pimpout

Haha. Bra. Det här är kul. Roligt skämt. Fortsätt så. Observera att inlägget faktiskt innehåller 0% ironi. Jag tycker det var ett roligt, och nytänkande skämt.

Du är inte ensam om det idag.

Tackar! Nej men man ser samma folk tramsa runt lite överallt, tydligen är det nån jargong som kommer över en när man spelar på lite högre nivåer o drar in bra med pengar. O sen lär man väl befästa sin nyvunna vänskap med andra duktiga spelare, vilket innebär en massa larv både här o där. Men, det går att gulla med varandra via pm eller msn eller dylikt. Majoriteten är nog inte intresserad av hur bra kompis folk har blivit med annat folk. Edit: Jag kanske är fånig. Det var bara en spontan känsla som kommit över mej mer o mer.

Urf, den oerhört tråkiga pokerjargongen (humor?) kan tydligen idisslas forever. Bland somliga iaf. Och kan inte folk sluta med sina jävla hjärtan, det är ingen som bryr sej om hur bra kompisar ni är.

Åh, kan de levereras norröver?

Ultimata HU-handen. Game #3317678254: Hold'em NL (£5/£10) - 2006/09/03 - 04:59:14 (GMT) Table "Srebrenica" Seat 2 is the button. Seat 1: dunem (£246 in chips) Seat 2: Pimpout (£3268 in chips) Pimpout: posts small blind £5 dunem: posts big blind £10 ----- HOLE CARDS ----- dealt to Pimpout [Ad Ah] Pimpout: raises to £39 dunem: raises to £68 Pimpout: raises to £97 dunem: raises to £246 and is all-in Pimpout: calls £149 ----- FLOP ----- [6h 5h 3d] ----- TURN ----- [6h 5h 3d][Qd] ----- RIVER ----- [6h 5h 3d Qd][Js] ----- SHOW DOWN ----- dunem: shows [Kh Ks] (A Pair of Kings, Queen high) Pimpout: shows [Ad Ah] (A Pair of Aces, Queen high) Pimpout collects £491 from Main pot ----- SUMMARY ----- Total pot £492 Main pot £491 Rake £1 Board [6h 5h 3d Qd Js] Seat 1: dunem (big blind) showed [Kh Ks] and lost Seat 2: Pimpout (small blind) showed [Ad Ah] and won (£491) with A Pair of Aces, Queen high

Inte vill väl jag berätta för nån om det sjuka värdet på HU på crypto..? Game #3317168014: Hold'em NL (£5/£10) - 2006/09/03 - 03:25:51 (GMT) Table "Srebrenica" Seat 2 is the button. Seat 1: dunem (£492 in chips) Seat 2: Pimpout (£1561 in chips) Pimpout: posts small blind £5 dunem: posts big blind £10 ----- HOLE CARDS ----- dealt to Pimpout [Ah Ac] Pimpout: raises to £39 dunem: calls £29 ----- FLOP ----- [8c Jc Qh] dunem: checks Pimpout: bets £81 dunem: calls £81 ----- TURN ----- [8c Jc Qh][2h] dunem: checks Pimpout: bets £200 dunem: calls £200 ----- RIVER ----- [8c Jc Qh 2h][Kh] dunem: checks Pimpout: bets £1241 and is all-in dunem: is all-in £172 Returned uncalled bets £1,069 to Pimpout ----- SHOW DOWN ----- Pimpout: shows [Ah Ac] (A Pair of Aces, King high) dunem: shows [Kc Tc] (A Pair of Kings, Queen high) Pimpout collects £983 from Main pot ----- SUMMARY ----- Total pot £984 Main pot £983 Rake £1 Board [8c Jc Qh 2h Kh] Seat 1: dunem (big blind) showed [Kc Tc] and lost Seat 2: Pimpout (small blind) showed [Ah Ac] and won (£983) with A Pair of Aces, King high Seat 1: dunem (£71 in chips) Seat 2: Pimpout (£2373 in chips) dunem: posts small blind £5 Pimpout: posts big blind £10 ----- HOLE CARDS ----- dealt to Pimpout [Kh 9d] dunem: raises to £20 Pimpout: raises to £2373 and is all-in dunem: is all-in £51 Returned uncalled bets £2,302 to Pimpout ----- FLOP ----- [Ad 9s 4s] ----- TURN ----- [Ad 9s 4s][7h] ----- RIVER ----- [Ad 9s 4s 7h][9c] ----- SHOW DOWN ----- Pimpout: shows [Kh 9d] (Three of a kind, Nines, Ace high) dunem: shows [9h Jc] (Three of a kind, Nines, Ace high) Pimpout collects £141 from Main pot ----- SUMMARY ----- Total pot £142 Main pot £141 Rake £1 Board [Ad 9s 4s 7h 9c] Seat 1: dunem (small blind) showed [9h Jc] and lost Seat 2: Pimpout (big blind) showed [Kh 9d] and won (£141) with Three of a kind, Nines, Ace high

IIIIIISKALL syn.

