Bästa filmreplikerna!

[Disturbed1]

Såg det fanns en tråd med sämsta, så varför inte köra en med dom bästa?

 

Fire away!

 

[Disturbed1]

Såg det fanns en tråd med sämsta, så varför inte köra en med dom bästa?

 

Fire away!

 

[Albert]

Från tidernas bästa film.

 

JULES

 

There's a passage I got memorized,

seems appropriate for this

situation: Ezekiel 25:17. "The path

of the righteous man is beset on

all sides by the inequities of the

selfish and the tyranny of evil

men. Blessed is he who, in the

name of charity and good will,

shepherds the weak through the

valley of darkness, for he is truly

his brother's keeper and the finder

of lost children. And I will

strike down upon thee with great

vengeance and furious anger those

who attempt to poison and destroy

my brothers. And you will know my

name is the Lord when I lay my

vengeance upon you."

 

Tycker även att det gär introt till American Beauty är fint:

 

My name is Lester Burnham. This is my street. This is my neighborhood. This is my life. I am 42 years old. In less than a year, I will be dead. Of course, I don't know that yet, and in a way, I'm dead already. Look at me, jerking off in the shower. This will be the highlight of my day. It's all downhill from here. That's my wife Carolyn. See the way the handle on those pruning shears match her gardening clogs? That's not an accident. That's our neighbor, Jim, and that's his lover, Jim. Man, Iget exhausted just watching her. She wasn't always like this. She used to be happy. We used to be happy. My daughter, Jane. Only child. Janie's a pretty typical teenager: angry, insecure, confused. I wish I could tell her that's all going to pass...but I don't want to lie to her. Both my wife and daughter think I'm this gigantic loser. And in a way, they're right. I have lost something. I'm not exactly sure what, but I know I didn't always feel this...sedated. But you know what? It's never too late to get it back.

[Albert]

Från tidernas bästa film.

 

JULES

 

There's a passage I got memorized,

seems appropriate for this

situation: Ezekiel 25:17. "The path

of the righteous man is beset on

all sides by the inequities of the

selfish and the tyranny of evil

men. Blessed is he who, in the

name of charity and good will,

shepherds the weak through the

valley of darkness, for he is truly

his brother's keeper and the finder

of lost children. And I will

strike down upon thee with great

vengeance and furious anger those

who attempt to poison and destroy

my brothers. And you will know my

name is the Lord when I lay my

vengeance upon you."

 

Tycker även att det gär introt till American Beauty är fint:

 

My name is Lester Burnham. This is my street. This is my neighborhood. This is my life. I am 42 years old. In less than a year, I will be dead. Of course, I don't know that yet, and in a way, I'm dead already. Look at me, jerking off in the shower. This will be the highlight of my day. It's all downhill from here. That's my wife Carolyn. See the way the handle on those pruning shears match her gardening clogs? That's not an accident. That's our neighbor, Jim, and that's his lover, Jim. Man, Iget exhausted just watching her. She wasn't always like this. She used to be happy. We used to be happy. My daughter, Jane. Only child. Janie's a pretty typical teenager: angry, insecure, confused. I wish I could tell her that's all going to pass...but I don't want to lie to her. Both my wife and daughter think I'm this gigantic loser. And in a way, they're right. I have lost something. I'm not exactly sure what, but I know I didn't always feel this...sedated. But you know what? It's never too late to get it back.

[Hightower]

Kan inte annat än hålla med Albert. Pulp Fiction is the shit.

[Hightower]

Kan inte annat än hålla med Albert. Pulp Fiction is the shit.

[APC]

Ogifta par.

 

Lena Endre

"Hur ska jag vara för att tillfredställa dig?"

(reservation för små fel vid frågan)

 

Peter Dalle

"Vad sägs om kåt glad och tacksam!"

[APC]

Ogifta par.

 

Lena Endre

"Hur ska jag vara för att tillfredställa dig?"

(reservation för små fel vid frågan)

 

Peter Dalle

"Vad sägs om kåt glad och tacksam!"

[Disturbed1]

Denna gillar jag:

 

- Man, I had a finger up my asshole tonight

- Is it friday already?

[Disturbed1]

Denna gillar jag:

 

- Man, I had a finger up my asshole tonight

- Is it friday already?

[kfluffie]

"Im your father Luke"

"Lord Vader, arise"

(Finns egentligen inte med i filmen (två skillda delar i filmen) men i trailern säger de så och det är Groovy!)

