Hakflem

Så kan det gå. Man kan ju tyvärr inte göra mer än att spela så bra som möjligt. Hade helt glömt bort att morsan skulle komma på besök idag så jag fick faktiskt en hel timmes sömn innan hon ringde på. Känner mig lite lätt zombiefierad nu och återgår till sängen omedelbums. Ikväll blir det garanterat inte mycket spel, men däremot eventuellt ett par arga samtal till Canal Plus pga att de ej sänder Pittsburgh - Carolina. Jag faxar ett wienerbröd till den som kan fixa en lysande stream.

Ut som 66a strax efter med ATs vs KK. Jäkla bajs alltså, miljonerna får tydligen vänta. Fick $3625 i alla fall, inte helt världelöst.

Tackarrrrr Full Tilt Poker Game #12288113092: FTOPS Main Event (84235131), Table 364 - 8000/16000 Ante 2000 - No Limit Hold'em - 3:34:13 ET - 2009/05/18 Seat 1: RonFezBuddy (554,420) Seat 2: villus (512,261) Seat 3: Adonis3 (431,209) Seat 4: JustARoper (207,580) Seat 5: Blazed3x1 (263,120) Seat 6: Hakflem (382,430) Seat 7: azzabentonaces (913,638) Seat 8: Poke The Monkey (474,252) Seat 9: Mead1978 (530,484) RonFezBuddy antes 2,000 villus antes 2,000 Adonis3 antes 2,000 JustARoper antes 2,000 Blazed3x1 antes 2,000 Hakflem antes 2,000 azzabentonaces antes 2,000 Poke The Monkey antes 2,000 Mead1978 antes 2,000 villus posts the small blind of 8,000 Adonis3 posts the big blind of 16,000 The button is in seat #1 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to Hakflem JustARoper folds Blazed3x1 raises to 261,120, and is all in Hakflem raises to 380,430, and is all in azzabentonaces folds Poke The Monkey folds Mead1978 folds RonFezBuddy folds villus folds Adonis3 folds Hakflem shows Blazed3x1 shows Uncalled bet of 119,310 returned to Hakflem *** FLOP *** *** TURN *** *** RIVER *** Hakflem shows two pair, Queens and Jacks Blazed3x1 shows a full house, Tens full of Jacks Blazed3x1 wins the pot (564,240) with a full house, Tens full of Jacks *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 564,240 | Rake 0 Board: Seat 1: RonFezBuddy (button) folded before the Flop Seat 2: villus (small blind) folded before the Flop Seat 3: Adonis3 (big blind) folded before the Flop Seat 4: JustARoper folded before the Flop Seat 5: Blazed3x1 showed and won (564,240) with a full house, Tens full of Jacks Seat 6: Hakflem showed and lost with two pair, Queens and Jacks Seat 7: azzabentonaces folded before the Flop Seat 8: Poke The Monkey folded before the Flop Seat 9: Mead1978 folded before the Flop

Semiviktig flip imo. Ligger 28/90 nu. Börjar bli spännande. Full Tilt Poker Game #12287849580: FTOPS Main Event (84235131), Table 387 - 5000/10000 Ante 1000 - No Limit Hold'em - 3:02:58 ET - 2009/05/18 Seat 1: JustARoper (344,783) Seat 2: Hakflem (183,993) Seat 3: HhCMotU23 (885,039) Seat 4: menacex2 (355,423) Seat 5: donnie bulge (326,460) Seat 6: wronglyaccused1 (467,168) Seat 7: Leviathan101 (222,078) Seat 9: iDubDeuce (159,491) JustARoper antes 1,000 Hakflem antes 1,000 HhCMotU23 antes 1,000 menacex2 antes 1,000 donnie bulge antes 1,000 wronglyaccused1 antes 1,000 Leviathan101 antes 1,000 iDubDeuce antes 1,000 HhCMotU23 posts the small blind of 5,000 menacex2 posts the big blind of 10,000 The button is in seat #2 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to Hakflem donnie bulge folds wronglyaccused1 folds Leviathan101 folds iDubDeuce has 15 seconds left to act iDubDeuce raises to 24,000 TK420 US sits down TK420 US adds 262,766 JustARoper calls 24,000 Hakflem raises to 182,993, and is all in HhCMotU23 folds menacex2 folds iDubDeuce folds JustARoper has 15 seconds left to act JustARoper calls 158,993 Hakflem shows JustARoper shows *** FLOP *** *** TURN *** *** RIVER *** Hakflem shows two pair, Kings and Sevens JustARoper shows two pair, Tens and Sevens Hakflem wins the pot (412,986) with two pair, Kings and Sevens *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 412,986 | Rake 0 Board: Seat 1: JustARoper showed and lost with two pair, Tens and Sevens Seat 2: Hakflem (button) showed and won (412,986) with two pair, Kings and Sevens Seat 3: HhCMotU23 (small blind) folded before the Flop Seat 4: menacex2 (big blind) folded before the Flop Seat 5: donnie bulge folded before the Flop Seat 6: wronglyaccused1 folded before the Flop Seat 7: Leviathan101 folded before the Flop Seat 9: iDubDeuce folded before the Flop

