hej min dagbok

[obvspeltorsk]

Sitter du på rättpsyk i piteå?

[slarvsylta]

Sitter du på rättpsyk i piteå?

 

nej sitter i Sundsvall !!!!

[slarvsylta]

yeeeeaaaahhhh!! tiny angel is back!! ahahhahaha

He was hiding for soooo long because he was too scared of the DEVIL, the real power ahhahahaha

 

Tell me, when we will play? It makes like 2 month we didn't play at all... seems like you resigned ahahahahahah, :twisted:

Devil is too strong for tiny angel LOOOOLL

 

we can play .05 .10 25 doollar Deep i cant play you higher. i only have like 1 k so i need to recover first it can take some time !!!!!!

[LimpFoldAces]

[slarvsylta]

kunde inte hlla händerna borta från .25 50 Deep det får bära eller brista !!!!!

 

PokerStars Hand #99130203910: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50 USD) - 2013/05/26 16:01:14 CET [2013/05/26 10:01:14 ET]

Table 'Haffner II' 6-max Seat #5 is the button

Seat 1: dzsoszer ($125 in chips)

Seat 2: limiaoxun ($90.41 in chips)

Seat 3: Cpartan12 ($50 in chips)

Seat 4: tiltar_malle ($128.27 in chips)

Seat 5: Siduk1 ($158.76 in chips)

Seat 6: zwjsh ($132.94 in chips)

zwjsh: posts small blind $0.25

dzsoszer: posts big blind $0.50

dzsoszer: posts the ante $0.10

limiaoxun: posts the ante $0.10

Cpartan12: posts the ante $0.10

tiltar_malle: posts the ante $0.10

Siduk1: posts the ante $0.10

zwjsh: posts the ante $0.10

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to tiltar_malle

limiaoxun: raises $0.75 to $1.25

Cpartan12: folds

tiltar_malle: raises $3.93 to $5.18

Siduk1: folds

zwjsh: folds

dzsoszer: calls $4.68

limiaoxun: calls $3.93

*** FLOP ***

dzsoszer: checks

limiaoxun: checks

tiltar_malle: bets $11.22

dzsoszer: raises $19.03 to $30.25

limiaoxun: folds

tiltar_malle: calls $19.03

*** TURN ***

dzsoszer: checks

tiltar_malle: bets $92.74 and is all-in

dzsoszer: calls $89.47 and is all-in

Uncalled bet ($3.27) returned to tiltar_malle

*** RIVER ***

*** SHOW DOWN ***

dzsoszer: shows (high card Ace)

tiltar_malle: shows (high card Ace - Queen kicker)

tiltar_malle collected $253.33 from pot

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot $255.83 | Rake $2.50

Board

Seat 1: dzsoszer (big blind) showed and lost with high card Ace

Seat 2: limiaoxun folded on the Flop

Seat 3: Cpartan12 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 4: tiltar_malle showed and won ($253.33) with high card Ace

Seat 5: Siduk1 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 6: zwjsh (small blind) folded before Flop

[slarvsylta]

ahahahahhaha SAME EXCUSE again and again ahahahhahahaha

 

Incredible ahahahah, demon is so strong, you always find tiny shitty excuse ahaha, keep crying LOL :ola:

 

i can play you on 1 table .25 50 Deep table !!!!!! fkker

[slarvsylta]

weeeee jag kommer torska allt snart weeeeee :lol:

 

 

 

PokerStars Hand #99141678441: Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2 USD) - 2013/05/26 19:55:41 CET [2013/05/26 13:55:41 ET]

Table 'Dhotel II' 6-max Seat #4 is the button

Seat 3: Eran4444 ($502.40 in chips)

