Weedobooty

Ja antingen kan man besvara hans fråga eller också kan man blåsa upp sig själv genom att beskriva att man inte är i behov av att lära sig mer om poker.

 

Det kommer att löna sig vad du än väljer. Du kommer att lära dig saker som du tjänar pengar på att kunna. Jag har både CR och Stox, men skulle jag välja bara en, skulle det bli Cardrunners. Dom känns en aning bättre.

Jag byggde ett program som läser in månadens största losers på min nivå på Full tilt från tableratings.com och lägger upp dom i mitt buddy-list-program. Det är guld värt att spela mot dåliga motståndare.

Två MTT:er i kväll. Det slutar exakt som det alltid gör. I den ena får jag in degen med 99 mot AK. Han sätter flushen på river.

 

I den andra trebetar jag all in med JJ mot killen som raisar 20% av sina händer. Han har naturligtvis pocket-ess.

Tror det där är ganska knasigt verktyg.

 

Det verkar som om den beräknar all-in ev enbart för gatan man sköt in pengarna, så pengarna man stoppat in från de tidigare gatorna räknas som gratispengar vid förlust.

 

Så om vi tittar på två spelare som flippar genom att stoppa in halva stacken preflopp och sedan andra halvan 100% på floppen så kommer deras faktiskta EV vara 0, medan PT kommer beräkna det som om båda spelarna har massivt +EV och blir mer och mer run bad ju längre de flippar.

 

Rätta mig om jag har fel, men det förklarar iaf varför 99% av alla som postar grafer är run bad.

 

Jag tror det ligger nåt i det du skriver. Om jag får tid här i mellandagarna ska jag knåpa ihop en egen funktion för det här, som gör rätt.

 

Spännande att se om det här blir min sista postning. Jag ska tydligen bannas.

Sen när är det Maud Olofssons uppgift att rädda företag som man inte kan få lönsamhet i? Vilken del av marknadsekonomi är det folk inte förstår?

POSTA INTE GRAFEN DÅ, du ÄR INTE BADRUN

 

Du har caps lock på.

Snälla ni, innan ni drar igång ett världskrig om det här, jag var inte ute efter er empati. Jag påstår inte att jag har ett bevis för världens undergång heller. Och jag vet att det är ett litet sample.

 

Jag har varit all in med KK mot AJ en massa gånger på sistone och kan inte vinna. Det är oflyt och äckligt, så jag valde att kalla det äckel-oflyt. Kanske dumt av mej. Jag borde ha valt en mer matematisk term.

 

Jag spelar NL100, så det är faktiskt ännu mindre märkvärdigt. Jag har spelat poker online sen 2003, så jag vet att det går upp och ner.

 

Jag ville bara veta hur man får fram en graf för all in performance. Jeez...

 

PS. Har du gått 50 eller 100 BI under EV, Jesper? Kan vi få se din graf?

Tack. Jag har faktiskt äckel-oflyt.

 

Här låg en graf som det blev ett helvetes liv om.

om du klickar på Graph så finns det i "rullgardinen"

 

Tack.

Helvete vad det snöar. Skottade hela garageuppfarten och när jag var klar var det dags att börja igen.

 

I kväll ska jag spela lite MTT:er för första gången på jag vet inte hur länge. Då blir det svära av igen när man får in degen med kungar mot J2 och blir utdragen.

Router... Jag hade djävulska problem med disconnects. Bytte till en Linksys WRT610N. Sen dess har jag haft noll disconnects. Min näst bästa investering sen efter näshårstrimmer.

Hej.

 

Jag vet att det fanns nåt verktyg till Pokertracker 2 för att analysera EV för sina all in-situationer jämfört med det verkliga utfallet.

 

Finns motsvarande för PT3?

Sjuk session i morse. Rena rama trolleriet. Tre-outad hela jävla tiden. Som den här. Jag vet att han är irriterad för att jag har trebetat honom en massa, så syn med damer är ganska självklart. 72% equity.

 

Full Tilt Poker Game #xxx: Table Perliter - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:07:57 ET - 2009/12/20

Seat 1: pikachoo1 ($152.65)

Seat 2: Xelpho ($84.50)

Seat 3: VaStriker1 ($79.35)

Seat 4: SHARK810 ($20.40)

Seat 5: hero ($104.50)

Seat 6: cow102 ($16.50)

Seat 7: chookalooka ($57.25)

Seat 8: yoshiv300 ($105.20)

Seat 9: Olchik_1979 ($20)

yoshiv300 posts the small blind of $0.50

Olchik_1979 has 5 seconds left to act

Olchik_1979 posts the big blind of $1

The button is in seat #7

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to hero

pikachoo1 has 15 seconds left to act

pikachoo1 folds

Xelpho folds

VaStriker1 raises to $3

SHARK810 folds

hero raises to $10.50

cow102 folds

chookalooka has 15 seconds left to act

chookalooka calls $10.50

yoshiv300 has 15 seconds left to act

yoshiv300 calls $10

Olchik_1979 folds

Olchik_1979 adds $1

VaStriker1 has 15 seconds left to act

VaStriker1 raises to $79.35, and is all in

hero has 15 seconds left to act

hero raises to $104.50, and is all in

chookalooka has 15 seconds left to act

chookalooka folds

yoshiv300 has 15 seconds left to act

yoshiv300 folds

yoshiv300 adds $5.30

hero shows

VaStriker1 shows

VaStriker1: uhh ohh, spaghetio

Uncalled bet of $25.15 returned to hero

*** FLOP ***

*** TURN ***

*** RIVER ***

hero shows two pair, Queens and Sevens

VaStriker1 shows two pair, Aces and Sevens

VaStriker1 wins the pot ($177.70) with two pair, Aces and Sevens

hero adds $74.85

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot $180.70 | Rake $3

Board:

Seat 1: pikachoo1 didn't bet (folded)

Seat 2: Xelpho didn't bet (folded)

Seat 3: VaStriker1 showed and won ($177.70) with two pair, Aces and Sevens

Seat 4: SHARK810 didn't bet (folded)

Seat 5: hero showed and lost with two pair, Queens and Sevens

Seat 6: cow102 didn't bet (folded)

Seat 7: chookalooka (button) folded before the Flop

Seat 8: yoshiv300 (small blind) folded before the Flop

Seat 9: Olchik_1979 (big blind) folded before the Flop

 

Och igen. Den här killen är en super-nit, han har AK eller knektar.

 

Full Tilt Poker Game #xxx: Table Perliter - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:17:58 ET - 2009/12/20

Seat 1: pikachoo1 ($149.15)

Seat 2: Xelpho ($92.90)

Seat 3: VaStriker1 ($165.20)

Seat 4: SHARK810 ($20)

Seat 5: hero ($120.85)

Seat 7: chookalooka ($54.85)

Seat 8: yoshiv300 ($102.50)

Seat 9: Olchik_1979 ($50)

chookalooka posts the small blind of $0.50

yoshiv300 posts the big blind of $1

The button is in seat #6

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to hero

Olchik_1979 folds

Olchik_1979 stands up

Chris557 adds $100

pikachoo1 raises to $3.50

Xelpho folds

VaStriker1 folds

SHARK810 folds

hero raises to $12

chookalooka folds

yoshiv300 folds

chookalooka is sitting out

pikachoo1 calls $8.50

*** FLOP ***

pikachoo1 checks

chookalooka has returned

chookalooka is sitting out

hero bets $14

pikachoo1 has 15 seconds left to act

pikachoo1 raises to $35

hero has 15 seconds left to act

hero folds

hero adds $5.15

Uncalled bet of $21 returned to pikachoo1

pikachoo1 mucks

pikachoo1 wins the pot ($50.85)

hero: lol - AJ?

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot $53.50 | Rake $2.65

Board:

Seat 1: pikachoo1 collected ($50.85), mucked

Seat 2: Xelpho didn't bet (folded)

Seat 3: VaStriker1 didn't bet (folded)

Seat 4: SHARK810 didn't bet (folded)

Seat 5: hero folded on the Flop

Seat 6: Chris557 (button) Seat 7: chookalooka (small blind) folded before the Flop

Seat 7: chookalooka (small blind) folded before the Flop

Seat 8: yoshiv300 (big blind) folded before the Flop

Seat 9: Olchik_1979 didn't bet (folded)

 

Och igen. Det kanske ser vektajt ut, men jag har en bra read på den här killen också. Mina ess är en draghand med två outs i det här läget.

 

Full Tilt Poker Game #xxx: Table Perliter - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:57:59 ET - 2009/12/20

Seat 1: pikachoo1 ($154.15)

Seat 2: Xelpho ($73.35)

Seat 3: VaStriker1 ($78.50)

Seat 4: SHARK810 ($20)

Seat 5: hero ($104.50)

Seat 6: cow102 ($20)

Seat 7: chookalooka ($41.40)

Seat 8: yoshiv300 ($107.70)

Seat 9: ekrr ($50.90)

chookalooka posts the small blind of $0.50

yoshiv300 posts the big blind of $1

The button is in seat #5

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to hero

ekrr folds

pikachoo1 folds

Xelpho calls $1

VaStriker1 folds

hero raises to $5

chookalooka folds

yoshiv300 folds

Xelpho calls $4

*** FLOP ***

Xelpho checks

hero bets $8

Xelpho has 15 seconds left to act

Xelpho raises to $21

hero has 15 seconds left to act

hero: nice catch

hero has requested TIME

hero folds

hero adds $8.50

Uncalled bet of $13 returned to Xelpho

Xelpho mucks

Xelpho wins the pot ($26.15)

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot $27.50 | Rake $1.35

Board:

Seat 1: pikachoo1 didn't bet (folded)

Seat 2: Xelpho collected ($26.15), mucked

Seat 3: VaStriker1 didn't bet (folded)

Seat 4: SHARK810 is sitting out

Seat 5: hero (button) folded on the Flop

Seat 6: cow102 is sitting out

Seat 7: chookalooka (small blind) folded before the Flop

Seat 8: yoshiv300 (big blind) folded before the Flop

Seat 9: ekrr didn't bet (folded)

 

Sen kommer en hand där jag INTE gör rätt. Men vad ska han ha här? Jag har ingen read på honom. TT, JJ och QQ raisar man väl med. AK likaså. QJ limpar man väl inte UTG? Jag valde att sätta honom på ett flushdrag. Och när jag får in pengarna som underdog, då existerar inte klonken länge.