Gud så trevligt Full Tilt Poker Game #12286613806: FTOPS Main Event (84235131), Table 142 - 1700/3400 Ante 400 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:08:49 ET - 2009/05/18 Seat 1: klugman (86,647) Seat 2: Hakflem (188,018) Seat 3: cbam (81,076) Seat 4: kalamitsis (148,929) Seat 5: Invisible Ink (162,094) Seat 6: MrGrazy01 (141,426), is sitting out Seat 7: Dexter265 (178,892) Seat 8: HighwayChileee (107,345) Seat 9: sprstoner (166,254) klugman antes 400 Hakflem antes 400 cbam antes 400 kalamitsis antes 400 Invisible Ink antes 400 MrGrazy01 antes 400 Dexter265 antes 400 HighwayChileee antes 400 sprstoner antes 400 Hakflem posts the small blind of 1,700 cbam posts the big blind of 3,400 The button is in seat #1 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to Hakflem kalamitsis folds Invisible Ink has 15 seconds left to act Invisible Ink folds MrGrazy01 folds Dexter265 folds HighwayChileee folds sprstoner folds klugman folds Hakflem raises to 8,300 cbam calls 4,900 *** FLOP *** Hakflem has 15 seconds left to act Hakflem bets 12,500 cbam has 15 seconds left to act cbam raises to 25,000 Hakflem raises to 179,318, and is all in cbam has 15 seconds left to act cbam has requested TIME cbam calls 47,376, and is all in Hakflem shows cbam shows Uncalled bet of 106,942 returned to Hakflem *** TURN *** *** RIVER *** Hakflem shows two pair, Eights and Sixes cbam shows a pair of Nines Hakflem wins the pot (164,952) with two pair, Eights and Sixes *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 164,952 | Rake 0 Board: Seat 1: klugman (button) folded before the Flop Seat 2: Hakflem (small blind) showed and won (164,952) with two pair, Eights and Sixes Seat 3: cbam (big blind) showed and lost with a pair of Nines Seat 4: kalamitsis folded before the Flop Seat 5: Invisible Ink folded before the Flop Seat 6: MrGrazy01 folded before the Flop Seat 7: Dexter265 folded before the Flop Seat 8: HighwayChileee folded before the Flop Seat 9: sprstoner folded before the Flop

Nånting har onekligen hänt med motriggen. I normala fall åker jag 11 ggr av 10 på en sån här på bubblan: Full Tilt Poker Game #12284952270: FTOPS Main Event (84235131), Table 398 - 800/1600 Ante 200 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:20:57 ET - 2009/05/17 Seat 1: RonFezBuddy (31,820) Seat 2: King Lombardo (102,472) Seat 3: pcketchange (79,370) Seat 4: dschimmi (82,864) Seat 5: Luna et Stella5 (45,638) Seat 6: Hakflem (20,213) Seat 7: IWEARGOGGLES (37,356) Seat 8: TheProtege3 (8,738) Seat 9: murleys (31,383) RonFezBuddy antes 200 King Lombardo antes 200 pcketchange antes 200 dschimmi antes 200 Luna et Stella5 antes 200 Hakflem antes 200 IWEARGOGGLES antes 200 TheProtege3 antes 200 murleys antes 200 pcketchange posts the small blind of 800 dschimmi posts the big blind of 1,600 The button is in seat #2 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to Hakflem Luna et Stella5 folds Hakflem raises to 20,013, and is all in IWEARGOGGLES folds TheProtege3 folds murleys folds RonFezBuddy folds King Lombardo folds pcketchange has 15 seconds left to act pcketchange folds dschimmi calls 18,413 Hakflem shows dschimmi shows *** FLOP *** *** TURN *** *** RIVER *** Hakflem shows a full house, Queens full of Threes dschimmi shows a pair of Threes Hakflem wins the pot (42,626) with a full house, Queens full of Threes *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 42,626 | Rake 0 Board: Seat 1: RonFezBuddy folded before the Flop Seat 2: King Lombardo (button) folded before the Flop Seat 3: pcketchange (small blind) folded before the Flop Seat 4: dschimmi (big blind) showed and lost with a pair of Threes Seat 5: Luna et Stella5 folded before the Flop Seat 6: Hakflem showed and won (42,626) with a full house, Queens full of Threes Seat 7: IWEARGOGGLES folded before the Flop Seat 8: TheProtege3 folded before the Flop Seat 9: murleys folded before the Flop ITM nu så nu kör vi mot 430K

