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Hahaha. Grahn, din märkvärdiga jävel. Jag har aldrig vunnit så många inköp - oavsett nivå.

Kul läsning. Lycka till med lirandet - men det lär nog inte behövas på den nivån.

Jag åker i morgon jag med.... Vem av tror du har roligast?

Om han hade någon som helst lust att delge alla andra länkarna.... skulle han inte ha gjort det nu då?

Pizza i lördags. Pizza i dag. Ey, kompis, det går bra nu. Fett laddad, Werner? Ey, det går bra nu.

...Skitpost.

Vafalls? Inlägg av Dapajn runt 12.00?! Du har inte gått och lagt dig än, va? Gott att det går bra för dig, mannen!

Lycka till med lirandet!

Nej då... Det hoppas jag inte alls - lycka till, min vän.

Precis som jag gjort.

Jag hoppas innerligt att du gular.

Skräll... Edit: Äsch, nu ska jag inte vara mainstream och ge DaPajne kritik. Lycka till, grabben.

Ja, "Lirarnas lag" - som SIK kallas - spelar i trean. De har varit nära tvåan ett par år i rad.

Hahaha. IFK K i fyran och Ölme i trean - låter sannerligen som en höjdare.

Handen direkt efter... Jag tänkte checkraisa efter floppen - ville inte tro att han hade damen. Men blev skraj och det sket sig helt. Är det bara att kasta efter floppen när det kommer ett överkort? Han hade spelat dåligt, (ja, ännu sämre än mig till och med ), och jag trodde han var lack för handen innan. Konstruktiv kritik uppskattas rejält! PokerStars Game #7511877764: Hold'em No Limit ($0.01/$0.02) - 2006/12/19 - 13:08:53 (ET) Table 'Sheratan III' 9-max Seat #2 is the button Seat 1: BigDaddy082 ($0.77 in chips) Seat 2: Renegade_T ($4.97 in chips) Seat 4: Upaymyweed ($3.75 in chips) Seat 5: zues995 ($5.26 in chips) Seat 6: mblackmer ($2.98 in chips) Seat 7: institution ($3.95 in chips) Upaymyweed: posts small blind $0.01 zues995: posts big blind $0.02 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to Upaymyweed [Jd Js] CharginWapos has returned mblackmer: calls $0.02 institution: calls $0.02 williams1055 joins the table at seat #8 BigDaddy082: calls $0.02 Renegade_T: folds Upaymyweed: raises $0.14 to $0.16 zues995: folds mblackmer: folds institution: calls $0.14 BigDaddy082: folds *** FLOP *** [2s Qd 8d] Upaymyweed: checks institution: bets $0.25 Upaymyweed: calls $0.25 *** TURN *** [2s Qd 8d] [5s] Upaymyweed: checks institution: bets $0.25 Upaymyweed: calls $0.25 *** RIVER *** [2s Qd 8d 5s] [Ad] Upaymyweed: checks institution: checks *** SHOW DOWN *** Upaymyweed: shows [Jd Js] (a pair of Jacks) institution: shows [Qh 9h] (a pair of Queens) institution collected $1.33 from pot *** SUMMARY *** Total pot $1.38 | Rake $0.05 Board [2s Qd 8d 5s Ad] Seat 1: BigDaddy082 folded before Flop Seat 2: Renegade_T (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 4: Upaymyweed (small blind) showed [Jd Js] and lost with a pair of Jacks Seat 5: zues995 (big blind) folded before Flop Seat 6: mblackmer folded before Flop Seat 7: institution showed [Qh 9h] and won ($1.33) with a pair of Queens