[kfluffie]

"Im your father Luke"

"Lord Vader, arise"

(Finns egentligen inte med i filmen (två skillda delar i filmen) men i trailern säger de så och det är Groovy!)

[Goatse]

Drago: If he dies, he dies.

 

Drago: I must break you.

[Kalfir]

Några klassiker:

"Go ahead, make my day"

 

"You've got to ask your self one question, do I feel lucky today ?"

"Well, do you, punk !"

 

"Frankly my dear. I don`t give a damn!"

 

"I dare you, I fucking double dare you" (Pulp igen, kunde inte låta bli)

 

"Mrs. Nordberg, I think we can save your husbands arm. Where would you like it sent?" (Nakna Pistolen)

 

[Bein]

- MAN, your yust broke your ferrari!!!

- Its wasent mine, this neither.

Och så snor han snubbens MC,(han som säger den första repliken)

 

nåt sånt, inte exakt

 

The rock

[kfluffie]

- MAN, your yust broke your ferrari!!!

- Its wasent mine, this neither.

Och så snor han snubbens MC,(han som säger den första repliken)

 

nåt sånt, inte exakt

 

The rock

 

MOTORCYCLE KID

You just fucked up your Ferrari, man.

 

 

GOODSPEED

It's not mine.

 

MOTORCYCLE KID

Way cool.

(smiles)

 

GOODSPEED

Neither is this.

 

Jäkligt skön kommentar!!

(Oerhört bra film också för den delen!)

 

MVH

//KF

[Bein]

Fan min citering var ju inte ens nära

[Duncan_Edwards]

Gregory: "I'm Brian, and so's my wife!"

(Life of Brian)

 

Oedipus: "Give to Oedipus, Give to Oedipus! Hey Josephus!"

Josephus: "Hey Motherfucker!"

(History of the World: Part 1, en film som även innehåller klassikern: "It's good to be the king")

 

/DE

[StarfiGhtr]

Några klassiker:

 

"You've got to ask your self one question, do I feel lucky today ?"

"Well, do you, punk !"

 

Vilken film är det?, jag har det på tungan.

[Goatse]

Evil dead III!

 

[in a passionate moment of romance]

Ash: Gimme some sugar, baby.

 

[last lines]

Ash: [voiceover] Sure, I could have stayed in the past. I could have even been king. But in my own way, I *am* king.

[Ash grabs girl close]

Ash: Hail to the king, baby.

[Ash kisses the girl]

 

Ash: Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

 

Ash: Lady, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the store.

Possessed woman: Who the hell are you?

Ash: Name's Ash.

[cocks rifle]

Ash: Housewares.

[Donner]

Några klassiker:

 

"You've got to ask your self one question, do I feel lucky today ?"

"Well, do you, punk !"

 

Vilken film är det?, jag har det på tungan.

 

En riktig Clintan-klassiker. Ringer det några klockor?

[hnat]

Ogifta par.

 

Lena Endre

"Hur ska jag vara för att tillfredställa dig?"

(reservation för små fel vid frågan)

 

Peter Dalle

"Vad sägs om kåt glad och tacksam!"

 

Är inte det här från Yrrol? Från samma scen som "Man kan ju göra så, men det är ju inte rätt".

 

F.ö är den rätt skön och används friskt i många sammanhang i min bekantskapskrets. Används kanske som substitut för "Hur mår du egentligen?"

[APC]

Ogifta par.

 

Lena Endre

"Hur ska jag vara för att tillfredställa dig?"

(reservation för små fel vid frågan)

 

Peter Dalle

"Vad sägs om kåt glad och tacksam!"

 

Är inte det här från Yrrol? Från samma scen som "Man kan ju göra så, men det är ju inte rätt".

 

F.ö är den rätt skön och används friskt i många sammanhang i min bekantskapskrets. Används kanske som substitut för "Hur mår du egentligen?"

I så fall används den i två filmer för den existerat i ogifta par oxå.

[APC]

En bra rackare från The Breakfast Club:

 

Andrew: All right, what about your family?

 

Bender: Oh mine? Its real easy. Stupid worthless no good goddamn free loadin' son of a bitch retarded big mouth know it all asshole jerk! You forgot ugly lazy and disrespectful- shut up bitch! Go fix me a turkey pot pie! What about you dad? Fuck you. No, dad, what about you? Fuck you. No dad what about you?! Fuck you!

Brian: Is that for real?

Bender: Want to come over sometime?

[Donner]

Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself.

 

Choose your future.

 

Choose life.