Grattis!

Rullar på bra i FTOPS ME. Notera sheriffslinjen med AK Full Tilt Poker Game #12282937682: FTOPS Main Event (84235131), Table 533 - 200/400 Ante 50 - No Limit Hold'em - 21:29:30 ET - 2009/05/17 Seat 1: athilla (28,889) Seat 2: gemul (16,691) Seat 3: Check Razor 1 (12,409) Seat 4: FR3DY (24,397) Seat 5: JonnyMalc (23,666) Seat 6: Hakflem (29,230) Seat 7: rdcrsn (12,370) Seat 8: Mascom (24,460) Seat 9: zman2224 (18,962) athilla antes 50 gemul antes 50 Check Razor 1 antes 50 FR3DY antes 50 JonnyMalc antes 50 Hakflem antes 50 rdcrsn antes 50 Mascom antes 50 zman2224 antes 50 FR3DY posts the small blind of 200 JonnyMalc posts the big blind of 400 The button is in seat #3 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to Hakflem Hakflem raises to 1,100 rdcrsn folds Mascom folds zman2224 folds athilla folds gemul calls 1,100 Check Razor 1 folds FR3DY folds JonnyMalc folds *** FLOP *** Hakflem checks gemul checks *** TURN *** Hakflem checks gemul has 15 seconds left to act gemul bets 2,400 Hakflem calls 2,400 *** RIVER *** Hakflem checks gemul has 15 seconds left to act gemul bets 13,141, and is all in Hakflem calls 13,141 *** SHOW DOWN *** gemul shows Ace King high Hakflem shows a pair of Aces Hakflem wins the pot (34,332) with a pair of Aces *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 34,332 | Rake 0 Board: Seat 1: athilla folded before the Flop Seat 2: gemul showed and lost with Ace King high Seat 3: Check Razor 1 (button) folded before the Flop Seat 4: FR3DY (small blind) folded before the Flop Seat 5: JonnyMalc (big blind) folded before the Flop Seat 6: Hakflem showed and won (34,332) with a pair of Aces Seat 7: rdcrsn folded before the Flop Seat 8: Mascom folded before the Flop Seat 9: zman2224 folded before the Flop Ligger 57/1875 nu, har avg i miniFtops

Good fight! Det går bra nu

One time imo PokerStars Game #28315505083: Tournament #162034090, $30+$3 Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2009/05/18 0:59:26 CET [2009/05/17 18:59:26 ET] Table '162034090 20' 6-max Seat #6 is the button Seat 1: yammies (4343 in chips) Seat 2: Wally Chasso (2470 in chips) Seat 3: jclan5 (2490 in chips) Seat 4: EnoBaLL (6580 in chips) Seat 6: Hakflem (7997 in chips) yammies: posts small blind 25 Wally Chasso: posts big blind 50 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to Hakflem jclan5: raises 100 to 150 EnoBaLL: raises 400 to 550 Hakflem: raises 1550 to 2100 yammies: folds Wally Chasso: folds jclan5: raises 390 to 2490 and is all-in EnoBaLL: raises 4090 to 6580 and is all-in Hakflem: calls 4480 *** FLOP *** *** TURN *** *** RIVER *** *** SHOW DOWN *** EnoBaLL: shows (a pair of Jacks) Hakflem: shows (a flush, Ace high) Hakflem collected 8180 from side pot jclan5: shows (a pair of Aces) Hakflem collected 7545 from main pot EnoBaLL re-buys and receives 3000 chips for $60.00 *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 15725 Main pot 7545. Side pot 8180. | Rake 0 Board Seat 1: yammies (small blind) folded before Flop Seat 2: Wally Chasso (big blind) folded before Flop Seat 3: jclan5 showed and lost with a pair of Aces Seat 4: EnoBaLL showed and lost with a pair of Jacks Seat 6: Hakflem (button) showed and won (15725) with a flush, Ace high