Tror du han bettar? Checkställ isf?

Sjukt less på min ANTI-rigg. Blir sittandes i timmar utan en spelbar hand i princip, (som också är spelbar efter floppen.) Tycker def inte att turnsynen är befogad. Seat 1: Gmoney004 (£207 in chips) Seat 2: Pimpout (£491.25 in chips) Pimpout: posts small blind £1 Gmoney004: posts big blind £2 ----- HOLE CARDS ----- dealt to Pimpout [6d 5s] Pimpout: calls £1 Gmoney004: raises to £8 Pimpout: raises to £24 Gmoney004: calls £16 ----- FLOP ----- [3c 6s 4s] Gmoney004: checks Pimpout: bets £44 Gmoney004: calls £44 ----- TURN ----- [3c 6s 4s][9d] Gmoney004: checks Pimpout: bets £423.25 and is all-in Gmoney004: is all-in £139 Returned uncalled bets £284.25 to Pimpout ----- RIVER ----- [3c 6s 4s 9d][9s] ----- SHOW DOWN ----- Pimpout: shows [6d 5s] (Two Pairs, Nines and Sixes, Five high) Gmoney004: shows [Ks Qs] (A Flush, King high) Gmoney004 collects £413 from Main pot ----- SUMMARY ----- Total pot £414 Main pot £413 Rake £1 Board [3c 6s 4s 9d 9s] Seat 1: Gmoney004 (big blind) showed [Ks Qs] and won (£413) with A Flush, King high Seat 2: Pimpout (small blind) showed [6d 5s] and lost Seat 1: Flymo_1 (£173.25 in chips) Seat 2: Pimpout (£400 in chips) Pimpout: posts small blind £1 Flymo_1: posts big blind £2 ----- HOLE CARDS ----- dealt to Pimpout [Kh Qh] Pimpout: raises to £7 Flymo_1: calls £5 ----- FLOP ----- [5c 3d 2c] Flymo_1: checks Pimpout: checks ----- TURN ----- [5c 3d 2c][2d] Flymo_1: bets £12 Pimpout: raises to £24 Flymo_1: calls £12 ----- RIVER ----- [5c 3d 2c 2d][Jh] Flymo_1: checks Pimpout: bets £40 Flymo_1: folds Returned uncalled bets £40 to Pimpout Pimpout: doesn't show hand Pimpout collects £61 from Main pot ----- SUMMARY ----- Total pot £62 Main pot £61 Rake £1 Board [5c 3d 2c 2d Jh] Seat 1: Flymo_1 (big blind) folded on the River Seat 2: Pimpout (small blind) collected £61 Seat 1: Flymo_1 (£264 in chips) Seat 2: Pimpout (£316.50 in chips) Pimpout: posts small blind £1 Flymo_1: posts big blind £2 ----- HOLE CARDS ----- dealt to Pimpout [7c Ah] Pimpout: raises to £7 Flymo_1: calls £5 ----- FLOP ----- [6d 6h 4d] Flymo_1: checks Pimpout: bets £11 Flymo_1: calls £11 ----- TURN ----- [6d 6h 4d][7h] Flymo_1: checks Pimpout: bets £25 Flymo_1: raises to £50 Pimpout: calls £25 ----- RIVER ----- [6d 6h 4d 7h][5d] Flymo_1: bets £70 Pimpout: calls £70 ----- SHOW DOWN ----- Flymo_1: shows [Kh 9d] (A Pair of Sixes, King high) Pimpout: shows [7c Ah] (Two Pairs, Sevens and Sixes, Ace high) Pimpout collects £275 from Main pot ----- SUMMARY ----- Total pot £276 Main pot £275 Rake £1 Board [6d 6h 4d 7h 5d] Seat 1: Flymo_1 (big blind) showed [Kh 9d] and lost Seat 2: Pimpout (small blind) showed [7c Ah] and won (£275) with Two Pairs, Sevens and Sixes, Ace high

Jo, jag vet det mkt väl. Men vill ju ha med honom ändå nånstans.

Nej, jag plussade nog en 3-400 £ ändå. Men med en vinst på den där handen hade det ju varit 1300 istället. Menmen. Jag kommer väl aldrig ifrån att trycka in hela stacken hursom va? Han lär ju ställa ändå.