 

Tar ni synen? Jag var lite tiltad för tillfället, men det känns inte helt orimligt. Det är i och för sig en coinflip mot Ax i klöver också. Det finns fiskar som får in degen med nior här. Hade jag inte varit förbannad, hade jag nog foldat.

 

Full Tilt Poker Game #xxx: Table Rappeling - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:34:40 ET - 2009/12/20

Seat 1: NuTziNyOuRfAcE1 ($116.85)

Seat 2: JuhuiLovE ($119.25)

Seat 3: anti-locc ($44)

Seat 4: kushmaster514 ($49.30)

Seat 5: Ranjiiit ($20)

Seat 6: luchxlan ($21)

Seat 7: LastminTD ($64.05)

Seat 8: 13oobman ($43.05)

Seat 9: hero ($100)

13oobman posts the small blind of $0.50

hero posts the big blind of $1

The button is in seat #7

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to hero

NuTziNyOuRfAcE1 calls $1

JuhuiLovE folds

anti-locc folds

kushmaster514 folds

Ranjiiit folds

luchxlan has 15 seconds left to act

luchxlan folds

LastminTD folds

13oobman folds

hero checks

*** FLOP ***

hero bets $2.50

NuTziNyOuRfAcE1 raises to $5

hero has 15 seconds left to act

hero raises to $15

NuTziNyOuRfAcE1 raises to $115.85, and is all in

hero has 15 seconds left to act

hero has requested TIME

hero calls $84, and is all in

NuTziNyOuRfAcE1 shows

hero shows

Uncalled bet of $16.85 returned to NuTziNyOuRfAcE1

*** TURN ***

*** RIVER ***

NuTziNyOuRfAcE1 shows a straight, Ace high

hero shows two pair, Jacks and Tens

NuTziNyOuRfAcE1 wins the pot ($197.50) with a straight, Ace high

kushmaster514: nhnh

hero adds $100

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot $200.50 | Rake $3

Board:

Seat 1: NuTziNyOuRfAcE1 showed and won ($197.50) with a straight, Ace high

Seat 2: JuhuiLovE didn't bet (folded)

Seat 3: anti-locc didn't bet (folded)

Seat 4: kushmaster514 didn't bet (folded)

Seat 5: Ranjiiit didn't bet (folded)

Seat 6: luchxlan didn't bet (folded)

Seat 7: LastminTD (button) didn't bet (folded)

Seat 8: 13oobman (small blind) folded before the Flop

Seat 9: hero (big blind) showed and lost with two pair, Jacks and Tens

Spelade några sng på FTP alldeles precis, sitter hu med rätt kort stack och har fått gratisflop med T5o. Ser att det kommer 3 femmor och jag sitter där och njuter med fyrtalet, mörkarna är stora och jag blir glad för allt jag kan få.

 

Dock händer inget. Jag får ingen möjlighet att agera utan ser hur gata efter gata kommer ut. Antar att jag har hamnat all-in eller nåt (flera andra bord så jag tänker inte mer på det). Fi betar minbet och jag får ingen möjlighet att trycka in markerna. Jag ser hur tiden rinner ut och hur handen muckas.

 

Någon annan som varit med om samma sak på FTP? Fick ju massiv tilt och kastade bort mängder i marker i de två andra heads up som jag satt i.

 

Nej aldrig. Däremot har jag också fått massiv tilt några gånger. Det där låter som nånting du borde rapportera till supporten.

Mmm, jag älskar mina lördagsmornar vid pokerborden.

Å vilken skön julklapp: FTP tar tag i shortstackproblemet och höjer min-buyin på sina cashgamebord. Underbart. Nu ska vi spela post-flop-poker igen.

FTP kommer enligt uppgift att höja min-buyin på standard cash game-bord i sin nästa release.

 

..."To answer the most commonly asked question: we *are* going to raise the minimum buy-in on standard (no icon) tables. That’s not all we’re going to do, but that’s the biggest change. And that's all I can say about that until the update."...

 

Tysk och rysk poker står inför en stor omställning...

Ja det blev en sjuk session i morse. Ibland undrar man ju om man är med i dolda kameran.

 

Full Tilt Poker Game #xxx: Table Gardenia - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em -

Seat 1: jarlbraaten ($100)

Seat 2: speedster12487 ($100)

Seat 3: grapesmuggler ($54.90)

Seat 4: hero ($100)

Seat 5: TylerYan ($30.40)

Seat 6: gozer41 ($56.40)

Seat 7: 024KOBE ($37.50)

Seat 8: sugarrae7 ($118.95)

Seat 9: 9I_Be3yH4uk ($101)

grapesmuggler posts the small blind of $0.50

hero has 5 seconds left to act

hero posts the big blind of $1

The button is in seat #2

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to hero

TylerYan folds

gozer41 folds

024KOBE has 15 seconds left to act

024KOBE folds

sugarrae7 folds

9I_Be3yH4uk folds

speedster12487 folds

grapesmuggler raises to $3

hero has 15 seconds left to act

Han raisar med en massa händer. Inte orimlig syn, tycker jag.