Seat 4: tiltar_malle ($500 in chips)

tiltar_malle: posts small blind $1

Eran4444: posts big blind $2

Eran4444: posts the ante $0.40

tiltar_malle: posts the ante $0.40

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to tiltar_malle

tiltar_malle: raises $4 to $6

Eran4444: raises $16 to $22

tiltar_malle: calls $16

*** FLOP ***

Eran4444: bets $30

tiltar_malle: calls $30

*** TURN ***

Eran4444: bets $78

tiltar_malle: calls $78

*** RIVER ***

Eran4444: bets $322

tiltar_malle: raises $47.60 to $369.60 and is all-in

biden0001 joins the table at seat #2

Eran4444: calls $47.60

*** SHOW DOWN ***

tiltar_malle: shows (four of a kind, Fours)

Eran4444: shows (two pair, Kings and Fours)

tiltar_malle collected $999.50 from pot

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot $1000 | Rake $0.50

Board

Seat 3: Eran4444 (big blind) showed and lost with two pair, Kings and Fours

Seat 4: tiltar_malle (button) (small blind) showed and won ($999.50) with four of a kind, Fours

[slarvsylta]

LIMPFOLD IM AFTER YOU I NEED TO PLAY YOU FOR MY ROLL IM ABOUT TO GRIND >YOUUU DOWN FOR REALLLLLLL MAKE MY BR SO BIUGGGGGGG BIGGGGGG FKKKKK yooyooyoyoyoy AAaaaaaa yeeaaaahhh im going to crush you so hard this is my Life im talking about i need to finish you this is my Dream ii am on a mission to bust you !!!!

 

yeahh buddy aja vi snckar inte så mycket om livet men det får inte bli så här att man sitter och spele bort allt jaaa vafan man e ju dEg Degenerete mmmmmm aaaaaa vafan man kommer alltid va det så vad gör man !!!

 

 

kanske att jag får jobba som målare igen jag bodde i Köpenhamn förut 1 år och jobba där var fett nice rökte hela tiden och gick runt och garva och snacka med folk och jobba hårt det var nice och spela bort allt och sådär på lången men man får ju action satt vafan jag skiter i kan leva så det är inget fel med det jag får säga det att jag kommer att vara easy peasy med allt satt man inte går runt och mår dåligt jag skiter i eller hur det ordnar sig mmmm

 

 

vann en till på 1-2 500 dollar Deep satt man är + mmm

 

PokerStars Hand #99142207378: Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2 USD) - 2013/05/26 20:07:02 CET [2013/05/26 14:07:02 ET]

Table 'Dhotel II' 6-max Seat #3 is the button

Seat 2: Pearl Jam87 ($198.20 in chips)

Seat 3: Eran4444 ($574.79 in chips)

Seat 4: tiltar_malle ($948.23 in chips)

Seat 5: auuurs ($208.80 in chips)

Seat 6: Battles_100 ($538.41 in chips)

tiltar_malle: posts small blind $1

auuurs: posts big blind $2

Pearl Jam87: posts the ante $0.40

Eran4444: posts the ante $0.40

tiltar_malle: posts the ante $0.40

auuurs: posts the ante $0.40

Battles_100: posts the ante $0.40

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to tiltar_malle

Battles_100: folds

Pearl Jam87: raises $4 to $6

Eran4444: folds

tiltar_malle: calls $5

auuurs: folds

*** FLOP ***

tiltar_malle: bets $11.19

Pearl Jam87: raises $22.81 to $34

tiltar_malle: calls $22.81

*** TURN ***

tiltar_malle: checks

Pearl Jam87: bets $40

tiltar_malle: calls $40

*** RIVER ***

tiltar_malle: checks

Pearl Jam87: bets $117.80 and is all-in

tiltar_malle: calls $117.80

*** SHOW DOWN ***

Pearl Jam87: shows (high card Ace)

tiltar_malle: shows (a pair of Kings)

tiltar_malle collected $396.80 from pot

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot $399.60 | Rake $2.80

Board

Seat 2: Pearl Jam87 showed and lost with high card Ace

Seat 3: Eran4444 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 4: tiltar_malle (small blind) showed and won ($396.80) with a pair of Kings

Seat 5: auuurs (big blind) folded before Flop

Seat 6: Battles_100 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

 

 

skit samma jag lever och jag ger upp och säger att det var tider det när man hade jobb i Copenhagen och måla !!!! mm

 

ja det blir väl så om man inte kan grinda men det kanske man kan om man e smart men det är jag inte så jag skiter i allt och ser om det löser sig så vad händer om man spelar jo man torskar med störtsta sannolikhet men kankse vafan vi får se !!!!!!!!!