Låter mest som svammel när det sätts in i ett sammanhang av en enda hand, för att rättfärdiga spelet i den enda handen, och av denna extrema typ. Good call btw. Krävs god fantasi för att göra den flera ggr.

Det är denna killen man har velat få en pott mot hela kvällen. Han har dragit ut folk en efter en, och raisar antingen 20, 40 eller 50 preflop i ett. Jag tänker väl att oddsen för en trea inte är sjukt stora, och pengarna kommer åka in hursomhelst. Table "Lloydminsteran" Seat 1 is the button. Seat 1: TheSkill (£197.75 in chips) Seat 2: zzyr (£271 in chips) Seat 3: faf steve sits out Seat 4: PeerGunt (£94.75 in chips) Seat 5: Pimpout (£465.50 in chips) Seat 6: Tempest (£860.15 in chips) zzyr: posts small blind £1 PeerGunt: posts big blind £2 ----- HOLE CARDS ----- dealt to Pimpout [6h 5h] Pimpout: calls £2 Tempest: raises to £20 TheSkill: folds zzyr: folds PeerGunt: folds Pimpout: calls £18 ----- FLOP ----- [5d 4c 6c] Pimpout: checks faf steve sits back Tempest: bets £80 Pimpout: raises to £160 Tempest: calls £80 ----- TURN ----- [5d 4c 6c][2h] Pimpout: bets £285.50 and is all-in Tempest: calls £285.50 ----- RIVER ----- [5d 4c 6c 2h][8h] ----- SHOW DOWN ----- Pimpout: shows [6h 5h] (Two Pairs, Sixes and Fives, Eight high) Tempest: shows [3s 5s] (A Straight, Six high) Tempest collects £931 from Main pot ----- SUMMARY ----- Total pot £934 Main pot £931 Rake £3 Board [5d 4c 6c 2h 8h] Seat 1: TheSkill (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 2: zzyr (small blind) folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 4: PeerGunt (big blind) folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 5: Pimpout showed [6h 5h] and lost Seat 6: Tempest showed [3s 5s] and won (£931) with A Straight, Six high

Table "London44" Seat 2 is the button. Seat 1: Hell_boy (£138.65 in chips) Seat 2: Pimpout (£807.50 in chips) Pimpout: posts small blind £1 Hell_boy: posts big blind £2 ----- HOLE CARDS ----- dealt to Pimpout [Ac Ts] Pimpout: raises to £7 Hell_boy: calls £5 ----- FLOP ----- [Qd Jh 5h] Hell_boy: checks Pimpout: checks ----- TURN ----- [Qd Jh 5h][Ks] Hell_boy: checks Pimpout: bets £11 Hell_boy: raises to £22 Pimpout: raises to £33 Hell_boy: raises to £131.65 and is all-in Pimpout: calls £98.65 ----- RIVER ----- [Qd Jh 5h Ks][9c] ----- SHOW DOWN ----- Hell_boy: shows [5s Qh] (Two Pairs, Queens and Fives, King high) Pimpout: shows [Ac Ts] (A Straight, Ace high) Pimpout collects £276.30 from Main pot ----- SUMMARY ----- Total pot £277.30 Main pot £276.30 Rake £1 Board [Qd Jh 5h Ks 9c] Seat 1: Hell_boy (big blind) showed [5s Qh] and lost Seat 2: Pimpout (small blind) showed [Ac Ts] and won (£276.30) with A Straight, Ace high