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För andra veckan i rad åkte jag ut extremt tidigt ur Million med KK. Fick obv in det på mardrömsfloppen QJT i en trebettad pott och hoppades i alla fall på 10 outs men Fi hade såklart AK. Har dock satellitat riktigt bra idag och freerollade nästan Million och även FTOPS ME. Dessutom vann jag supersat och sat på Ipoker och kvalade på så vis in till ECOOP ME ($1500) för endast $62. Dagens största klonk var dock att jag lyckades boka en New York-resa till mig och två polare för 2500 kr/biljetten. Vi sticker 13 juni, heja! Nu liras det FTOPS, Mini, en $50 FO på Ongame samt en $30 Rebuy på Stars. Fyra bord får räcka känner jag.

Ja exakt. Hatar folk som snor min dyrbara tid.

Hihi, nu bubblade en av fuskarna i alla fall. Och jag vann två av två satelliter. Very nice.

. Nåväl, en solklar collusionhand på en FTOPS ME-satellit. Precis på bubblan mellan två österrikare. Ska man rapportera sånt här? Full Tilt Poker Game #12270367021: Satellite to FTOPS Main Event (88005466), Table 1 - 500/1000 Ante 125 - No Limit Hold'em - 10:25:29 ET - 2009/05/17 Seat 1: NIKOLAJ73 (8,510) Seat 2: Skossa (7,775) Seat 4: Hakflem (8,060) Seat 5: CoaieMari (4,435) Seat 6: schnuckl (1,345) Seat 8: jennifer4win (5,440) Seat 9: rETTESTHLM (14,120) NIKOLAJ73 antes 125 Skossa antes 125 Hakflem antes 125 CoaieMari antes 125 schnuckl antes 125 jennifer4win antes 125 rETTESTHLM antes 125 schnuckl posts the small blind of 500 jennifer4win posts the big blind of 1,000 The button is in seat #5 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to Hakflem rETTESTHLM folds NIKOLAJ73 folds Skossa folds Hakflem folds CoaieMari has 15 seconds left to act CoaieMari folds schnuckl raises to 1,220, and is all in jennifer4win folds Uncalled bet of 220 returned to schnuckl schnuckl mucks schnuckl wins the pot (2,875) *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 2,875 | Rake 0 Seat 1: NIKOLAJ73 folded before the Flop Seat 2: Skossa folded before the Flop Seat 4: Hakflem folded before the Flop Seat 5: CoaieMari (button) folded before the Flop Seat 6: schnuckl (small blind) collected (2,875), mucked Seat 8: jennifer4win (big blind) folded before the Flop Seat 9: rETTESTHLM folded before the Flop

Festen blev succé. Jag träffade nämligen min blivande livskamrat. Nu gäller det bara för mig att övertyga henne att dumpa sin kille och börja hänga med mig i stället. Slänger in en liten lätt fyllereservation på det tidigare stycket, men innerst inne håller nykter-Hakflem med i allt vad som skrevs.

Hooray! Snyggt Ulaf!

Perfekt. Fem minuter innan avspark blir jag såklart bjuden på fest, vilket ju man ska vara nöjd med. Så inga turneringar idag ändå. Hoppas jag bara lyckas avregga mig till allt.

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Då alla polare har flytt stan för helgen så blir det en extremt ovanlig lördagsgrind istället. Vinsten från igår ska såklart sättas på sprätt. Har reggat mig till: FTP MiniFTOPS 22 ($266 FO) Stars 20K ($22 1R1A) Pacific 100K ($140 FO) Cake 15K ($55 FO) Ipoker 50K ($109 FO) Ongame 35K ($30 R+A) Alla dessa startar mellan 20:05 och 21:00 så jag fyller antagligen på med ett par till midtakes fram till 22 dessutom. Go me!

Snyggt där!