hero calls $2

*** FLOP ***

grapesmuggler bets $4

Par och ett överkort. Inte orimlig syn här heller, åtminstone blind-on-blind

hero calls $4

*** TURN ***

grapesmuggler bets $8

hero has 15 seconds left to act

hero raises to $21

grapesmuggler raises to $47.90, and is all in

Jättebra syn om jag får säga det själv.

hero calls $26.90

grapesmuggler shows

hero shows

*** RIVER ***

grapesmuggler shows a full house, Queens full of Sixes

Jamen grattis...

hero shows three of a kind, Sixes

grapesmuggler wins the pot ($106.80) with a full house, Queens full of Sixes

hero adds $54.90

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot $109.80 | Rake $3

Board:

Seat 1: jarlbraaten is sitting out

Seat 2: speedster12487 (button) didn't bet (folded)

Seat 3: grapesmuggler (small blind) showed and won ($106.80) with a full house, Queens full of Sixes

Seat 4: hero (big blind) showed and lost with three of a kind, Sixes

Seat 5: TylerYan didn't bet (folded)

Seat 6: gozer41 didn't bet (folded)

Seat 7: 024KOBE didn't bet (folded)

Seat 8: sugarrae7 didn't bet (folded)

Seat 9: 9I_Be3yH4uk didn't bet (folded)

 

Full Tilt Poker Game #xxx: Table Gardenia - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em -

Seat 1: jarlbraaten ($108.45)

Seat 2: speedster12487 ($101.50)

Seat 3: schmarmarco ($100)

Seat 4: hero ($104.10)

Seat 5: TylerYan ($29.40)

Seat 6: gozer41 ($100.80)

Seat 7: 024KOBE ($71)

Seat 8: negajooingong ($100)

Seat 9: 9I_Be3yH4uk ($101)

schmarmarco posts the small blind of $0.50

hero posts the big blind of $1

The button is in seat #2

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to hero

TylerYan calls $1

gozer41 raises to $4.50

024KOBE folds

negajooingong folds

9I_Be3yH4uk folds

jarlbraaten folds

speedster12487 folds

schmarmarco has 15 seconds left to act

schmarmarco folds

schmarmarco adds $0.50

hero calls $3.50

TylerYan calls $3.50

*** FLOP ***

hero checks

TylerYan checks

gozer41 checks

*** TURN ***

Jag tänkte att om han nu slowspelar triss i ess, så åker degen in om jag betar litet.

hero bets $5

TylerYan folds

gozer41 calls $5

*** RIVER ***

hero bets $11.50

gozer41 raises to $23

Och så gör jag saken ännu värre genom att helt glömma min read och premiera honom för hans idiot-tur.

hero calls $11.50

*** SHOW DOWN ***

gozer41 shows four of a kind, Aces

hero mucks

gozer41 wins the pot ($67) with four of a kind, Aces

hero adds $28.40

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot $70 | Rake $3

Board:

Seat 1: jarlbraaten didn't bet (folded)

Seat 2: speedster12487 (button) didn't bet (folded)

Seat 3: schmarmarco (small blind) folded before the Flop

Seat 4: hero (big blind) mucked - a full house, Aces full of Nines

Seat 5: TylerYan folded on the Turn

Seat 6: gozer41 showed and won ($67) with four of a kind, Aces

Seat 7: 024KOBE didn't bet (folded)

Seat 8: negajooingong didn't bet (folded)

Seat 9: 9I_Be3yH4uk didn't bet (folded)

 

Full Tilt Poker Game #xxx: Table Sutcliff - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em -

Seat 1: NF13 ($38.20)

Seat 2: BORO5000 ($21.90)

Seat 3: dogbar ($77.05)

Seat 4: Tak Lui ($21.50)

Seat 5: HonestAbeX1 ($100)

Seat 6: LittleWeasel2 ($120.10)

Seat 7: hero ($100.50)

Seat 8: Mylly ($92)

Seat 9: bigjuicy1 ($69.35)

hero posts the small blind of $0.50

Mylly posts the big blind of $1

The button is in seat #6

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to hero

bigjuicy1 folds

NF13 folds

BORO5000 folds

dogbar folds

Tak Lui folds

HonestAbeX1 folds

LittleWeasel2 folds

hero raises to $3

Mylly has 15 seconds left to act

Mylly calls $2

*** FLOP ***

hero has 15 seconds left to act

hero bets $3.80

Mylly calls $3.80

*** TURN ***

hero checks

Mylly bets $8

hero calls $8

*** RIVER ***

Här tänkte jag att han hade ett sämre par eller ett sämre ess, så jag låter honom beta.

hero checks

Mylly has 15 seconds left to act

Mylly bets $17

hero calls $17

*** SHOW DOWN ***

Jo tjena. Syna mig med dominerat skit. Vinst varje gång.