Standardspel. Blir ju en hel del händer mer spelade än flermannabord. I detta läget checkfold river, eller lägg på en gång om han slår om såklart. Lättare sagt o gjort att inte dunka in ytterligare en bluff på river... Table "London44" Seat 1 is the button. Seat 1: varvon (£276 in chips) Seat 2: Pimpout (£587.12 in chips) varvon: posts small blind £1 Pimpout: posts big blind £2 ----- HOLE CARDS ----- dealt to Pimpout [4d 3d] varvon: calls £1 Pimpout: raises to £7 varvon: calls £5 ----- FLOP ----- [2c 7s 4h] Pimpout: bets £11 varvon: calls £11 ----- TURN ----- [2c 7s 4h][Kc] Pimpout: bets £33 varvon: folds Returned uncalled bets £33 to Pimpout Pimpout: doesn't show hand Pimpout collects £35 from Main pot ----- SUMMARY ----- Total pot £36 Main pot £35 Rake £1 Board [2c 7s 4h Kc] Seat 1: varvon (small blind) folded on the Turn Seat 2: Pimpout (big blind) collected £35 Detta verkar tyvärr ha blivit sista handen... Table "London708" Seat 1 is the button. Seat 1: STEFYY (£459.72 in chips) Seat 2: Pimpout (£554.50 in chips) STEFYY: posts small blind £1 Pimpout: posts big blind £2 ----- HOLE CARDS ----- dealt to Pimpout [Ac 8s] STEFYY: raises to £7 Pimpout: calls £5 ----- FLOP ----- [9d 5s Js] Pimpout: checks STEFYY: checks ----- TURN ----- [9d 5s Js][Jd] Pimpout: checks STEFYY: bets £7 Pimpout: calls £7 ----- RIVER ----- [9d 5s Js Jd][6h] Pimpout: checks STEFYY: checks ----- SHOW DOWN ----- Pimpout: shows [Ac 8s] (A Pair of Jacks, Ace high) STEFYY: shows [7s Ah] (A Pair of Jacks, Ace high) Pimpout collects £27 from Main pot ----- SUMMARY ----- Total pot £28 Main pot £27 Rake £1 Board [9d 5s Js Jd 6h] Seat 1: STEFYY (small blind) showed [7s Ah] and lost Seat 2: Pimpout (big blind) showed [Ac 8s] and won (£27) with A Pair of Jacks, Ace high

Ska posta några händer som polarna får kika på under natten. Seat 1: Mattmaple (£225.75 in chips) Seat 2: Pimpout (£202.50 in chips) Pimpout: posts small blind £1 Mattmaple: posts big blind £2 ----- HOLE CARDS ----- dealt to Pimpout [9d 9h] Pimpout: raises to £7 Mattmaple: calls £5 ----- FLOP ----- [3s 6c 7s] Mattmaple: bets £16 Pimpout: raises to £32 Mattmaple: calls £16 ----- TURN ----- [3s 6c 7s][8h] Mattmaple: bets £20 Pimpout: raises to £80 Mattmaple: calls £60 ----- RIVER ----- [3s 6c 7s 8h][8s] Mattmaple: bets £106.75 and is all-in Pimpout: is all-in £83.50 Returned uncalled bets £23.25 to Mattmaple ----- SHOW DOWN ----- Mattmaple: shows [Ad 7h] (Two Pairs, Eights and Sevens, Ace high) Pimpout: shows [9d 9h] (Two Pairs, Nines and Eights, Seven high) Pimpout collects £404 from Main pot ----- SUMMARY ----- Total pot £405 Main pot £404 Rake £1 Board [3s 6c 7s 8h 8s] Seat 1: Mattmaple (big blind) showed [Ad 7h] and lost Seat 2: Pimpout (small blind) showed [9d 9h] and won (£404) with Two Pairs, Nines and Eights, Seven high Reraisen lite tam i nedanstående hand. Seat 1: mr_groen (£153.75 in chips) Seat 2: Pimpout (£347.25 in chips) Pimpout: posts small blind £1 mr_groen: posts big blind £2 ----- HOLE CARDS ----- dealt to Pimpout [2s Js] Pimpout: calls £1 mr_groen: raises to £4 Pimpout: calls £2 ----- FLOP ----- [Jd Qs 2h] mr_groen: bets £2 Pimpout: raises to £7 mr_groen: raises to £22 Pimpout: raises to £46 mr_groen: raises to £149.75 and is all-in Pimpout: calls £103.75 ----- TURN ----- [Jd Qs 2h][7d] ----- RIVER ----- [Jd Qs 2h 7d][5d] ----- SHOW DOWN ----- mr_groen: shows [Qc Th] (A Pair of Queens, Jack high) Pimpout: shows [2s Js] (Two Pairs, Jacks and Twos, Queen high) Pimpout collects £306.50 from Main pot ----- SUMMARY ----- Total pot £307.50 Main pot £306.50 Rake £1 Board [Jd Qs 2h 7d 5d] Seat 1: mr_groen (big blind) showed [Qc Th] and lost Seat 2: Pimpout (small blind) showed [2s Js] and won (£306.50) with Two Pairs, Jacks and Twos, Queen high Skämms givetvis. (Men inte lika mkt som jag skämdes inatt, då jag i fyllan tog fel på en våning och försökte ta mej i grannkvinnans lägenhet...) Jag är verkligen oerhört klyftig. Men när detta är första spelbara handen på drygt en timme mot denna kille är det tyvärr lätt hänt. Seat 1: STEFYY (£363.24 in chips) Seat 2: Pimpout (£327.48 in chips) Pimpout: posts small blind £1 STEFYY: posts big blind £2 ----- HOLE CARDS ----- dealt to Pimpout [Ks Jc] Pimpout: raises to £7 STEFYY: calls £5 ----- FLOP ----- [6h Kh 8h] STEFYY: checks Pimpout: bets £11 STEFYY: calls £11 ----- TURN ----- [6h Kh 8h][Js] STEFYY: checks Pimpout: bets £28 STEFYY: raises to £56 Pimpout: calls £28 ----- RIVER ----- [6h Kh 8h Js][9s] STEFYY: bets £289.24 and is all-in Pimpout: is all-in £253.48 Returned uncalled bets £35.76 to STEFYY ----- SHOW DOWN ----- STEFYY: shows [3h 9h] (A Flush, King high) Pimpout: shows [Ks Jc] (Two Pairs, Kings and Jacks, Nine high) STEFYY collects £653.96 from Main pot ----- SUMMARY ----- Total pot £654.96 Main pot £653.96 Rake £1 Board [6h Kh 8h Js 9s] Seat 1: STEFYY (big blind) showed [3h 9h] and won (£653.96) with A Flush, King high Seat 2: Pimpout (small blind) showed [Ks Jc] and lost Viktig klonk. Släppt iväg honom lite för mkt. Ett tag var han alltså över 800. För tillfället är han nerjobbad till 470. Men det är en kass snubbe, så han ska fömodligen kunna plockas. Seat 1: STEFYY (£788.22 in chips) Seat 2: Pimpout (£242.25 in chips) Pimpout: posts small blind £1 STEFYY: posts big blind £2 ----- HOLE CARDS ----- dealt to Pimpout [8c 7h] Pimpout: raises to £7 STEFYY: calls £5 ----- FLOP ----- [Qc 6d Th] STEFYY: checks Pimpout: checks ----- TURN ----- [Qc 6d Th][3h] STEFYY: bets £2 Pimpout: raises to £16 STEFYY: calls £14 ----- RIVER ----- [Qc 6d Th 3h][9c] STEFYY: checks Pimpout: bets £55 STEFYY: calls £55 ----- SHOW DOWN ----- Pimpout: shows [8c 7h] (A Straight, Ten high) STEFYY: mucks hand [6h 3d] Pimpout collects £155 from Main pot ----- SUMMARY ----- Total pot £156 Main pot £155 Rake £1 Board [Qc 6d Th 3h 9c] Seat 1: STEFYY (big blind) mucked [6h 3d] Seat 2: Pimpout (small blind) showed [8c 7h] and won (£155) with A Straight, Ten high