 

 

vann en till hihih kolla mina scared Money hahahahhaa !!!!

 

 

 

PokerStars Hand #99143068239: Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2 USD) - 2013/05/26 20:21:32 CET [2013/05/26 14:21:32 ET]

Table 'Dhotel II' 6-max Seat #2 is the button

Seat 1: EliasRieken ($253.87 in chips)

Seat 2: TimStone ($200 in chips)

Seat 3: Eran4444 ($570.62 in chips)

Seat 4: tiltar_malle ($1187.89 in chips)

Seat 5: auuurs ($200 in chips)

Seat 6: Battles_100 ($752.18 in chips)

Eran4444: posts small blind $1

tiltar_malle: posts big blind $2

EliasRieken: posts the ante $0.40

TimStone: posts the ante $0.40

Eran4444: posts the ante $0.40

tiltar_malle: posts the ante $0.40

auuurs: posts the ante $0.40

Battles_100: posts the ante $0.40

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to tiltar_malle

auuurs: folds

Battles_100: raises $4 to $6

EliasRieken: folds

TimStone: folds

Eran4444: folds

tiltar_malle: calls $4

*** FLOP ***

tiltar_malle: checks

Battles_100: bets $12

tiltar_malle: calls $12

*** TURN ***

tiltar_malle: checks

Battles_100: bets $35

tiltar_malle: calls $35

*** RIVER ***

tiltar_malle: checks

Battles_100: bets $75

tiltar_malle: calls $75

*** SHOW DOWN ***

Battles_100: shows (a straight, Ten to Ace)

tiltar_malle: shows (a flush, Ace high)

tiltar_malle collected $256.60 from pot

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot $259.40 | Rake $2.80

Board

Seat 1: EliasRieken folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 2: TimStone (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 3: Eran4444 (small blind) folded before Flop

Seat 4: tiltar_malle (big blind) showed and won ($256.60) with a flush, Ace high

Seat 5: auuurs folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 6: Battles_100 showed and lost with a straight, Ten to Ace

 

yeyey vi lever och det är nice vi får ett till sätt att leva med oss kommer man inte så långt men man kommer till heaven i alla fall mmm vi snckakes !!!!!!!!

[slarvsylta]

Hahahahahahahahahaahahahahaha !"!!!!!!! he quit me afteer 70 hands hahahahhahaahahhahahah

 

 

 

 

PokerStars Home Game Hand #99185917676: {Epic Heads-Up Games} Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50 USD) - 2013/05/27 18:56:50 CET [2013/05/27 12:56:50 ET]

Table 'Hammonia V' 6-max Seat #6 is the button

Seat 3: LimpFoldAces ($136.28 in chips)

Seat 6: tiltar_malle ($245.45 in chips)

tiltar_malle: posts small blind $0.25

LimpFoldAces: posts big blind $0.50

LimpFoldAces: posts the ante $0.10

tiltar_malle: posts the ante $0.10

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to tiltar_malle

tiltar_malle: raises $1 to $1.50

LimpFoldAces: raises $3.50 to $5

tiltar_malle: raises $9.42 to $14.42

LimpFoldAces: calls $9.42

*** FLOP ***

LimpFoldAces: bets $14

tiltar_malle: calls $14

*** TURN ***

LimpFoldAces: checks

tiltar_malle: bets $25

LimpFoldAces: calls $25

*** RIVER ***

LimpFoldAces: bets $82.76 and is all-in

tiltar_malle: calls $82.76

*** SHOW DOWN ***

LimpFoldAces: shows (a pair of Kings)

tiltar_malle: shows (three of a kind, Tens)

tiltar_malle collected $272.06 from pot

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot $272.56 | Rake $0.50

Board

Seat 3: LimpFoldAces (big blind) showed and lost with a pair of Kings

Seat 6: tiltar_malle (button) (small blind) showed and won ($272.06) with three of a kind, Tens