Hur spelar jag här? PokerStars Game #7511869195: Hold'em No Limit ($0.01/$0.02) - 2006/12/19 - 13:08:00 (ET) Table 'Sheratan III' 9-max Seat #1 is the button Seat 1: BigDaddy082 ($0.77 in chips) Seat 2: Renegade_T ($4.98 in chips) Seat 4: Upaymyweed ($3.26 in chips) Seat 5: zues995 ($5.26 in chips) Seat 6: mblackmer ($2.98 in chips) Seat 7: institution ($4.43 in chips) Renegade_T: posts small blind $0.01 Upaymyweed: posts big blind $0.02 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to Upaymyweed [8d Jh] zues995: folds mblackmer: folds institution: calls $0.02 BigDaddy082: folds Renegade_T: folds Upaymyweed: checks *** FLOP *** [7h 8h Jd] Upaymyweed: bets $0.10 CharginWapos is connected institution: calls $0.10 *** TURN *** [7h 8h Jd] [5h] Upaymyweed: bets $0.16 institution: calls $0.16 *** RIVER *** [7h 8h Jd 5h] [As] Upaymyweed: checks institution: bets $0.20 Upaymyweed: calls $0.20 *** SHOW DOWN *** institution: shows [Ac Qh] (a pair of Aces) Upaymyweed: shows [8d Jh] (two pair, Jacks and Eights) Upaymyweed collected $0.97 from pot *** SUMMARY *** Total pot $0.97 | Rake $0 Board [7h 8h Jd 5h As] Seat 1: BigDaddy082 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 2: Renegade_T (small blind) folded before Flop Seat 4: Upaymyweed (big blind) showed [8d Jh] and won ($0.97) with two pair, Jacks and Eights Seat 5: zues995 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 6: mblackmer folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 7: institution showed [Ac Qh] and lost with a pair of Aces

En mås? Bor du i lusasken, eller...?!

Suck... Här lär det vara otur bara, va? Visst jag har en fantastiskt dålig hand - men hur kan grabben syna ned? Blir så ledsen. PokerStars Game #7495827416: Tournament #38345259, $3.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level VIII (200/400) - 2006/12/18 - 08:25:24 (ET) Table '38345259 1' 10-max Seat #1 is the button Seat 1: DaRock33 (6305 in chips) Seat 2: EUKANUBA PUG (6340 in chips) Seat 8: Upaymyweed (1245 in chips) Seat 9: the ripple (1110 in chips) DaRock33: posts the ante 25 EUKANUBA PUG: posts the ante 25 Upaymyweed: posts the ante 25 the ripple: posts the ante 25 EUKANUBA PUG: posts small blind 200 Upaymyweed: posts big blind 400 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to Upaymyweed [Qs 3h] the ripple: folds DaRock33: folds EUKANUBA PUG: calls 200 Upaymyweed: raises 820 to 1220 and is all-in EUKANUBA PUG: calls 820 *** FLOP *** [8c 7d 6d] *** TURN *** [8c 7d 6d] [Jc] *** RIVER *** [8c 7d 6d Jc] [Js] *** SHOW DOWN *** EUKANUBA PUG: shows [Kc 6h] (two pair, Jacks and Sixes) Upaymyweed: shows [Qs 3h] (a pair of Jacks) EUKANUBA PUG collected 2540 from pot *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 2540 | Rake 0 Board [8c 7d 6d Jc Js] Seat 1: DaRock33 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 2: EUKANUBA PUG (small blind) showed [Kc 6h] and won (2540) with two pair, Jacks and Sixes Seat 8: Upaymyweed (big blind) showed [Qs 3h] and lost with a pair of Jacks Seat 9: the ripple folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Här gör jag allting fel, känns det som. Jag har ändock ingen aning om hur jag ska agera istället... Ska jag höja innan floppen, lägga mig mot reraise? Otroligt tacksam för svar. PokerStars Game #7495814766: Tournament #38345640, $3.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2006/12/18 - 08:22:50 (ET) Table '38345640 1' 10-max Seat #3 is the button Seat 1: coconade (1660 in chips) Seat 2: Upaymyweed (2415 in chips) Seat 3: theak83 (1320 in chips) Seat 4: alfonso100 (2695 in chips) Seat 5: gazinthehat (1265 in chips) Seat 6: joseph528 (1240 in chips) is sitting out Seat 7: babydoll0105 (2945 in chips) Seat 10: Jessica-021 (1460 in chips) alfonso100: posts small blind 50 gazinthehat: posts big blind 100 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to Upaymyweed [Th Td] joseph528: folds babydoll0105: calls 100 Jessica-021: raises 200 to 300 coconade: folds Upaymyweed: calls 300 theak83: folds alfonso100: folds gazinthehat: folds babydoll0105: calls 200 *** FLOP *** [3c 8s Qc] joseph528 has returned babydoll0105: checks Jessica-021: bets 1160 and is all-in Upaymyweed: calls 1160 babydoll0105: calls 1160 *** TURN *** [3c 8s Qc] [Qd] babydoll0105: checks Upaymyweed: checks *** RIVER *** [3c 8s Qc Qd] [7c] babydoll0105: checks Upaymyweed: bets 955 and is all-in babydoll0105: calls 955 *** SHOW DOWN *** Upaymyweed: shows [Th Td] (two pair, Queens and Tens) babydoll0105: shows [Qs Tc] (three of a kind, Queens) babydoll0105 collected 1910 from side pot Jessica-021: shows [Ac Ah] (two pair, Aces and Queens) babydoll0105 collected 4530 from main pot *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 6440 Main pot 4530. Side pot 1910. | Rake 0 Board [3c 8s Qc Qd 7c] Seat 1: coconade folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 2: Upaymyweed showed [Th Td] and lost with two pair, Queens and Tens Seat 3: theak83 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 4: alfonso100 (small blind) folded before Flop Seat 5: gazinthehat (big blind) folded before Flop Seat 6: joseph528 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 7: babydoll0105 showed [Qs Tc] and won (6440) with three of a kind, Queens Seat 10: Jessica-021 showed [Ac Ah] and lost with two pair, Aces and Queens