Hehe, kan så vara, kan så vara. Hur har ni hookat ihop med varann?

Masken Jens? Vilken Mask är det?

Hehe, läste det som att du hade 99 på handen. Du kan även checksyna den handen eventuellt. Mkt dåligt spel av honom måste jag tycka.

Bomba vidare. Du orkar ändå inte folda om han trycker.

Det känns mest som att artikelförfattaren torskat på bubblan i nämnda 57k-dollarsturnering. Annars begriper jag inte vinklingen av artikeln alls.

Ok, man kan väl ta ett par sådana här, men när detta är det enda som kommer. Och man slutar våga spela par HU liksom? Game #2074153983: Hold'em NL (£0.50/£1) - 2006/07/31 - 14:12:05 (GMT) Table "London37" Seat 2 is the button. Seat 1: Bowler010 (£90.31 in chips) Seat 2: Pimpout (£348.58 in chips) Pimpout: posts small blind £0.50 Bowler010: posts big blind £1 ----- HOLE CARDS ----- dealt to Pimpout [Ad As] Pimpout: raises to £4 Bowler010: raises to £7 Pimpout: raises to £29 Bowler010: calls £22 ----- FLOP ----- [7c Td 5c] Bowler010: bets £61.31 and is all-in Pimpout: calls £61.31 ----- TURN ----- [7c Td 5c][Jh] ----- RIVER ----- [7c Td 5c Jh][Jc] ----- SHOW DOWN ----- Bowler010: shows [Ks Js] (Three of a kind, Jacks, King high) Pimpout: shows [Ad As] (Two Pairs, Aces and Jacks, Ten high) Bowler010 collects £179.62 from Main pot ----- SUMMARY ----- Total pot £180.62 Main pot £179.62 Rake £1 Board [7c Td 5c Jh Jc] Seat 1: Bowler010 (big blind) showed [Ks Js] and won (£179.62) with Three of a kind, Jacks, King high Seat 2: Pimpout (small blind) showed [Ad As] and lost

limit 1/2 HU, rakear man inte sig själv till döds då? Btw, limit 1/2? NL 1/2.

Ha, sköna bilder!