[LimpFoldAces]

[slarvsylta]

LOOLLLLLL incredible how fkin stupid you are

We played like 200 hands, and you ran SOOOOOO goooooddd AHAHHAH

 

Winning 53o against AKs for 300$.... incredible....

 

hahahhahahahaahahahahahahahaa !!!!!! you tell me : I HOPE YOU DIE and then you leave after 70 hands hahhahahahhahahah what a fish you are hahhahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaaha

[LimpFoldAces]

[slarvsylta]

and then you don't want to play me more than 1 table and you quit after AHAHHAHAHAHAH

Tiny angel is so scared to lose all his tiny roll in kindergartnen stakes ahahahahah

 

you are about to die i can feel it you are in the ass of idiots so go to HEav if you are smart !!!!! dont try the Dirty road you will only get Dirty and Money is nothing for me i tried to reach highstakes and i will again when i get a chance so go to your kindergarden stakes for the rest of your Life and belive you are this Master demon hahahahahahhahhahahahahaahahh FISH !!!!

 

you Think you are powerfull we lahghu at you i need you to belive you dont can go to heaven if you go to hell so once you are decided you will last for that so Think about it !!!!!

[slarvsylta]

jag vet att du är död satt jag kommer att vinna !!!!!!!! visa respekt och vinn det är allt ditt uppdrag är att ta honom satt jag kan dela iuuut instructions in the game men det tar tid det finns inget att göra här satt lira hela dagarna och sa det LÖUUIUUNGT !!!!!!! mmmm ta det lugnt vi kommer vinna om det är det du undrar jag kommer ta aaaaaa !!!!! YEEAAAHH !!!!

[slarvsylta]

min resa har börjat jag kom tillbax och tilta skiten ur limpfold det var allt jag ville innan jag dör satt nu är jag redo att ta nst sadsfwsigpjwräåwrtpijrewåätigjerpoitjkgaegkrtjapoeirjtg¨paoerjkg¨poaerkgvle.övaevb aeawrö¨gåäåpö åaekgåoerkgåolaerkgåpaeri

aeårkgt'¨åadfsäflöff.öflflflfflfflflffjmgp ae¨'nrgfokajenmrpg ajkepgrkae

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[slarvsylta]

He left me again after 79 hands this is to funny hahahahhahahahahahaahahahahah !!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

PokerStars Home Game Hand #99231234285: {Epic Heads-Up Games} Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50 USD) - 2013/05/28 18:23:52 CET [2013/05/28 12:23:52 ET]

Table 'Hammonia V' 6-max Seat #3 is the button

Seat 3: LimpFoldAces ($125 in chips)

Seat 6: tiltar_malle ($202.10 in chips)

LimpFoldAces: posts small blind $0.25

tiltar_malle: posts big blind $0.50

LimpFoldAces: posts the ante $0.10

tiltar_malle: posts the ante $0.10

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to tiltar_malle

LimpFoldAces: raises $0.50 to $1

tiltar_malle: raises $3 to $4

LimpFoldAces: raises $8 to $12

tiltar_malle: calls $8

*** FLOP ***

tiltar_malle: checks

LimpFoldAces: bets $14

tiltar_malle: raises $176 to $190 and is all-in

LimpFoldAces: calls $98.90 and is all-in

Uncalled bet ($77.10) returned to tiltar_malle

*** TURN ***

*** RIVER ***

*** SHOW DOWN ***

tiltar_malle: shows (a pair of Nines)

LimpFoldAces: shows (a pair of Threes)

tiltar_malle collected $249.50 from pot

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot $250 | Rake $0.50

Board

Seat 3: LimpFoldAces (button) (small blind) showed and lost with a pair of Threes