Mylly shows two pair, Aces and Fives

hero mucks

Mylly wins the pot ($60.60) with two pair, Aces and Fives

hero adds $31.30

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot $63.60 | Rake $3

Board:

Seat 1: NF13 didn't bet (folded)

Seat 2: BORO5000 didn't bet (folded)

Seat 3: dogbar didn't bet (folded)

Seat 4: Tak Lui didn't bet (folded)

Seat 5: HonestAbeX1 didn't bet (folded)

Seat 6: LittleWeasel2 (button) didn't bet (folded)

Seat 7: hero (small blind) mucked - a pair of Aces

Seat 8: Mylly (big blind) showed 5 of HeartsAce of Diamonds and won ($60.60) with two pair, Aces and Fives

Seat 9: bigjuicy1 didn't bet (folded)

 

Full Tilt Poker Game #xxx: Table Storage - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em

Seat 1: pride8 ($25)

Seat 2: bevo96 ($40)

Seat 3: aklong ($68.50)

Seat 4: bigjuicy1 ($73.40)

Seat 5: hotpapaya ($75.80)

Seat 6: hero ($100)

Seat 7: David Schlager ($100)

Seat 8: noobazoid ($97.10)

Seat 9: WavyMcStackie ($48.10)

aklong posts the small blind of $0.50

bigjuicy1 posts the big blind of $1

pride8 posts $1

The button is in seat #2

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to hero 9 of Clubs9 of Diamonds

hotpapaya calls $1

hero raises to $5.50

David Schlager folds

noobazoid folds

WavyMcStackie folds

pride8 folds

bevo96 calls $5.50

aklong folds

bigjuicy1 folds

hotpapaya folds

*** FLOP *** 7 of DiamondsJack of Diamonds7 of Hearts

hero bets $10

bevo96 calls $10

*** TURN *** 7 of DiamondsJack of Diamonds7 of Hearts3 of Hearts

Check-fold eller fortsätta beta? Han känns inte alls stark, så jag kör på.

hero bets $12

bevo96 calls $12

*** RIVER *** 7 of DiamondsJack of Diamonds7 of Hearts3 of HeartsJack of Spades

hero has 15 seconds left to act

hero has requested TIME

Och har man baxat handen ända hit, så ska väl resten in. Knekten minskar chansen för att han har en knekt och ökar chansen att han viker tior.

hero bets $12

bevo96 raises to $12.50, and is all in

hero calls $0.50

*** SHOW DOWN ***

bevo96 shows King of SpadesJack of Clubs a full house, Jacks full of Sevens

hero mucks

bevo96 wins the pot ($80.50) with a full house, Jacks full of Sevens

hero adds $40

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot $83.50 | Rake $3

Board: 7 of DiamondsJack of Diamonds7 of Hearts3 of HeartsJack of Spades

Seat 1: pride8 folded before the Flop

Seat 2: bevo96 (button) showed King of SpadesJack of Clubs and won ($80.50) with a full house, Jacks full of Sevens

Seat 3: aklong (small blind) folded before the Flop

Seat 4: bigjuicy1 (big blind) folded before the Flop

Seat 5: hotpapaya folded before the Flop

Seat 6: hero mucked 9 of Clubs9 of Diamonds - two pair, Jacks and Nines

Seat 7: David Schlager didn't bet (folded)

Seat 8: noobazoid didn't bet (folded)

Seat 9: WavyMcStackie didn't bet (folded)

Noterar att han synar en UTG-raise med KJ offsuit. Bra att veta inför framtiden.

 

Full Tilt Poker Game #xxx: Table Maldon - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:38:13 ET - 2009/12/17

Seat 1: LitoMorgana ($30.95)

Seat 2: SumysGhost ($22.95)

Seat 3: bigjuicy1 ($96.60)

Seat 4: masterAKsuited ($31.30)

Seat 5: TheDuke1973 ($22.95)

Seat 6: Steve6599 ($47.05)

Seat 7: sebpereira ($21.20)

Seat 8: sdfghjklxcvbn ($95.05)

Seat 9: hero ($103.80)

sdfghjklxcvbn posts the small blind of $0.50

hero posts the big blind of $1

The button is in seat #7

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to hero 7 of SpadesKing of Spades

LitoMorgana folds

SumysGhost raises to $2

bigjuicy1 folds

masterAKsuited calls $2

TheDuke1973 folds

Steve6599 folds

sebpereira folds

sdfghjklxcvbn folds

Lite slaskigt, men hyfsade odds, jag ser en flopp.

hero calls $1

*** FLOP *** 3 of Clubs3 of SpadesAce of Spades

hero checks

SumysGhost bets $3

masterAKsuited folds

hero has 15 seconds left to act

hero has requested TIME

Och här sätter jag kronan på verket genom att försöka bluffa en kille av A6 offsuit. Jag tänkte att jag foldar ut en del mellanpar och broadways som slår mig och att jag har skaplig equity om jag ändå får syn.

hero raises to $101.80, and is all in

Undrar om han sätter mig på A2, A4 eller A5 här? Eller skulle det kunna vara så att han bara tänker "jag har två par - all in!"

SumysGhost calls $17.95, and is all in

hero shows 7 of SpadesKing of Spades

SumysGhost shows 6 of HeartsAce of Clubs

Uncalled bet of $80.85 returned to hero

*** TURN *** 3 of Clubs3 of SpadesAce of Spades10 of Diamonds

*** RIVER *** 3 of Clubs3 of SpadesAce of Spades10 of Diamonds9 of Clubs

hero shows a pair of Threes

SumysGhost shows two pair, Aces and Threes

SumysGhost wins the pot ($46) with two pair, Aces and Threes

hero adds $19.15

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot $48.40 | Rake $2.40

Board: 3 of Clubs3 of SpadesAce of Spades10 of Diamonds9 of Clubs

Seat 1: LitoMorgana didn't bet (folded)

Seat 2: SumysGhost showed 6 of HeartsAce of Clubs and won ($46) with two pair, Aces and Threes

Seat 3: bigjuicy1 didn't bet (folded)

Seat 4: masterAKsuited folded on the Flop

Seat 5: TheDuke1973 didn't bet (folded)

Seat 6: Steve6599 didn't bet (folded)

Seat 7: sebpereira (button) didn't bet (folded)

Seat 8: sdfghjklxcvbn (small blind) folded before the Flop

Seat 9: hero (big blind) showed 7 of SpadesKing of Spades and lost with a pair of Threes

Det slår ju aldrig fel. Har dom postat den där dollarn så måste dom försvara den och kasta bort lite till.

