Farewell Ladbrokes, you are no longer a site for poker players since the migration.
* Do not spend time creating a table image, nobody is looking.
* Do not delve into the metagame and develop a move for later, nobody cares.
* Do not take notes on individual players, they all play the same bingo.
* Do not try to bluff or represent a hand, you will be called no matter what.
* If after the river you have the absolute stone cold nuts, go all-in. You will get callers, many callers. They will have bottom pairs, missed draws or worse, but they WILL call.
* Do not raise preflop with AA or KK, you will not prevent anyone from entering the pot no matter what size your bet is. You do not want to build a pot, you will lose. YOU WILL LOSE!
* If you have a good hand but there are two to a flush draw on the flop, do not bet to price out the draws. There is no longer a big enough bet to do that. All you can do is check-check the flop and turn and hope that the flush card doesn't come. IF it does, fold your hand, they hit it. If no flush arrives, go all-in. They will call regardless!
* Do not swear, not even words you thought were cool when you were at nursery school. Do not use foreign language of any kind (be aware of words such as cafeteria which ARE foreign!). Do not have a friendly banter with any of your table mates. Do not dis the brotherhood of Microgaming poker managers. FFS do not rail! Manager 213 is watching, and listening, and banning. You will be smited!