Seat 6: tiltar_malle (big blind) showed and won ($249.50) with a pair of Nines

 

 

 

 

PokerStars Home Game Hand #99231397400: {Epic Heads-Up Games} Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50 USD) - 2013/05/28 18:27:31 CET [2013/05/28 12:27:31 ET]

Table 'Hammonia V' 6-max Seat #3 is the button

Seat 3: LimpFoldAces ($144.40 in chips)

Seat 6: tiltar_malle ($306.59 in chips)

LimpFoldAces: posts small blind $0.25

tiltar_malle: posts big blind $0.50

LimpFoldAces: posts the ante $0.10

tiltar_malle: posts the ante $0.10

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to tiltar_malle

LimpFoldAces: raises $0.50 to $1

tiltar_malle: calls $0.50

*** FLOP ***

tiltar_malle: checks

LimpFoldAces: bets $2

tiltar_malle: raises $4.50 to $6.50

LimpFoldAces: calls $4.50

*** TURN ***

tiltar_malle: bets $11

LimpFoldAces: raises $19.50 to $30.50

tiltar_malle: raises $268.49 to $298.99 and is all-in

LimpFoldAces: calls $106.30 and is all-in

Uncalled bet ($162.19) returned to tiltar_malle

*** RIVER ***

*** SHOW DOWN ***

tiltar_malle: shows (a flush, Jack high)

LimpFoldAces: shows (a full house, Deuces full of Eights)

LimpFoldAces collected $288.30 from pot

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot $288.80 | Rake $0.50

Board

Seat 3: LimpFoldAces (button) (small blind) showed and won ($288.30) with a full house, Deuces full of Eights

Seat 6: tiltar_malle (big blind) showed and lost with a flush, Jack high

[LevaLeva1]

Fan va action det var här då!

[slarvsylta]

Fan va action det var här då!

 

aaa lite allfall :lol:

 

 

Dagens fångst !!!! YiiiHaaaaaaaa

 

 

PokerStars Hand #99264258359: Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2 USD) - 2013/05/29 11:25:07 CET [2013/05/29 5:25:07 ET]

Table 'Adalberta III' 6-max Seat #4 is the button

Seat 2: tobe4funas ($670.77 in chips)

Seat 4: tiltar_malle ($688.77 in chips)

Seat 5: feels2goood ($223.94 in chips)

feels2goood: posts small blind $1

tobe4funas: posts big blind $2

tobe4funas: posts the ante $0.40

tiltar_malle: posts the ante $0.40

feels2goood: posts the ante $0.40

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to tiltar_malle

tiltar_malle: raises $4 to $6

feels2goood: folds

tobe4funas: calls $4

*** FLOP ***

tobe4funas: checks

tiltar_malle: checks

*** TURN ***

tobe4funas: bets $9

tiltar_malle: raises $19.44 to $28.44

tobe4funas: raises $71.56 to $100

tiltar_malle: calls $71.56

*** RIVER ***

tobe4funas: bets $564.37 and is all-in

tiltar_malle: calls $564.37

*** SHOW DOWN ***

tobe4funas: shows (a pair of Eights)

tiltar_malle: shows (a straight, Six to Ten)

tiltar_malle collected $1341.44 from pot

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot $1342.94 | Rake $1.50

Board

Seat 2: tobe4funas (big blind) showed and lost with a pair of Eights

Seat 4: tiltar_malle (button) showed and won ($1341.44) with a straight, Six to Ten

Seat 5: feels2goood (small blind) folded before Flop

[slarvsylta]

Limpfold bitaachhh scared of the tiny angel ?????? you go to hell and looses not only your Money your soul is lost im taking it for cleaning so come to my tables and play me more then 79 hands you fkn fish !!!!!!

[slarvsylta]

vad hade du gjort ????