 

Full Tilt Poker Game #xxx: Table Dove Cove - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:27:11 ET - 2009/12/16

Seat 1: Geauxheels ($39.40)

Seat 2: reaper7700 ($48.50)

Seat 3: Bear10 ($100)

Seat 4: XxxJMoneyxxX ($117.70)

Seat 5: hero ($107.55)

Seat 6: DConfused1 ($77.60)

Seat 7: bondo123 ($58)

Seat 8: maximumenergy ($101.40)

Seat 9: CALIKILLBUSH ($48.45)

DConfused1 posts the small blind of $0.50

bondo123 posts the big blind of $1

5 seconds left to act

Bear10 posts $1

The button is in seat #5

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to hero

maximumenergy folds

CALIKILLBUSH folds

Geauxheels folds

reaper7700 folds

Bear10 checks

XxxJMoneyxxX folds

hero raises to $4.50

DConfused1 folds

bondo123 folds

Bear10 calls $3.50

*** FLOP ***

Bear10 checks

hero bets $7

Bear10 folds

Uncalled bet of $7 returned to hero

hero mucks

hero wins the pot ($10)

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot $10.50 | Rake $0.50

Board:

Seat 1: Geauxheels didn't bet (folded)

Seat 2: reaper7700 didn't bet (folded)

Seat 3: Bear10 folded on the Flop

Seat 4: XxxJMoneyxxX didn't bet (folded)

Seat 5: hero (button) collected ($10), mucked

Seat 6: DConfused1 (small blind) folded before the Flop

Seat 7: bondo123 (big blind) folded before the Flop

Seat 8: maximumenergy didn't bet (folded)

Seat 9: CALIKILLBUSH didn't bet (folded)

 

Ett svagt ess var min read och jag hade faktiskt rätt. Han stoppar in sina sista 7.55 också, så han kan gå och lägga sig sen.

 

Full Tilt Poker Game #xxx: Table Wimmer - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:19:39 ET - 2009/12/16

Seat 1: Jlydoman ($49.90)

Seat 2: gmandv888 ($55.40)

Seat 3: Thoraz ($25.05)

Seat 4: biker1376 ($17.50)

Seat 5: hero ($107.35)

Seat 6: squeege55 ($100)

Seat 7: all3nvan ($140.55)

Seat 8: negajooingong ($100)

Seat 9: creepfish ($21.50)

negajooingong posts the small blind of $0.50

creepfish has 5 seconds left to act

creepfish has timed out

creepfish stands up

Jlydoman is sitting out

gmandv888 posts the big blind of $1

The button is in seat #7

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to hero

Jlydoman stands up

Thoraz calls $1

biker1376 has 15 seconds left to act

biker1376 folds

boogie21176 sits down

hero raises to $4.50

squeege55 folds

boogie21176 adds $31.40

all3nvan folds

negajooingong folds

negajooingong adds $0.50

gmandv888 folds

Thoraz calls $3.50

*** FLOP ***

Thoraz checks

Iseeuhand sits down

Iseeuhand adds $20

hero has 15 seconds left to act

hero bets $6.50

Thoraz raises to $13

hero has 15 seconds left to act

hero raises to $42.50

Thoraz calls $7.55, and is all in

hero shows

Thoraz shows

Uncalled bet of $21.95 returned to hero

*** TURN ***

*** RIVER ***

hero shows two pair, Aces and Kings

Thoraz shows two pair, Aces and Kings

hero wins the pot ($49.05) with two pair, Aces and Kings

Thoraz is sitting out

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot $51.60 | Rake $2.55

Board:

Seat 1: Jlydoman is sitting out

Seat 2: gmandv888 (big blind) folded before the Flop

Seat 3: Thoraz showed and lost with two pair, Aces and Kings

Seat 4: biker1376 didn't bet (folded)

Seat 5: hero showed and won ($49.05) with two pair, Aces and Kings

Seat 6: squeege55 didn't bet (folded)

Seat 7: all3nvan (button) didn't bet (folded)

Seat 8: negajooingong (small blind) folded before the Flop

Seat 9: creepfish is sitting out

Shortstack-ryssar postflop är ungefär som jag var en gång när jag var liten och spelade hockey och hoppade in på isen med skydden kvar på skridskorna.