Det enda alternativet som är gångbart är läggning, va...? PokerStars Game #7495761504: Tournament #38345259, $3.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2006/12/18 - 08:11:57 (ET) Table '38345259 1' 10-max Seat #7 is the button Seat 1: DaRock33 (5565 in chips) Seat 2: EUKANUBA PUG (1670 in chips) Seat 7: xhollyw00dx (2435 in chips) Seat 8: Upaymyweed (4150 in chips) Seat 9: the ripple (1180 in chips) Upaymyweed: posts small blind 75 the ripple: posts big blind 150 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to Upaymyweed [As 3c] DaRock33: folds EUKANUBA PUG: folds xhollyw00dx: folds Upaymyweed: raises 150 to 300 the ripple: raises 880 to 1180 and is all-in Upaymyweed: ?

Jättefold, antar jag? PokerStars Game #7489002602: Hold'em No Limit ($0.01/$0.02) - 2006/12/17 - 19:56:17 (ET) Table 'Taurus IV' 9-max Seat #8 is the button Seat 1: RedRiverSlim ($3.81 in chips) Seat 2: putzer ($1.26 in chips) Seat 3: gogopoppy ($1.10 in chips) Seat 4: apierre ($2.97 in chips) Seat 5: =A108= ($2.02 in chips) Seat 6: Upaymyweed ($5.47 in chips) Seat 7: TianYuan ($2.71 in chips) Seat 8: renkert ($13.43 in chips) Seat 9: lindaiyu ($5.05 in chips) lindaiyu: posts small blind $0.01 RedRiverSlim: posts big blind $0.02 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to Upaymyweed [8h 9h] putzer: folds gogopoppy: calls $0.02 apierre: calls $0.02 =A108=: folds Upaymyweed: calls $0.02 TianYuan: folds renkert: folds lindaiyu: folds RedRiverSlim: checks *** FLOP *** [9s 4s 7d] RedRiverSlim: checks gogopoppy: checks apierre: bets $0.02 Upaymyweed: raises $0.08 to $0.10 RedRiverSlim: calls $0.10 gogopoppy: folds apierre: folds *** TURN *** [9s 4s 7d] [Jd] RedRiverSlim: checks Upaymyweed: bets $0.28 RedRiverSlim: raises $0.60 to $0.88 Upaymyweed: ?