 

 

PokerStars Hand #99307758988: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50 USD) - 2013/05/30 8:37:04 CET [2013/05/30 2:37:04 ET]

Table 'Klet II' 6-max Seat #2 is the button

Seat 1: Joony_quest ($181.69 in chips)

Seat 2: smallon2012 ($139.09 in chips)

Seat 3: tiltar_malle ($161.36 in chips)

Seat 4: kpwl ($204.16 in chips)

Seat 5: COH1bAAAA ($114.40 in chips)

Seat 6: l LadyLuck l ($140.25 in chips)

tiltar_malle: posts small blind $0.25

kpwl: posts big blind $0.50

Joony_quest: posts the ante $0.10

smallon2012: posts the ante $0.10

tiltar_malle: posts the ante $0.10

kpwl: posts the ante $0.10

COH1bAAAA: posts the ante $0.10

l LadyLuck l: posts the ante $0.10

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to tiltar_malle

COH1bAAAA: folds

l LadyLuck l: raises $1 to $1.50

Joony_quest: calls $1.50

smallon2012: calls $1.50

tiltar_malle: raises $5.72 to $7.22

kpwl: folds

l LadyLuck l: raises $13.33 to $20.55

Joony_quest: folds

smallon2012: folds

tiltar_malle: calls $13.33

*** FLOP ***

tiltar_malle: checks

l LadyLuck l: bets $30

tiltar_malle: raises $110.71 to $140.71 and is all-in

l LadyLuck l: calls $89.60 and is all-in

Uncalled bet ($21.11) returned to tiltar_malle

*** TURN ***

*** RIVER ***

*** SHOW DOWN ***

tiltar_malle: shows (a pair of Kings)

l LadyLuck l: shows (a pair of Aces)

l LadyLuck l collected $281.90 from pot

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot $284.40 | Rake $2.50

Board

Seat 1: Joony_quest folded before Flop

Seat 2: smallon2012 (button) folded before Flop

Seat 3: tiltar_malle (small blind) showed and lost with a pair of Kings

Seat 4: kpwl (big blind) folded before Flop

Seat 5: COH1bAAAA folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 6: l LadyLuck l showed and won ($281.90) with a pair of Aces

[slarvsylta]

kanske lite kallt att skeppa med AK 250+ bb ???

[LimpFoldAces]

[LimpFoldAces]

[slarvsylta]

i only play you if you play 1 table so dont come talk to me u´nless you want 1 table

[slarvsylta]

you have to be lucky like this to win

 

 

 

PokerStars Home Game Hand #99309048743: {Epic Heads-Up Games} Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50 USD) - 2013/05/30 9:56:44 CET [2013/05/30 3:56:44 ET]

Table 'Sarmiento' 6-max Seat #3 is the button

Seat 3: LimpFoldAces ($144.46 in chips)

Seat 6: tiltar_malle ($125.60 in chips)

LimpFoldAces: posts small blind $0.25

tiltar_malle: posts big blind $0.50

LimpFoldAces: posts the ante $0.10

tiltar_malle: posts the ante $0.10

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to tiltar_malle

LimpFoldAces: raises $0.50 to $1

tiltar_malle: calls $0.50

*** FLOP ***

tiltar_malle: checks

LimpFoldAces: bets $2

tiltar_malle: raises $4.42 to $6.42

LimpFoldAces: calls $4.42

*** TURN ***

tiltar_malle: bets $11.42

LimpFoldAces: raises $16.08 to $27.50

tiltar_malle: raises $90.58 to $118.08 and is all-in

LimpFoldAces: calls $90.58

*** RIVER ***

*** SHOW DOWN ***

tiltar_malle: shows (a flush, Ace high)

LimpFoldAces: shows (a flush, Ace high - Queen higher)

LimpFoldAces collected $250.70 from pot

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot $251.20 | Rake $0.50

Board

Seat 3: LimpFoldAces (button) (small blind) showed and won ($250.70) with a flush, Ace high

Seat 6: tiltar_malle (big blind) showed and lost with a flush, Ace high