 

Full Tilt Poker Game #xxx: Table Marauder - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:24:19 ET - 2009/12/15

Seat 1: kolega 69 ($116.55)

Seat 2: zalalRUS ($18.65)

Seat 3: eliseo ($20.50)

Seat 4: Idigbroads ($32.35)

Seat 5: hero ($116.30)

Seat 6: Capital Loss ($13)

Seat 7: SD drizzle ($35.95)

Seat 8: topornuts ($18.50)

Seat 9: ooosa4life ($55.60)

hero posts the small blind of $0.50

Capital Loss posts the big blind of $1

The button is in seat #4

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to hero

SD drizzle folds

topornuts folds

ooosa4life calls $1

kolega 69 folds

zalalRUS raises to $4

eliseo folds

Idigbroads folds

hero calls $3.50

Capital Loss folds

ooosa4life folds

*** FLOP ***

hero checks

zalalRUS checks

*** TURN ***

hero bets $15

zalalRUS calls $14.65, and is all in

Snap call. Han slår ju... ja, vad slår han egentligen..?

hero shows

zalalRUS shows

Uncalled bet of $0.35 returned to hero

*** RIVER ***

hero shows two pair, Eights and Sevens

zalalRUS shows a pair of Sevens

hero wins the pot ($37.35) with two pair, Eights and Sevens

zalalRUS adds $20

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot $39.30 | Rake $1.95

Board:

Seat 1: kolega 69 didn't bet (folded)

Seat 2: zalalRUS showed and lost with a pair of Sevens

Seat 3: eliseo didn't bet (folded)

Seat 4: Idigbroads (button) didn't bet (folded)

Seat 5: hero (small blind) showed and won ($37.35) with two pair, Eights and Sevens

Seat 6: Capital Loss (big blind) folded before the Flop

Seat 7: SD drizzle didn't bet (folded)

Seat 8: topornuts didn't bet (folded)

Seat 9: ooosa4life folded before the Flop

 

ÄGD!

Jag tuffar på som ett ånglok på björkved i cashgames, så man kan ju undra varför jag skulle spela SNG's, som gör mig totalt sinnessjuk och jag dessutom bara plussar marginellt på.

 

Lille firren försvarar sin dollar på big blind med kung-fem offsuit.

 

Full Tilt Poker Game #xxx: Table Savor - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:37:03 ET - 2009/12/15

Seat 1: ACES ON ROCKS ($35.05)

Seat 2: hero ($128.50)

Seat 3: B_Simpson1927 ($20)

Seat 4: genocide088 ($24.05)

Seat 5: Commander Call ($178.70)

Seat 6: GolemGG ($27.50)

Seat 7: bigjuicy1 ($65)

Seat 8: birdie19 ($55.15)

Seat 9: Tak Lui ($23.70)

Commander Call posts the small blind of $0.50

GolemGG posts the big blind of $1

The button is in seat #4

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to hero

bigjuicy1 folds

birdie19 folds

Tak Lui folds

ACES ON ROCKS folds

hero raises to $3.50

genocide088 folds

Commander Call folds

GolemGG calls $2.50

*** FLOP ***

GolemGG has 15 seconds left to act

GolemGG bets $4

hero has 15 seconds left to act

hero raises to $24

GolemGG has 15 seconds left to act

GolemGG has requested TIME

Och han stekte och han stekte... till slut kom han fram till att jag nog hade pocket-nior

GolemGG calls $20, and is all in

hero shows

GolemGG shows

*** TURN ***

*** RIVER ***

hero shows two pair, Kings and Queens

GolemGG shows a pair of Kings

hero wins the pot ($52.75) with two pair, Kings and Queens

GolemGG is sitting out

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot $55.50 | Rake $2.75

Board:

Seat 1: ACES ON ROCKS didn't bet (folded)

Seat 2: hero showed and won ($52.75) with two pair, Kings and Queens

Seat 3: B_Simpson1927 is sitting out

Seat 4: genocide088 (button) didn't bet (folded)

Seat 5: Commander Call (small blind) folded before the Flop

Seat 6: GolemGG (big blind) showed and lost with a pair of Kings

Seat 7: bigjuicy1 didn't bet (folded)

Seat 8: birdie19 didn't bet (folded)

Seat 9: Tak Lui didn't bet (folded)

 

ÄGD!

Jag håller med OP.

 

Tvivlar på att dom ökar sin kundbas med sån reklam (inte hört den själv)

Jamen hur fan är det möjligt...?

 

Full Tilt Poker Game #xxx: $10 + $1 Sit & Go (124708107), Table 1 - 20/40 - No Limit Hold'em - 6:10:25 ET - 2009/12/13

Seat 2: Weasel2008 (1,755)

Seat 3: Panika (1,405)

Seat 4: emmares (1,450)

Seat 5: Kekowski (1,410)

Seat 6: hero (1,460)

Seat 7: Showboat710 (1,725)

Seat 8: korney_33 (1,395)

Seat 9: aussieman22 (2,900)

hero posts the small blind of 20

Showboat710 posts the big blind of 40

The button is in seat #5

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to hero

korney_33 folds

aussieman22 folds

Weasel2008 folds

Panika folds

emmares folds

Kekowski folds

hero raises to 115

Showboat710 calls 75

*** FLOP ***

hero bets 175

Showboat710 calls 175

*** TURN ***

hero bets 335

Showboat710 raises to 670

hero raises to 1,170, and is all in

Showboat710 calls 500

hero shows

Showboat710 shows

*** RIVER ***

hero shows three of a kind, Aces

Showboat710 shows a straight, Five high

Showboat710 wins the pot (2,920) with a straight, Five high

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot 2,920 | Rake 0

Board:

Seat 2: Weasel2008 didn't bet (folded)

Seat 3: Panika didn't bet (folded)

Seat 4: emmares didn't bet (folded)

Seat 5: Kekowski (button) didn't bet (folded)

Seat 6: hero (small blind) showed and lost with three of a kind, Aces

Seat 7: Showboat710 (big blind) showed and won (2,920) with a straight, Five high

Seat 8: korney_33 didn't bet (folded)

Seat 9: aussieman22 didn't bet (folded)

 

Hur dum i huvet är man om man synar med fyra-två offsuit? Men å andra sidan - han floppar ju jätteduktigt.