Så nära ytterligare en fin utdragning.... Nåväl, blev i alla fall fyra för $2.4K. Man ska inte klaga. Full Tilt Poker Game #12242262683: $20,000 Guarantee (90304476), Table 51 - 4000/8000 Ante 1000 - No Limit Hold'em - 21:21:42 ET - 2009/05/15 Seat 3: subiime (246,632) Seat 4: Hakflem (221,337) Seat 6: J4est (391,136) Seat 8: musik222 (781,895) subiime antes 1,000 Hakflem antes 1,000 J4est antes 1,000 musik222 antes 1,000 subiime posts the small blind of 4,000 Hakflem posts the big blind of 8,000 The button is in seat #8 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to Hakflem J4est raises to 18,600 musik222 folds subiime folds Hakflem raises to 220,337, and is all in J4est calls 201,737 Hakflem shows J4est shows *** FLOP *** *** TURN *** *** RIVER *** Hakflem shows two pair, Jacks and Tens J4est shows a straight, Ace high J4est wins the pot (448,674) with a straight, Ace high *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 448,674 | Rake 0 Board: Seat 3: subiime (small blind) folded before the Flop Seat 4: Hakflem (big blind) showed and lost with two pair, Jacks and Tens Seat 6: J4est showed and won (448,674) with a straight, Ace high Seat 8: musik222 (button) folded before the Flop

Tur man lärt sig dra ut dock Full Tilt Poker Game #12241599281: $20,000 Guarantee (90304476), Table 51 - 2500/5000 Ante 600 - No Limit Hold'em - 20:42:04 ET - 2009/05/15 Seat 2: sampson724 (345,827) Seat 3: subiime (157,346) Seat 4: Hakflem (101,116) Seat 5: ssteph8087 (229,056) Seat 6: J4est (216,618) Seat 8: musik222 (278,375) Seat 9: AA POKORHAN AA (312,662) sampson724 antes 600 subiime antes 600 Hakflem antes 600 ssteph8087 antes 600 J4est antes 600 musik222 antes 600 AA POKORHAN AA antes 600 Hakflem posts the small blind of 2,500 ssteph8087 posts the big blind of 5,000 The button is in seat #3 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to Hakflem J4est folds musik222 folds AA POKORHAN AA folds sampson724 raises to 12,345 subiime folds Hakflem raises to 100,516, and is all in ssteph8087 folds sampson724 calls 88,171 Hakflem shows sampson724 shows *** FLOP *** *** TURN *** *** RIVER *** Hakflem shows two pair, Eights and Sevens sampson724 shows a pair of Sevens Hakflem wins the pot (210,232) with two pair, Eights and Sevens *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 210,232 | Rake 0 Board: Seat 2: sampson724 showed and lost with a pair of Sevens Seat 3: subiime (button) folded before the Flop Seat 4: Hakflem (small blind) showed and won (210,232) with two pair, Eights and Sevens Seat 5: ssteph8087 (big blind) folded before the Flop Seat 6: J4est folded before the Flop Seat 8: musik222 folded before the Flop Seat 9: AA POKORHAN AA folded before the Flop

Fast nu ser det onekligen tuffare ut. Synd att QQ alltid ska vara sån AA/KK-magnet. Full Tilt Poker Game #12241539735: $20,000 Guarantee (90304476), Table 51 - 2500/5000 Ante 600 - No Limit Hold'em - 20:38:33 ET - 2009/05/15 Seat 2: sampson724 (356,327) Seat 3: subiime (254,846) Seat 4: Hakflem (190,325) Seat 5: ssteph8087 (208,656) Seat 6: J4est (105,509) Seat 8: musik222 (202,175) Seat 9: AA POKORHAN AA (323,162) sampson724 antes 600 subiime antes 600 Hakflem antes 600 ssteph8087 antes 600 J4est antes 600 musik222 antes 600 AA POKORHAN AA antes 600 J4est posts the small blind of 2,500 musik222 posts the big blind of 5,000 The button is in seat #5 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to Hakflem AA POKORHAN AA folds sampson724 folds subiime folds Hakflem raises to 12,800 ssteph8087 folds J4est has 15 seconds left to act J4est raises to 28,950 musik222 folds Hakflem raises to 189,725, and is all in J4est calls 75,959, and is all in Hakflem shows J4est shows Uncalled bet of 84,816 returned to Hakflem *** FLOP *** *** TURN *** *** RIVER *** Hakflem shows two pair, Queens and Fours J4est shows two pair, Kings and Fours J4est wins the pot (219,018) with two pair, Kings and Fours *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 219,018 | Rake 0 Board: Seat 2: sampson724 folded before the Flop Seat 3: subiime folded before the Flop Seat 4: Hakflem showed and lost with two pair, Queens and Fours Seat 5: ssteph8087 (button) folded before the Flop Seat 6: J4est (small blind) showed and won (219,018) with two pair, Kings and Fours Seat 8: musik222 (big blind) folded before the Flop Seat 9: AA POKORHAN AA folded before the Flop