Nu känner jag att jag kanske skriver litet för mycket... Någon får väl skälla ut mig om jag anses spamma. Hur är synen? Seat #4 is the button Seat 2: leastbest (1355 in chips) Seat 3: kingb12 (1370 in chips) Seat 4: HUNGRYFROG (3320 in chips) Seat 5: Upaymyweed (1050 in chips) Seat 6: studoilman (1415 in chips) Seat 7: veramartis (1405 in chips) Seat 8: dek11677 (1355 in chips) Seat 9: tobzon (1655 in chips) Seat 10: JSaiseng (2075 in chips) Upaymyweed: posts small blind 25 studoilman: posts big blind 50 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to Upaymyweed [5s As] veramartis: folds dek11677: calls 50 tobzon: folds JSaiseng: raises 50 to 100 leastbest: folds kingb12: folds HUNGRYFROG: folds Upaymyweed: calls 75 studoilman: calls 50 dek11677: calls 50 *** FLOP *** [Tc 3c 6h] Upaymyweed: checks studoilman: bets 250 dek11677: folds JSaiseng: folds Upaymyweed: folds studoilman collected 400 from pot studoilman: doesn't show hand

Spelade en sng - åtminstone en liten stund... Fick kalla kort, låg inte vidare bra till och när jag plötslig fick en hand blev jag lyrisk som den nybörjare jag är. Är det rent idiotiskt att trycka efter floppen? Eller kan man tänka att han inte borde ha en fyra? PokerStars Game #7488241260: Tournament #38307210, $3.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2006/12/17 - 19:04:10 (ET) Table '38307210 1' 10-max Seat #10 is the button Seat 2: ttbigboy (1515 in chips) Seat 3: POWDERDUDE (3385 in chips) Seat 4: cornball19 (960 in chips) Seat 5: Mox10 (1070 in chips) Seat 6: Upaymyweed (1065 in chips) Seat 7: vheyfood (2295 in chips) Seat 8: tercet (1355 in chips) Seat 9: israeli18 (1095 in chips) Seat 10: Moke45 (2260 in chips) ttbigboy: posts small blind 50 POWDERDUDE: posts big blind 100 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to Upaymyweed [Kc Kd] cornball19: folds Mox10: folds Upaymyweed: raises 200 to 300 vheyfood: folds tercet: folds israeli18: calls 300 Moke45: folds ttbigboy: folds POWDERDUDE: folds *** FLOP *** [4s 9h 4d] Upaymyweed: bets 765 and is all-in israeli18: calls 765 *** TURN *** [4s 9h 4d] [8s] *** RIVER *** [4s 9h 4d 8s] [7d] *** SHOW DOWN *** Upaymyweed: shows [Kc Kd] (two pair, Kings and Fours) israeli18: shows [4c Jc] (three of a kind, Fours) israeli18 collected 2280 from pot *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 2280 | Rake 0 Board [4s 9h 4d 8s 7d] Seat 2: ttbigboy (small blind) folded before Flop Seat 3: POWDERDUDE (big blind) folded before Flop Seat 4: cornball19 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 5: Mox10 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 6: Upaymyweed showed [Kc Kd] and lost with two pair, Kings and Fours Seat 7: vheyfood folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 8: tercet folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 9: israeli18 showed [4c Jc] and won (2280) with three of a kind, Fours Seat 10: Moke45 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Hejsan alla forumiter. Jag har läst på detta forum en tid, vilket varit oerhört utvecklande. Så, nog med beröm till er nu... Jag är rätt mycket nybörjare när det gäller poker, har enbart spelat lite livepoker med några från detta forumet och så. Häromdagen startade jag ett konto på pokerstars. Rullen är liten, men jag ska bara ha den för att utvecklas. Därför kommer jag lägga in några handanalyser och liknande emellanåt - för att ni, kära forumiter, ska kunna kritisera mig. Tack för ordet.

Jag är så ofantligt, otroligt, fantastiskt jävla glad att jag inte längre behöver läsa sådan där smörja längre. Vilken dynga - och man har ingen som helst nytta av det efter gymnasiet heller. Edit: Ja, jag vet att det ovanstående tillför någonting. Jag ville dock uttala mig ändå - hoppas ingen tar illa vid sig.