1,582) J:club: 7:spade: J:diamond: (2 Players)

 

Turn: ($1,582) 4:club: (2 Players)

 

River: ($1,582) 2:club: (2 Players)

 

Results:

scratchgolf wins $1,729

scratchgolf Showed K:spade: K:heart:

 

"Jag synar inte 3-bet"

 

//SteveButabi

[DrClemetnz]

Vad fan sysslar OnGame med?

[KallOödmjukDiva]

"Jag synar inte 3-bet"//SteveButabi

Djo jag har omprövat den teorin lite granna. Går i samma hand som mina mini4b.

 

Grattis på födelsedagen osv steve.

Djo man tackar.

[KallOödmjukDiva]

Blev lite besviken på din första släppta video Puni.

 

 

 

 

Är det ens du som hostar i videon?

[Elitloppet]

Blev lite besviken på din första släppta video Puni.

 

 

 

 

Är det ens du som hostar i videon?

 

 

Dja, var inte direkt tänkt att den skulle släppas : )

 

Haha ja, det är jag Manligt va?

[Metaddict]

Nu blir man ju nästan sugen på att signa. Värt varenda öre att höra Puni berätta pingisanekdoter...

[Elitloppet]

Nu blir man ju nästan sugen på att signa. Värt varenda öre att höra Puni berätta pingisanekdoter...

 

Ja ett par JO-stories kan man givetvis räkna med

[KallOödmjukDiva]

Vid ev. stavfel på lagtröjor kontakta inte mig.

[DrClemetnz]

Vid ev. stavfel på lagtröjor kontakta inte mig.

 

Shipt it.

[KallOödmjukDiva]

Dags för byte av DB namn kanske?

 

 

Hoppas d e ok att jag stal din signatur GWM8.

[Elitloppet]

Dags för byte av DB namn kanske?

 

 

 

Hur fel har du stavat egentligen ? : )

[KallOödmjukDiva]

Tröjorna blev tyvärr inge vidare gällande tryck. Ögnade igenom dem lite nogrannare igår. Trycket på bröstet är lite felplacerat, dollarmärket på axeln är fortfarande kvar samt ett irreterande litet t efter Ship, Shipt It. Men kepsarna, oyayay. Mkt bra. Får ta en diskussion om framtida beställningar.

 

 

 

iPoker, $5.00/10.00 No Limit Hold'em Cash Games, 6 Players

Hand Converter by Pokerhand.org

 

Board:

dxx777 (UTG): $1,000

TheCooler13 (CO): $413.50

SteveButabi1337 (Button): $1,286

Oktoberfest4ever (SB): $1,354.50

intergamble (BB): $1,859

RCPOD2 (UTG+1): $985

 

Dealt to SteveButabi1337 8:diamond: Q:diamond:

 

Pre-flop:

(1 folds), dxx777 raises to $35, (1 folds), SteveButabi1337 raises to $105, (2 folds), dxx777 calls $70

 

Flop: ($190) T:spade: 6:diamond: 4:spade: (2 Players)

dxx777 checks, SteveButabi1337 checks

 

Turn: ($190) 9:spade: (2 Players)

dxx777 bets $155, SteveButabi1337 calls $155

 

River: ($500) 2:diamond: (2 Players)

dxx777 checks, SteveButabi1337 bets $350, dxx777 calls $350

 

Results:

dxx777 wins $1,232

dxx777 Showed A:diamond: K:diamond:

 

 

*Mkt manligt host btw Puni. Stolt över dig.

 

*Hur fan kan Zkrutt sitta med 40k på 25/50. En dag Zkrutt en dag.

[skaz]

Tröjorna blev tyvärr inge vidare gällande tryck. Ögnade igenom dem lite nogrannare igår. Trycket på bröstet är lite felplacerat, dollarmärket på axeln är fortfarande kvar samt ett irreterande litet t efter Ship, Shipt It. Men kepsarna, oyayay. Mkt bra. Får ta en diskussion om framtida beställningar.

 

bilder!

[Elitloppet]

Mkt bra beställning Butabi! ; )

 

 

Microgaming, $5.00/10.00 Hold'em Cash Games, 3 Players

Hand Converter by Pokerhand.org

 

Board:

mustafaweewee (SB): $1,261

HERO (BB): $1,123

B0bbyLight (Button): $1,000

 

Dealt to HERO 9:spade: J:spade:

 

Pre-flop:

(1 folds), mustafaweewee raises to $25, HERO calls $20

 

Flop: ($60) 3:heart: 2:heart: Q:heart: (2 Players)

mustafaweewee checks, HERO bets $45, mustafaweewee calls $45

 

Turn: ($150) 7:heart: (2 Players)

mustafaweewee checks, HERO bets $120, mustafaweewee raises to $300, HERO calls $180

 

River: ($630) T:spade: (2 Players)

mustafaweewee checks, HERO bets $510, (1 folds)

 

Results:

HERO Showed 9:spade: J:spade:

HERO wins $1,258

 

 

 

Microgaming, $5.00/10.00 Hold'em Cash Games, 6 Players

Hand Converter by Pokerhand.org

 

Board:

scratchgolf (SB): $990

RizoTheRat (BB): $1,492

dac45588 (UTG): $980

HERO (UTG+1): $1,059

nlma (CO): $365.50

B0bbyLight (Button): $1,035

 

Dealt to HERO 9:heart: T:heart:

 

Pre-flop:

(1 folds), HERO raises to $35, (1 folds), B0bbyLight calls $35, (2 folds)

 

Flop: ($85) 9:club: 3:diamond: 4:club: (2 Players)

HERO bets $60, B0bbyLight calls $60

 

Turn: ($205) 7:diamond: (2 Players)

HERO bets $180, B0bbyLight calls $180

 

River: ($565) 6:spade: (2 Players)

HERO checks, B0bbyLight bets $420, HERO calls $420

 

Results:

B0bbyLight Showed T:club: 7:club:

HERO Showed 9:heart: T:heart:

HERO wins $1,402

 

 

 

Microgaming, $5.00/10.00 Hold'em Cash Games, 5 Players

Hand Converter by Pokerhand.org

 

Board:

scratchgolf (SB): $1,023.50

RizoTheRat (BB): $981.75

dac45588 (UTG): $1,108

HERO (CO): $1,885

JohnnySuckout (Button): $1,096

 

Dealt to HERO A:club: J:club:

 

Pre-flop:

(1 folds), HERO raises to $30, JohnnySuckout raises to $110, (2 folds), HERO calls $80

 

Flop: ($235) K:heart: J:spade: Q:club: (2 Players)

HERO checks, JohnnySuckout bets $145, HERO calls $145

 

Turn: ($525) 4:club: (2 Players)

HERO checks, JohnnySuckout bets $305, HERO calls $305

 

River: ($1,135) 7:spade: (2 Players)

HERO checks, JohnnySuckout bets $536, (1 folds)

 

Results:

JohnnySuckout wins $1,668