 

Jag har spelat ett tiotal SN's här nu och det är ju rena rama twilight zone. Att syna all in med sämsta handen mot mig är klockrent. Det kan inte gå fel. Och i den tionde och sista är vi tre kvar. Jag plockar upp damer och går all in. Hur stor är sannolikheten att big blind sitter med kungar i det läget? Ja, mellan 85 och 90% verkar det som.

 

Nu ska jag inte spela SNG's på mycket mycket länge för det gör mig helt galen.

Dessa förbannade jävla idiot-ryssar. Syna all in med 15% equity. Dom är så jävla dåliga. Hur fan hittar man syn med knekt tio offsuit här? Två gånger dessutom.

 

Full Tilt Poker Game #xxx: $10 + $1 Sit & Go (124705777), Table 1 - 25/50 - No Limit Hold'em - 5:52:43 ET - 2009/12/13

Seat 2: ZombiGambler (1,570)

Seat 3: rimmma8 (3,420)

Seat 4: AceupyourA (2,700)

Seat 5: Qs-man3 (1,470)

Seat 7: Fairfax916 (1,325)

Seat 8: hero (1,700)

Seat 9: jcbsrjoe (1,315)

jcbsrjoe posts the small blind of 25

ZombiGambler posts the big blind of 50

The button is in seat #8

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to hero

rimmma8 calls 50

AceupyourA folds

Qs-man3 raises to 100

Fairfax916 folds

hero calls 100

jcbsrjoe folds

ZombiGambler folds

rimmma8 calls 50

*** FLOP ***

rimmma8 bets 300

Qs-man3 folds

hero raises to 1,600, and is all in

rimmma8 has 15 seconds left to act

rimmma8 calls 1,300

hero shows

rimmma8 shows

*** TURN ***

*** RIVER ***

hero shows two pair, Kings and Tens

rimmma8 shows three of a kind, Tens

rimmma8 wins the pot (3,575) with three of a kind, Tens

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot 3,575 | Rake 0

Board:

Seat 2: ZombiGambler (big blind) folded before the Flop

Seat 3: rimmma8 showed and won (3,575) with three of a kind, Tens

Seat 4: AceupyourA didn't bet (folded)

Seat 5: Qs-man3 folded on the Flop

Seat 7: Fairfax916 didn't bet (folded)

Seat 8: hero (button) showed and lost with two pair, Kings and Tens

Seat 9: jcbsrjoe (small blind) folded before the Flop

Det har varit lite tröttsamt de senaste dagarna. Man får in degen preflop med KK mot fiskens 88 och floppen kommer 884... Och nu snackar vi inte SNG's utan cash game med fulla stackar.

 

Men i långa loppet har ju de här klonktomtarna inte en chans:

 

Full Tilt Poker Game #xxx: Table Excelsior - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 3:03:02 ET - 2009/12/13

Seat 1: edinho81 ($24.75)

Seat 2: derekAA ($87.50)

Seat 3: haistack ($35)

Seat 4: noon ($41.40)

Seat 5: kattyjoj ($150.15)

Seat 6: PAPELINOS ($20)

Seat 7: KKurosawAA ($21.50)

Seat 8: daBAAC ($100)

Seat 9: hero ($105.50)

derekAA posts the small blind of $0.50

haistack posts the big blind of $1

The button is in seat #1

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to hero

noon calls $1

kattyjoj has 15 seconds left to act

kattyjoj calls $1

PAPELINOS folds

PAPELINOS is sitting out

daBAAC folds

PAPELINOS stands up

hero raises to $6

edinho81 folds

derekAA folds

combat503 adds $40

haistack calls $5

noon folds

kattyjoj has 15 seconds left to act

kattyjoj folds

*** FLOP ***

haistack bets $29, and is all in

hero calls $29

haistack shows

hero shows

*** TURN ***

*** RIVER ***

haistack shows a pair of Threes

hero shows a pair of Queens

hero wins the pot ($69.50) with a pair of Queens

haistack is sitting out

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot $72.50 | Rake $3

Board:

Seat 1: edinho81 (button) didn't bet (folded)

Seat 2: derekAA (small blind) folded before the Flop

Seat 3: haistack (big blind) showed and lost with a pair of Threes

Seat 4: noon folded before the Flop

Seat 5: kattyjoj folded before the Flop

Seat 6: PAPELINOS didn't bet (folded)

Seat 7: KKurosawAA is sitting out

Seat 8: daBAAC didn't bet (folded)

Seat 9: hero showed and won ($69.50) with a pair of Queens

 

ägd