Vilken är din favorit på bash.org?

[HeyJohan]

Trots att jag är en nörd har jag aldrig lyckats finna mig helt till rätta med IRC. Det är dock sjukt användbart och används som alla vet hur mycket som helst.

Självklart skrivs det ibland saker som man kanske ångrar eller som bara av sig självt blir hysteriskt roligt.

 

Massor med citat från IRC har samlats ihop på http://www.bash.org

 

Det är helt vansinnigt beroendeframkallande, men guldkornen är så många att man lätt spenderar timmar där.

 

Kom igen, jag vill veta era favoriter. No limits

 

Mvh Johan

[HeyJohan]

Så, anyway, min personliga favorit är:

 

http://www.bash.org/?99060

 

t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right

BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...

BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH

BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU

BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES

BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY

BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES

BlackAdder> IN FACT

BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW

BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE

BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG

*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*

*** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )

t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right

CRCError> right

heartless> Right.

r3v> right

 

ROTFLMAO!

[Bluwajt]

Haha, tack för tipset! Skitrolig hemsida.

 

Har bara kollat där i ca. 2 min men denna var riktigt rolig:

 

<T-Wolf> man, my girlfriend left me for some faggot named robert

<RdAwG20> you don't live in Hope mills do you?

<T-Wolf> ya, why man?

<RdAwG20> lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson?

<T-Wolf> you mother fucker

 

Nä, nu får man skynda sig upp å kolla på fotbollen

[DunderKlump]

dubbel, bort

[pokeribobi]

<tag> Ouroboros: lets play Pong

<Ouroboros> Ok.

<tag> | .

<Ouroboros> . |

<tag> | .

<Ouroboros> . |

<tag> | .

<Ouroboros> | .

<Ouroboros> Whoops

[HeyJohan]

Ni inser att man kan hålla på så här HUR länge som helst va?

 

Den här kan jag inte kopiera in eftersom den är alldeles för stor, men klicka för allt vad ni gör på länken!

 

http://www.bash.org/?515093

 

Mvh Johan

[pokeribobi]

 

http://www.bash.org/?515093

 

 

[Cyntax]

<Tizitchy> you know what sucks

<Tizitchy> I was staring at this girls ass in the mall while waiting in line

<Tizitchy> she was by a trash can

<Tizitchy> and this guy was behind me

<Tizitchy> said "Get a good view?"

<Tizitchy> i was laughing and said "yeah"

<Tizitchy> he goes "That's my daughter"

[Loveless]

<sh4ve> hehe, i wrote a assembly proggy to convert normal numbers to roman ^^

<GodOfGoats> You are so MCCCXXXVII

 

 

 

hahaha.

[freeman]

<erno> hm. I've lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can't figure out where in my apartment it is.

 

sjuka är att jag känner igen det där problemet

[morberg]

<Ksosez> i fucking hate ADD

<jesus_X> As in Attention

<jesus_X> Attention Deficit, something...

<Ksosez> Disorder

<jesus_X> What?

[SaInT]

<calin> we had a guy at school that wore black lipstick.. and was all gothy.. and then one day we caught him buying an assvibrator

<ecoli> ew.

<ecoli> wait, you "caught" him?

<ecoli> like, you were behind him in line at the assvibrator store?

<Aero> he doesnt answer

*** Quits: calin (No route to host)

[HeyJohan]

Oooooh ångest!

 

<Quake-Hat> brad, your mom is fine as shit

<Quake-Hat> i think i will masturbate to her while i play with my balls

<bad_brad> brad had to go blow his nose, but thanks for the compliment, i will be calling your mother

<Quake-Hat> Jesus-fucking christ!!!

[Svinto]

Oooooh ångest!

Äh, sånt där kan leda till roligt om han bara håller sig framme när tanten är lite full.

 

Den här tyckte jag var utomordentligt lustig. Och den här var inte dålig heller.

[Bikern]

<Jeedo> hey baby, whats up?

<Indidge> umm....nothing?

<Jeedo> So....want me to like come over today so we can fuck?

<Indidge> Wait....did you want to speak to my daughter?

<Jeedo> Yes Mrs.Miller.. :-/

[Jennez]

Oooooh ångest!

Äh, sånt där kan leda till roligt om han bara håller sig framme när tanten är lite full.

 

Den här tyckte jag var utomordentligt lustig. Och den här var inte dålig heller.

 

Vad ar "pw"? *ursakta en icke-datorkunnig grabb* (eftersom jag antar att det ar datorrelaterat)

[Jennez]

Anvande hjarnan och kom pa att det betyder password....

[Jennez]

Fanken, blir manga poster i rad har men jag har hittat en ny signatur!

 

bash.org var skitkul forresten!

[Bikern]

<WiLdSeXyPrInCeSs> i luv guyz where would they be wifout us gals???

<XeNoX> Still in the Garden Of Eden you gullible bitch.

[Bikern]

<frank> can you help me install GTA3?

<knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren't using

frank has quit IRC. (Quit)

<knightmare> ...

[Bikern]

<[bAC]Draxon|TWL> "The animals will hear!" bellowed the ear licking penguin as the awesomely endowed midget sucked her oozing charlies and plugged his purple middle leg into her festering cunt.

<[bAC]Draxon|TWL> oops

<[bAC]Draxon|TWL> wrong window

<d|syztem> what the FUCK

[juttis]

<ckx> women ask for it

<ckx> they act all old and mature

<ckx> and then you stick your cock up their ass

<ckx> and they get all bitchy

<ckx> "I"M ONLY 13, I'M ONLY 13!!!"

 

Muhahaaa..

[Bikern]

[01:33] (hilo21) ima looking for a site that seels amp

[01:33] (hilo21) ima looking for a site that seels amps

[01:33] (hilo21) iam looking for a site that seels amps

[01:34] (hilo21) I am looking for a site that sells amps

[01:35] (nexxai) how bout you look for a site that teaches english?

[01:35] (hilo21) fuck you

[01:36] (nexxai) Lemme guess, you'd kick my ass, but can't read the road signs to get to my house?

[cassano]

<frank> can you help me install GTA3?

<knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren't using

frank has quit IRC. (Quit)

<knightmare> ...

 

Haha, så klockren.

[Wiznakh]

<anamexis> oh man

<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right

--> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind

<anamexis> and it exploded

<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard

<anamexis> but I got it away just in time

<-- Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers)

<anamexis> :<