-Dan Glimne's watch doesn't have hands or numbers on it. It just says "Time To Kick Ass.
-Dan Glimne's dog picks up it's own mess because Dan Glimne doesn't take crap from anybody.
-Being sexually attracted to Dan Glimne does not make you gay.
-Dan Glimne sleeps with a night light on. Not because Glimne is afraid of the dark but because the dark is afraid of Glimne.
-Superman wears a Dan Glimne pyjamas to bed.
- Dan Glimne was originally cast to be Jack Bauer in the hit TV series "24". They had to cancel him because he killed all the terrorists and saved everyone in 15 minutes.
-Dan Glimne doesn't teabag chics; he potato sacks them
-Dan Glimne once got in a pissing contest outside of a bar. His opponent drowned.
-Many of the fish that swim upstream each spring to be caught by sport fisherman are not salmon but are, in fact, Dan Glimne's sperm